Ridiculous hotel requests comp
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anon (11/16/2015) [-]
<a href=" www.helloworld.com ">hello world</a>
www.hello.com
[URL=" www.hello.com "]hello[/URL]
[url= www.hello.com ]hello[/url]
happy
www.hello.com
[URL=" www.hello.com "]hello[/URL]
[url= www.hello.com ]hello[/url]
happy
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brahdin (10/10/2015) [-] 
"We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request." br />
hotel staff face when reading those request.
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silentpaper ONLINE (10/11/2015) [-]
"the hotel staff cannot guarantee additional requests"
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revisempai (10/11/2015) [-] yeah but they'll send in the twink employee, the on that's weird with a kind of twitch.
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deutschblut (10/11/2015) [-] I am not gay, but I think you got your terms backwards...
The twink usually is not the one sucking...
The twink usually is not the one sucking...
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anon (10/11/2015) [-]
I am very gay, a twink is described as a phenotypically small and feminine male, generally hairless as well. They are known to be very submissive, and in nearly every single arrangement in which there is one twink and one partner who is not a twink, the twink is the one sucking. u wrong
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deutschblut (10/12/2015) [-] Well anon, I will not pretend to be an expert on fudgepackerology, but as I understood the term, a twink is a sexy young man, where the older dude will suck his cock to drink his "delicious" male genetic reproductive testicular fluids.
Hence the term "twink", derived from the brand name "Twinkie", the snack product with creame filling you suck out.
But you know, if fags were logical, they would not be fags, so there is that....
Hence the term "twink", derived from the brand name "Twinkie", the snack product with creame filling you suck out.
But you know, if fags were logical, they would not be fags, so there is that....
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hahdumbbirch (10/11/2015) [-] it may just be me, but what is this "br />" thing pls donut red thimble me i just want to know something
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ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (10/11/2015) [-] For about an hour or two earlier today, whenever you tried to do a line break in a comment it'd just write "br />" in the comment instead of moving to a new line.
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badboywantsu ONLINE (10/11/2015) [-] i too was wondering, thanks
also how have you been?
also how have you been?
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borderlineparanoid ONLINE (10/11/2015) [-] it's not too bad, something kinda funny to do while on the job.
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brvtalguy (10/11/2015) [-] **brvtalguy used "*roll picture*"**
**brvtalguy rolled image** What I want my hotel service to place on my bed.
**brvtalguy rolled image** What I want my hotel service to place on my bed.
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GeneralAaon (10/11/2015) [-] Dear god that one where she's holding the phone in the way... HRNNGGGG
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nanako (10/10/2015) [-] working in these hotels would be pretty fun.
people should make silly requests more often, workers always appreciuate a break from the monotony
people should make silly requests more often, workers always appreciuate a break from the monotony
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itskennyandjosh ONLINE (10/11/2015) [-] **itskennyandjosh used "*roll picture*"**
**itskennyandjosh rolled image** i was gonna post that, you beat me
**itskennyandjosh rolled image** i was gonna post that, you beat me
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drugsnothugs (10/11/2015) [-] I actually did this as well. The screenshot of the request thing is somewhere in the depths of my twitter, but I requested that the Sheraton place a framed photo of Nicolas Cage on the nightstand. They even left a neat little letter.
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machiavellianhumor (10/11/2015) [-] >cryptozoology.
did you find ayy? how about some lmaos
Did you find Bigfoot or just find some equally hairy as him cryptozoologists
did you find ayy? how about some lmaos
Did you find Bigfoot or just find some equally hairy as him cryptozoologists
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oinos (10/11/2015) [-]
What ******* hotel is this? How much do you pay a night to get this ridiculous service?
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demcupcakes (10/11/2015) [-] **demcupcakes used "*roll picture*"**
**demcupcakes rolled image**Kinda wierd how all the images are captured in the same way isnt it .
Click to show spoiler
**demcupcakes rolled image**Kinda wierd how all the images are captured in the same way isnt it .
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enormity (10/11/2015) [-] All of these but the last one are obviously taken by the same hotel employee ...
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therror (10/11/2015) [-] Inspired by the internet I once left for the hotel cleaning service this
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fuzzyballs (10/11/2015) [-] and I asked for 2 extra pillows, and they basically said no in an Indian-English way
how hard can it be to hire at least one person for the front desk that actually speaks English?
how hard can it be to hire at least one person for the front desk that actually speaks English?
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fuzzyballs (10/11/2015) [-] or as soon as people are acting like assholes
didn't I block you?
didn't I block you?
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fuzzyballs (10/11/2015) [-] playful*
if I ever blocked you, you'd still be on thie list
turns out I have 87 people on that
wow
if I ever blocked you, you'd still be on thie list
turns out I have 87 people on that
wow
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nignogjellybean (10/11/2015) [-] if you block assholes, then why haven't you blocked yourself?
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wtfduud (10/11/2015) [-] "I'm gonna put some funny things in my hotel room, and then write a request about it on a hotel website and take a picture of it."
