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#3 - sirfurnace (12/19/2015) [-]
Baby oil is made from babies. They're put into a press like the one used for olive oil and the liquid that runs off is made into baby oil.
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User avatar #43 to #3 - scorcho (12/20/2015) [-]
just like whale oil is not made for whales, but from whales.
it makes perfect sense.
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#41 to #3 - slickey (12/20/2015) [-]
I thought this one was hilarious, but the last joke I've read here and tried in real life got nothing but cringe, so I'll keep this one to myself I guess.

TLR fj is only funny on fj
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#35 to #3 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
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User avatar #14 to #3 - subtard (12/20/2015) [-]
Then they take the solid remains, dehydrate them, and grind them up into baby powder.
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User avatar #11 to #3 - zepplinfailure (12/19/2015) [-]
soylent green is made out of people.
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User avatar #5 to #3 - Tusura (12/19/2015) [-]
You forgot about using the centrifuge afterward to filter out the blood from the oil.
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User avatar #6 to #5 - rothingham (12/19/2015) [-]
Don't be silly, babies have no blood. Everyone knows that.
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User avatar #7 to #6 - Tusura (12/19/2015) [-]
If that's true, then why did my blender turn red when I put the baby in it?
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#8 to #7 - sirfurnace (12/19/2015) [-]
It turned red, so that means that Soviet leader Stalin Claus has come to bring the best present of all: Communism.
It turned red, so that means that Soviet leader Stalin Claus has come to bring the best present of all: Communism.
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#34 to #8 - lollypopalopicus ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
Can he visit here, and dance the night away?
Dancing Stalin
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User avatar #37 to #34 - Shiny (12/20/2015) [-]
It's sad how awful this game was when the idea was so ******* great.
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#45 to #37 - fullmetaloptimist (12/20/2015) [-]
wut game?
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User avatar #46 to #45 - Shiny (12/20/2015) [-]
The video was a promotion for an RTS game.
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