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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #39 - CrabFace
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Believe it or not. I live in Holland and i've known a girl for about 4 years now over the internet. She lives in Canada, eh. She's in a hotel in Amsterdam now and in half an hour i'm leaving to go see her.
User avatar #66 to #39 - robertolee
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I must know how it goes.
#157 to #66 - bann
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I second that notion
User avatar #321 to #66 - CrabFace
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It was pretty awesom. Nothing spectacular but just seeing her in real life made me feel really good.
User avatar #322 to #321 - robertolee
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Did you get your leg?
User avatar #323 to #322 - CrabFace
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I've never lost my legs. But thanks for your concern.

also if that is an innuendo for sex, then the awnser is kinda.
User avatar #326 to #323 - robertolee
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Haha sorry, common Geordie expression for did you have sex.
User avatar #327 to #326 - CrabFace
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We smooched and some handywork.

The red cross was in town.
User avatar #329 to #327 - robertolee
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I love a story with a happy ending.
#145 to #39 - rabidaardvark
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If this ends well it will have restored a shred of my faith in the internet and people by a small amount
User avatar #333 to #145 - CrabFace
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It went amazing.
#160 to #39 - mrnappy
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I must know!
I must know!
#178 to #39 - LessThanThreesOme
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Good luck buddy, inform us on how it goes ( I also live in Canada) pic unrelated.
Good luck buddy, inform us on how it goes ( I also live in Canada) pic unrelated.
#203 to #39 - neurofuzzy
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DETAILS!
#218 to #39 - mindlogic
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Not saying *Pics or GTFO* but, I believe you, and would like to see Pictures though. As content of course :3 subbed
User avatar #331 to #218 - CrabFace
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It wasn't really that spectacular sorry.
User avatar #232 to #218 - puremadmentalged
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**** of course
#234 to #39 - justleaving
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En?
User avatar #330 to #234 - CrabFace
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Het was gezellig. Beetje gezoend en ****.
User avatar #193 to #39 - herpaderpnugget
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(10/18/2013) [-]
Make a post about it when it's over!
User avatar #206 to #39 - ekseevi **User deleted account**
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*The Netherlands Unless you actually live in geographical Holland , nevertheless good luck and may the Schwartz be with you!
User avatar #332 to #206 - CrabFace
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Geographical Holland.
User avatar #93 to #39 - redstain
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Let us know how it goes,eh?

P.S Canadian chicks are awesome.
User avatar #324 to #93 - CrabFace
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(10/22/2013) [-]
It was really great!
#335 to #324 - redstain
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Good to hear! I wish you both the best in the future!    
 Is she the one?
Good to hear! I wish you both the best in the future!
Is she the one?
User avatar #129 to #39 - TastyBurger
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Did you **** yet?
#60 to #39 - atomschlumpf
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I know it's too late now but **** it
I know it's too late now but **** it
User avatar #128 to #39 - machinimax
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FILL US UP AFTERWARDS MATE
User avatar #135 to #128 - greenstrongworld
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FILL US UP LIKE YOU FILL HER UP.
User avatar #148 to #135 - machinimax
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OHMYGOD
#************************

But seriously that was ****** great.
User avatar #149 to #148 - greenstrongworld
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I've never actually gotten a compliment for one of my comments like that. Thank you.
User avatar #152 to #149 - machinimax
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Idk if you come up wtih comments like that you should probably get a lot of compliments.

Also if this gets to the top of FP and your comment isn't the top one then I'm gonna be very dissapointed.
User avatar #334 to #128 - CrabFace
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We had some drinks and got to cuddling and kissing n some 2nd base ****. Then she informed me that the ocean was red.
User avatar #337 to #334 - machinimax
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Hah.
Well you did get to cuddling and kissing and all so that's fine, right?
#242 to #39 - ilikecows **User deleted account**
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DON'T GO! SHE IS ACTUALLY A BEAR!!
DON'T GO! SHE IS ACTUALLY A BEAR!!
User avatar #238 to #39 - winstonsexton
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Im from Holland too, can I join? I dont have anything to do tonight
User avatar #183 to #39 - gemmerpants
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How did it go?! I hope it went well!
User avatar #223 to #39 - newforomador
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Tell me how it goes.
User avatar #126 to #39 - FuckOffNow
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Don't forget to tell us how it goes buddy
#207 to #39 - irokk
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User avatar #313 to #39 - shitinmymouth
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We're still waiting...
User avatar #320 to #313 - CrabFace
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It was pretty great actually, i'm not going into detail. But it was alota fun
#336 to #320 - shitinmymouth
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Congratulations and thank you for answering to our demands :3 Enjoy the thumbs!
Congratulations and thank you for answering to our demands :3 Enjoy the thumbs!
User avatar #338 to #336 - CrabFace
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Thanks man!
User avatar #314 to #313 - lolollo
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You can stop holding your breath, he was murdered 18 hours ago.
User avatar #316 to #314 - shitinmymouth
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Then we demand pictures on the morbid channel!
User avatar #196 to #39 - tomahawkit **User deleted account**
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can you make OC or something telling us how it goes. I would thumb it up
User avatar #294 to #39 - leonstar
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Good luck!
#171 to #39 - anon id: e5187081
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BRING AN PROTECTION
User avatar #290 to #39 - mcfeelston
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well?! dont just leave us hanging
User avatar #153 to #39 - uzzwick
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Good luck man.
User avatar #285 to #39 - elcreepo
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Good luck and show pics
User avatar #132 to #39 - leafonthewind
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keep us posted

