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em me
mate a girl in my junior year of high school, she' s a senior
sshe abruptly stops talking to me over the summer for no reason, just cuts off all contact
my the next year her facebook name c hanger
sshe got married to some guy
deppression sets in
wet through senior year, graduate, go to uni
Wm a theaterthe so I get in the department
ffind out that the guy my is married to is also in this heel: in this department
qbasic ally lose my **** , anxiety up the asshole
aactually meet him for the first time
we has a 2/ 10 face, is a complete autist and a terrible actor
in the department thinks he' s an idiot for getting married at 20
yhe' s basic ally flat broke (his "job" is being in the army national guard) and he and my ex We with her mother
ffind out that their wedding was abrupt and , she wore shorts and a tank top to it
ball anxiety and sadness disappears, replaced by pure smug
pstart subtly roasting him whenever the opportunity arises
mmake a big show out of calling him a "married man" whenever I get the chance
starts to make him upset
we whines to other people that "Anon is trying to turn the department against mel"
tthe people he tells this to are actually on my side, so they fake sympathy for him and report back to me later
and we share a mighty kek
wmm the fact that he' s getting upset means he' s insecure about his marriage
wmm this insecurity is only going to grow the more I mess with him, inevitably leading to problems in their
relationship
wmm I don' t have any feelings for her anymore and don' t even want her back, I just want to crash this
marriage with no purely out of spite and to see if I can
I have achieved levels smug that I previously anly dreamed abaut-
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#7 - baronvonhuckle (12/15/2015) [-]
Married dudes fw:
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User avatar #39 to #7 - svensname (12/15/2015) [-]
i was married once, worst decision of my ******* life. i now discourage it to all that ask my opinion on the matter.
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#48 to #39 - moocowsz (12/15/2015) [-]
Mind if i ask why?
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User avatar #85 to #48 - svensname (12/15/2015) [-]
well it all started out alright,
both of us were happy. then she decided what i was doing wasnt good enough, that i should be the one working, cleaning, cooking, and looking after the kid, while she sat on her ass and played video games.
now im all for helping her out, but im not going to be called a slaver for wanting her to take care of things like that while she is unemployed. once she decided she was done with me, (we had to continue living together cuz of financial, and kid reasons, plus i didnt want her to die on her own without a job) it only got worse, she contributed NOTHING to the house hold except an hour of child care here and there. honestly not much of a change from before, but at least then she would sleep next to me, not with me mind you, next to. it was a blue moon if i got laid after the first year of being with her.
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User avatar #95 to #85 - epicralph (12/15/2015) [-]
Dude, you cant dicourage marriage to others when you chose a **** wife. I have been happily married for years now and she is the one that does the cooking and cleaning, i take out the trash, and i make breakfast and wsh dishes on saturdays. Marriage has been by far the best decision in my life becasue she is more than just the one that cooks and cleans. she is my best friend and we play video games together and do all kinds of **** we both enjoy. She takes care of my 3 yr old son and the next one will be here in Feb. and i know she wil take good care of that one too.
TL;DR, you cant discourage marriage to others because you chose a **** person for a wife.
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User avatar #126 to #95 - paddypancake ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
I don't think when a single comment on FJ makes the difference between getting married or not a marriage would be a good idea anyways. Or when any number of comments on FJ makes a difference. Especially if peoples only choice of information is FJ they probably shouldn't get married. And if it is enough to make them insecure it might also be a bad idea. One could always wait a bit and choose to do it later i think.
Let him preach his stuff and you can preach your stuff, best thing is to have both sides in the argument.
I have no relationship knowledge whatsoever but i am also doubtful about the whole "you chose a **** wife" thing neccercarily being appropriate. I mean yeah probably most often its the case that one is unaware or accepting of crappy behaviour from the partner but sometimes i guess they are just good actors. Or they change. Can happen to everyone i think its a sensible decision in a relationship to not marry if both agree on it.
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#5 - bakinboy (12/14/2015) [-]
Crashing this marriage
With no survivors!
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User avatar #120 to #30 - sgtmajjohnson (12/15/2015) [-]
I'm not a comic snob by any means, but I do which they went with a mask that is a bit more like Bane's in the comics. Actually, the look I don't care that much about, what I wanted was his backstory to be his. I could take the changes they made to Pena Dura for the movie, because it worked, but then they just copy-pasted Bane's backstory over Talia's (right down to the protector and everything). I still love the movie, I just which they kept Bane as Bane.
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User avatar #31 to #10 - Churchandtex (12/15/2015) [-]
But why is he wrestling Liquid Ocelot?
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User avatar #80 to #31 - hxhmaniac (12/15/2015) [-]
why not? im suprised people can even make these types of things
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#128 to #80 - riddari (12/15/2015) [-]
Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would fight a liquid ocelot before throwing him out of a plane?
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#130 to #128 - hxhmaniac (12/15/2015) [-]
u cheeki fuk
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User avatar #4 - hagletrough ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-]
Bitch move, for her to end contact like that. But anon's reaction and selfishness make it pretty clear that he only physically aged. He's still got the mind and mental stability of a 13 year old. That's probably why she left him.
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User avatar #139 to #4 - distortedflare ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
Was going to say the exact same thing. Anon here sounds like a ******* losser. Who the **** devotes that much time to being a cunt to someone they have never met? Just because they most likely were a ******* creep and the girl decided to cut themselves lose. Also says they were broke then laughs at the "trailer Trash weeding" Maybe that is all they could afford and did not bother with dresses that even the cheapest can wrack up to 300 dollars.



