Rocket Man
>Be me
>Be 17
>Be really bored after a long weekend
>Be a pyro
>Like a HC MLG pyro
>Decide to build a bootleg rocket
>Go into garage to gather materials
>Use lots of power tools and a ******* of duct tape
>2 hours later you have a rocket
>Jenky.PNG
>My mother comes outside to bring you lunch
>She is the best
>I thank her for chicken sandwich
>It is missing something
>I go inside to get seasoning
>Decide on parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
>Season sandwich
>Brother comes out to watch
>He is eager to shoot off rocket
>I ask him to put away the spices
>Lazy little ****** puts them on the ground next to the rocket; forgets about them
>He begins filming
>I light he fuse on fire
>I'm getting really excited
>Rocket fails miserably, explodes everywhere
>Thyme flies when you're having fun
>Be 17
>Be really bored after a long weekend
>Be a pyro
>Like a HC MLG pyro
>Decide to build a bootleg rocket
>Go into garage to gather materials
>Use lots of power tools and a ******* of duct tape
>2 hours later you have a rocket
>Jenky.PNG
>My mother comes outside to bring you lunch
>She is the best
>I thank her for chicken sandwich
>It is missing something
>I go inside to get seasoning
>Decide on parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
>Season sandwich
>Brother comes out to watch
>He is eager to shoot off rocket
>I ask him to put away the spices
>Lazy little ****** puts them on the ground next to the rocket; forgets about them
>He begins filming
>I light he fuse on fire
>I'm getting really excited
>Rocket fails miserably, explodes everywhere
>Thyme flies when you're having fun
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