goon on you man
User avatar #261 to #39 - suikerpapa
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As a Dutch person, I believe to be legally obliged to inform you of the following: kanker
#328 to #261 - CrabFace
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Kanker.
#80 to #39 - lookathecomment
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HFW It's a guy
#325 to #80 - CrabFace
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MFW it was a girl.
#51 - fatspartan
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> Be best friends with a girl since preschool    
> 8/10 gamer, diehard nerd + anime fan   
> Finally worked up the courage to ask her out senior year of High School, she says yes   
> Been going out a good month or two out of High School (so that's at least a year or so)   
> Everything is perfect   
> Her parents reveal that their moving to Australia for her father's job   
> moved out 2 weeks later   
> She's still on my friends list on Steam/PSN   
> It's been 3 years since she left and we still constantly stay in contact   
> By some miracle we're still an item   
> This year I get some news   
> She will return in time for the holidays to stay (father's job had them move back)!    
> She'll be the same girl, but with an Australian accent 8.5/10   
> She says she can't wait to pick up where we left off   
> MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ME!!!   
   
Just cause they live far away, doesn't mean you shall never meet. Don't give up!
> Be best friends with a girl since preschool
> 8/10 gamer, diehard nerd + anime fan
> Finally worked up the courage to ask her out senior year of High School, she says yes
> Been going out a good month or two out of High School (so that's at least a year or so)
> Everything is perfect
> Her parents reveal that their moving to Australia for her father's job
> moved out 2 weeks later
> She's still on my friends list on Steam/PSN
> It's been 3 years since she left and we still constantly stay in contact
> By some miracle we're still an item
> This year I get some news
> She will return in time for the holidays to stay (father's job had them move back)!
> She'll be the same girl, but with an Australian accent 8.5/10
> She says she can't wait to pick up where we left off
> MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ME!!!

Just cause they live far away, doesn't mean you shall never meet. Don't give up!
User avatar #105 to #51 - Fabianz
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And meanwhile she's had hundreds of australian dicks inside her
#107 to #105 - fatspartan
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Doubt it, she tends to be a bit antisocial. Heck, the only reason her and I got anywhere in the first place is that her parents and mine hung out alot.   
   
Still, I shove my buzzaxe up your ass for making such assumptions!
Doubt it, she tends to be a bit antisocial. Heck, the only reason her and I got anywhere in the first place is that her parents and mine hung out alot.

Still, I shove my buzzaxe up your ass for making such assumptions!
User avatar #64 to #51 - VincentKing
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congrats, lets just hope she hasn't picked up a lot of australians manners though (seriously, I hate a lot of the people I meet here)

I am happy for you both and will raise a glass in your honor some day
#142 to #64 - tastyoc
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I live in Australia, the huge people with mass beards are some of the friendliest you will meet. Some people here are just plain tossers
User avatar #247 to #51 - hoponthefeelstrain
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If I was her father I'd be like "***** stop ******* making me move, make up your mind."
#273 to #51 - spceinvdr
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God damn I laughed at  that gif. Congrats. I agree, Aussie accents are an 11.5/10 for me. I wa slucky enough to know one. And the lord did declare, she was bammin' slammin' bootylicious.
God damn I laughed at that gif. Congrats. I agree, Aussie accents are an 11.5/10 for me. I wa slucky enough to know one. And the lord did declare, she was bammin' slammin' bootylicious.
#339 to #51 - anon id: 83fe5dd3
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naw my ex gf. had sex with some guy while we were on skype. she was acting weird. and i said whats that sound? *sex... sounds*... she said nothing? I said.. stop.. then she started to cry... and she hung up on me... soon after that.. 2 mins later.. she calls me on skype.. crying... and some dude.. says.. im *fkn your girl* and she just starts moaning really loud and then.. they turn the music all the way up... sigh..
User avatar #52 to #51 - karson
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thats great man, best of luck to you.
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#38 to #3 - anon id: 8b598497
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I understand, come January, I'll have been in a long distance relationship with my boyfriend for 3 years. I live on the East coast of Canada and he lives on the West coast of the US. It's hard being away from the person you love, especially for so long.
User avatar #62 to #3 - valhar
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Hey bruh, I feel you. Met my fiance in 2006 on WoW. She lived in Oregon and I lived in Virginia. She was sick a lot, and I was in high school. **** was rough for a bit, but in my second year of college she moved out here, and we have been engaged and living together for the past four years. Just don't give up on it, and it will work.
#7 to #3 - angrylittleman
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I know what you're going through. I was in a long distance relationship for a little less than two years. She had gone to the same university as me for a few years. We eventually developed a relationship, but she had to return to her native country. We did the long distance thing. Sucks. The worrying, the fear, and uncertainty. But somehow I learned her native language, got a job in her country, and now live with her. It was worth it. I have never been happier. I know it isn't easy, but you can do it.