All in all Anon here is a pathetic cunt. Oh he is ugly and annoying and whinny and doesn't have a good job. What is he 12? The dude had done nothing to deserve that abuse and Anon did in a sense turn the staff against them by having a bunch of stuck up cunts gang up on a dude that may or may not be socially awkward.


More to the point at least the dude has a wife what is Anon doing bitching on 4chan.

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#77 to #4 - masanori (12/15/2015) [-]
Anger is not a sign of mental instability.
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User avatar #42 to #4 - admiralen (12/15/2015) [-]
You sound like an incredibly boring person that doesnt really care about anything
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#44 to #4 - anon (12/15/2015) [-]
Oh **** off. If you had the chance to royally **** over somebody who's wronged you, I KNOW you'd take it just like anybody else would. Don't lie. You're no better than anyone else here.
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#56 to #44 - bann (12/15/2015) [-]
Wouldn't it be terrible if some people could actually just let things go? I'm no saint and nor is anybody else, but is it really so hard to believe that you'd turn down an opportunity to **** with someone? Not because they don't deserve it or whatever, but simply because you've moved on in life and don't need to waste the energy?

I suppose I've never been ****** over too terribly though, so maybe I wouldn't know until I'm in that situation.
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User avatar #61 to #56 - thethirddoctor (12/15/2015) [-]
Still, the other guy never really did anything wrong tho. It's his wife anon has a beef with. So basically, Anon is bullying a guy that has no quarrel with anon in the first place.
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User avatar #103 to #61 - sgtmajjohnson (12/15/2015) [-]
Same thinking I had. A lot of 4chan posters that people admire are just obnoxious man children telling usually made up stories, and even in those fictional tales they act like douchebags.
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#97 to #61 - anon (12/15/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**exactly
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User avatar #87 to #56 - commontroll (12/15/2015) [-]
I've gotta agree with you. My fiance dumped me out of the blue a year ago after being together for years, just a few days ago I found out she's seeing another guy. At first I was really hurt and it honestly felt worse than the breakup. But, after the initial shock I realized so long as he's a good guy I have no problem with him, and I wish her the best, just like I hope for the best for myself.

Why I say my story is to simply say I've been in a scenario more justified in being upset than anon in the greentext, but it ultimately doesn't matter. Holding onto bitterness makes things bad for yourself in the end.
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#147 to #87 - selfdenyingbeggar (12/15/2015) [-]
Kudos for you. i wish I could do that but can't. My inner self urges me to take revenge. To "even the score".

