Rick's Words of Wisdom
Anonymous (( Fri) 01: 03: 27 No/ 37240889 F
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Now Mom, you gotta listen to me Morty. You can' tjust go screwing around in that
magical forest. There are -urp- there are ewes in that forest Mom, magical ewes!
The worst kind! Now I know you' re always reading Lord of the Rings and Geegee
and **** , and you probably think ewes are all magical and nubile and **** and you' d
probably like an elf maiden for yourself, but it' s just an act Mortal It' s how they -urp-
how they get you! They act all nice and enticing then once they' ye got your guard down they climb way
up in your butt Mortal Right up in there. So far up a proctologist could newer find it Mom, you' d have
better luck with a dentist Morty. Not that you' d ever get the chance , once an elf is up in your butt they' ye
got control, walking you around in their own little Morty's' t Next thing you know, that elf is banging your
girlfriend and eating your food and everyone will think it' s you Mortal No one will -urp- will know about the
is that what you want Mom? Would all that be worth just because you wanted to get some
waifu? You looking to get people all up in your butt Mom? You into that kinda thing Mom? I
mean, I usually try not adjudge Mom, but that' s really ******* weird.
File: Fiucking (40 KB, 400x300)
Now Mom, you gotta listen to me Morty. You can' tjust go screwing around in that
magical forest. There are -urp- there are ewes in that forest Mom, magical ewes!
The worst kind! Now I know you' re always reading Lord of the Rings and Geegee
and **** , and you probably think ewes are all magical and nubile and **** and you' d
probably like an elf maiden for yourself, but it' s just an act Mortal It' s how they -urp-
how they get you! They act all nice and enticing then once they' ye got your guard down they climb way
up in your butt Mortal Right up in there. So far up a proctologist could newer find it Mom, you' d have
better luck with a dentist Morty. Not that you' d ever get the chance , once an elf is up in your butt they' ye
got control, walking you around in their own little Morty's' t Next thing you know, that elf is banging your
girlfriend and eating your food and everyone will think it' s you Mortal No one will -urp- will know about the
is that what you want Mom? Would all that be worth just because you wanted to get some
waifu? You looking to get people all up in your butt Mom? You into that kinda thing Mom? I
mean, I usually try not adjudge Mom, but that' s really ******* weird.
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