Just wanted you to know you are not alone in this
#14 to #3 - adu
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My long distance relationship lasted 2 years and 7 months.   
It didn't have a fairy tale ending. Eventually she figured out she needed more than just an encouraging voice on the phone. I don't really blame her for it. We're still best friends.   
She's happier with him than she was with me. And knowing she's happy makes me happy. I just wish, maybe, that I could feel a little less lonely.
My long distance relationship lasted 2 years and 7 months.
It didn't have a fairy tale ending. Eventually she figured out she needed more than just an encouraging voice on the phone. I don't really blame her for it. We're still best friends.
She's happier with him than she was with me. And knowing she's happy makes me happy. I just wish, maybe, that I could feel a little less lonely.
#79 - tundu
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What it's actually like
User avatar #188 to #79 - azelot
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thanks, you put a smile in my face
#44 - graknab
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Nobody loves me on the internet either
User avatar #133 to #44 - leafonthewind
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we all know that feel
User avatar #137 to #44 - sirslimyscrotum **User deleted account**
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I love you.
#147 to #44 - datmanksa
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i love you
i love you
User avatar #305 to #44 - bitchpleaseshutup
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luv u bb
User avatar #155 to #44 - uzzwick
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i love you on the internet. either.
#72 - aesis
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4000 miles from my boyfriend.
We've been dating for nearly 10 months and we keep things working with Skype and such, we normally watch movies together or play video games.
They can work if you're dedicated enough, we both have everything planned out for when I can go visit him, and we're both saving.
It does take sacrifices though, I lost sleep in order to accommodate time to talk with him, but it's worth it.
#124 to #72 - zombiesnipertwo
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I know how you feel.
I have been with my gf since January and we are around 6400 kilometers away.

But we do plenty of things together on skype, we talk almost everyday and watch shows together...we talk or even play games, luckily we are only with 2 hours of time distance.

We are going all we can so I can visit her on December and in 1 year she may come live with me.

User avatar #125 to #124 - aesis
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That's awesome to hear, and you're lucky that she's so close. My boyfriend is 6 hours away, but it doesn't mean anything to us. It shouldn't anyway.

I hope everything with your girlfriend goes well~
User avatar #78 to #72 - kaiyuni
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*slow applause*
User avatar #84 to #72 - mcstorms
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please for the love of god keep doing what you're doing.
#106 - zombielovez
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I can honestly say i don't feel this feel. I'm A sexual. Enjoy a random gif
I can honestly say i don't feel this feel. I'm A sexual. Enjoy a random gif
User avatar #121 to #106 - flingwing
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asexual = aromantic, because you know, logic.
User avatar #184 to #106 - iwebby
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A sexual what? A SEXUAL WHAT? A SEXUAL WHALE? POTATO?
User avatar #110 to #106 - zombielovez
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all i say is i don't feel a feel and red sea starts a brewing, oh FJ you silly goose
User avatar #154 to #106 - Metallicock
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you are a sexual? like only 1 sexual? as apposed to like 2 or 3 sexuals?
User avatar #108 to #106 - heartlessrobot
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You're A sexual? What about B sexual, or C sexual?
User avatar #109 to #108 - zombielovez
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tried B sexual once, not my thing.
User avatar #112 to #109 - heartlessrobot
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Has anyone ever been so far as to Z sexual?
User avatar #113 to #112 - zombielovez
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not yet, want to ride that deep blue ocean with me?
User avatar #114 to #113 - heartlessrobot
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Let's do this.
User avatar #116 to #114 - zombielovez
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What in gods name would that actually entail? would it be like consensual rape?
User avatar #118 to #116 - heartlessrobot
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I've only ever seen one video of it, and it involved a very well endowed transsexual, an 8 year old boy, and a very well endowed stallion.
User avatar #119 to #118 - zombielovez
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well i guess i could be the transsexual... but who will be our 8 year old boy???
User avatar #120 to #119 - heartlessrobot
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Look around at nearby elementary schools.
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User avatar #156 - yojo
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My first kiss was with a girl I met online.

She was about a 7.5/10 and the great thing is, she actually did not have a penis. So everything turned out great.
#117 - braveblue
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