>smile politely
>get slapped
>punch one in the face

self defence
ive got witnesses

I've seen this one before. They had contracts or something that you had to sign. I believe

You're on a college campus you dumb ******


You'll get your life ruined by the LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ center calling the swat team on an attempted double rape homicide, you'll ruin the lives of all the men there because the crybabys you hit will bring a bill to congress banning white men from safe space University, then they'll go on to ban guns and vote Hillary into office.


Pay a black chick 100$ to beat the **** out of them, they'll probably do it.

its okay you just say that you're a pre-op transexual homosexual.

What? I don't get the joke. Or was it even a joke?

It's LBJBBQGTA5 you cissexist, heterosexist, and other words I made up moron!

>get slapped
>smile creeps along my face
>"I'm gay. You hate gay people. You're a bully"
>No! we didn't mean-"
>"You did it. Now I'm going home and killing myself"
>"Please, we didn't know you were one of us"
>"The only way to stop it is for you to kill yourself out of gay bullying guilt"
>They Sudoku on the spot

Problem solved

Thank you

Kurapica is totes str8 bro don't worry

Damn son I wouldn't mind getting bound in the Judgement Chain

Sometimes he likes to dress up

Oh I know.... The ride in the car was fun

I'd let them slap me, then afterwards, look them dead in the eye with a smile on my face and a bulge in my pants, the horror creeping up on them as they realize what they've just done.




I'm a masochist.

I'd honestly just pour a drink on them

their face when

"OFFICER OFFICER SOMEONE ASSAULTED ME"

"You look fine. This sign though, I'm pretty sure that's illegal."

"DAMN YOU PATRIARCHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

>Become jewish
>Ask for a slap
>Say that you thought that slap means something else
>Call Jerusalem and claim that they try to start another Shoah
>Wait for the Mossad to show up and pull an Eichmann on them

Most of FunnyJunk may know this already, but to people who don't:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVXnoanopzA
Maybe in due time I'll learn how to post the video directly as well.

Try the Youtube button right above where you write your comment, breh.

Today has been a long day, thank you.

I'm not sure if that's a Hebrew song or something, but it's pretty ******* catchy.

It's called Item bounce from Kirby's air ride

Thanks bruh.

Why is this the jew theme?

"insert obligatory 'my sides' post here"

because actual jewish music sounds like that

sounds kikish

>ask for slap
>withdraw consent just afterwards
>file assault charge

>become gay for a second just before the slap hits
>now it's assault and homophobia

>accuse them of pandering to cisgendered straight identified white men because all others must pay to get slapped
>accuse them of kinkshaming when they say "but you shouldnt want to be slapped!"