Role reversal
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anon (10/07/2015) [-]
Woman: Good evening, young sir. My tone implies that I am attracted to you.
Man: A pleasant evening to you as well, good lady. I regret to inform you that I have a lifemate.
Woman: Well bah then to you, you cad. This is way you've no conveyance and are forced to slog through the elements afoot.
Man: Balderdash.
Man: A pleasant evening to you as well, good lady. I regret to inform you that I have a lifemate.
Woman: Well bah then to you, you cad. This is way you've no conveyance and are forced to slog through the elements afoot.
Man: Balderdash.
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lordofbumcrack (10/07/2015) [-] that should be a real thing. we need an archive of Gold comments
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reaperslayer ONLINE (10/06/2015) [-] eh, everybody's a critic of their own making. so long as people have the info I'm happy.
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funpunk ONLINE (10/06/2015) [-] Hypothetically, if a hot girl offered you a ride, would you take it or assume it was a trap of some kind and I don't mean the good kind ? Think about it, hot girl offers lonely guys like us a ride somewhere, then her friend hiding in the back pulls a gun and demands all your hard-earned cash. Or, it's your future wife in that car and you're getting laid tonight.
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brainstormer (10/07/2015) [-] thought the same thing, I mean, what are the chances really...
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lordofbumcrack (10/07/2015) [-] luckily for most of us, this scenario will be exactly that.
hypothetical.
hypothetical.
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ludislavonac (10/07/2015) [-] I'm a paranoid ****** and probably wouldn't accept the ride.
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Penn (10/07/2015) [-]
Here's the problem with that:
-you're implying I leave the house
-you're implying someone would even talk to me
-you're implying I see hot girls
-you're implying I see girls
-you're implying I make hard earned cash
-you're implying I get off my ass and walk
-you're implying I'm ever getting a wife
-you're implying I'm ever getting laid tonight
-you're implying that if this were to ever happen I wouldn't cry and collapse to the fetal position
-you're implying I leave the house
-you're implying someone would even talk to me
-you're implying I see hot girls
-you're implying I see girls
-you're implying I make hard earned cash
-you're implying I get off my ass and walk
-you're implying I'm ever getting a wife
-you're implying I'm ever getting laid tonight
-you're implying that if this were to ever happen I wouldn't cry and collapse to the fetal position
#13
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moxmortuus ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-] Thought it was gonna be a about catcalling. Was about to say wish that was the way the world worked.
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moxmortuus ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-] Oh then my mistake I couldn't quite understand the audio.
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adolfsatan (10/07/2015) [-] I have to tell you, as a european, I find extremelly funny how black americans talk.
Here you have a charizard riding a little scooter as a gift.
Here you have a charizard riding a little scooter as a gift.
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jeffdabuffalo (10/07/2015) [-] **jeffdabuffalo used "*roll picture*"**
**jeffdabuffalo rolled image**But... there's no such thing as male oppression...
**jeffdabuffalo rolled image**But... there's no such thing as male oppression...
