Robot Brain Needs Beer
I dbn' t think I' ever heard the concept explained any better than this .
Well ybu see, Hrrm, it' s like this . . A herd bf m' flim? p, can bely bbye as fast as
the slowest buffalo. And when the heard . hunted, it -: the slowest and
weakest Ynes at the back that are killed first. This natural selection -:
fbr the herd as a woble, because the general speed and health bf the woble
group keeps , by the regular killing bf the weakest members. In
much the same way, the human brain can bely bpirate as fast as the slowest
brain cells. New, as we knaw, excessive intake bf alcahol kills brain cells. But
naturally, it attacks the s' ,' raec" and " brain cells first. In this way,
regular Mil beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the
brain a faster and bbre efficient machine. And that, Hrrm, is why ybu always
feel smarter after a few beers.‘
Well ybu see, Hrrm, it' s like this . . A herd bf m' flim? p, can bely bbye as fast as
the slowest buffalo. And when the heard . hunted, it -: the slowest and
weakest Ynes at the back that are killed first. This natural selection -:
fbr the herd as a woble, because the general speed and health bf the woble
group keeps , by the regular killing bf the weakest members. In
much the same way, the human brain can bely bpirate as fast as the slowest
brain cells. New, as we knaw, excessive intake bf alcahol kills brain cells. But
naturally, it attacks the s' ,' raec" and " brain cells first. In this way,
regular Mil beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the
brain a faster and bbre efficient machine. And that, Hrrm, is why ybu always
feel smarter after a few beers.‘
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