If not, then random thoughts and memories appear in my head and my feelings hurt.
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User avatar #163 to #147 - commontroll (12/16/2015) [-]
My feelings hurt, they always will, after all, as far as my emotions are concerned I lost my wife. She has essentially excommunicated me, but the best thing I can do, whether it's to get her back or at least repair the bridge so she's not essentially dead to me when it comes to contacting each other, is wait.
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#164 to #163 - selfdenyingbeggar (12/16/2015) [-]
I don't want to sound disrespectful but **** her. You're still young, you're 22 yo.

focus on yourself, you life and you creativity. your feelings. Cry the pain you feel for her, say goodbye to existing living in her head (or anybody else) seeing yourself from others perspective and start to live in your own.

This is actually tried with your electromagnetic field, you will feel naturally comfortable in your body if you do it.

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Just in case you do want it. A Protip to get where i'm saying is to feel your breathing, really feel intoit like it was the most comfortable thing in the world. Let your attention be in the feeling and find your own natural rhythm of breathing. Drop the hectic one.

When you start to feel that you're "landing" into yourself, you can also look around while breathing and feel the good feeling energy in your eyes.



With practice it will become easier and you'll notice you won't feel (if you do) the anxiety in your naval area.



The pain you feel for her can also go away. It's about acknowledging it.

In reality, you're not hurting over her. You have some definitions and beliefs which are the ones being triggered and that causes the emotional reaction; but by following the feeling and asking yourself "what would I have to believe is true about myself in order to feel this way" you will start to unroot your beliefs until you get to the core and once you acknowledge that "forbidden thought", once you allow yourself to think it, it will be released. It will be gone.



you can also alternate between "what does it mean" and "why would it be so bad" to find the belief. Example: I feel that if i don't have the best clothes I will be worthless. Why would it be so bad? because nobody wants someone worthless. and what would that be so bad? what pains you? if I'm worthless my mom won't like me. Why does that mean? she won't be with me. why would it be so bad? I'll be alone. Why would that be so bad? i can't survive on my own BOOM there's a core belief (your feelings show you if you have reached the core belief or not)

Also, sometimes it will be the raw emotional energy which you will have to process so cry cry cry and/or write your feelings. Talk out loud. Listen to music to unlock yourself.


Trust me bro, I'm speaking from experience.
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#81 to #56 - anon (12/15/2015) [-]
It's just not how humans work though. For example, my gf broke up with me 3 years ago which left me in absolute depression and self hate for over a year. I didn't want to feel that way, I knew it was stupid and illogical, but emotions just are that - irrational. I couldn't change it but I tried everything I could think of. If a tormented human soul is presented an option to maybe make himself feel better, he will always take it. I wish I would have had an opportunity like OP
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User avatar #57 to #44 - servernotfound ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
An eye for an eye and the whole world goes blind.
Someone has to break the cycle of hatred and turn the other cheek.
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#76 to #44 - myjunk (12/15/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
"I ain't happy so nobody shall be"
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User avatar #138 to #44 - neokun (12/15/2015) [-]
The guy didn't wrong him though, ******* .
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#93 to #4 - infinitereaper (12/15/2015) [-]
Why is it that everybody always assumes it's the mans fault?
Like ******* always, femnists, whiteknights, "lol guy musta been a loser or terrible" to justify the **** that women do
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User avatar #140 to #93 - neokun (12/15/2015) [-]
His behaviour to a guy who did nothing wrong to him shows why she left him most likely.
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User avatar #106 to #93 - sgtmajjohnson (12/15/2015) [-]
Maybe because the guy in this green text showed himself to be an immature and malicious little **** ? I would say the fact that this is on the front page shows that people on this site tend to take the man's side, as evidenced by the punishing cheaters stories. If it was a man doing it, it was justice; if it was a woman doing it, she was a psycho bitch. In my opinion, regardless of who was doing it, it's justified, because I abhor cheating. Unless you mean why the green text writer blamed the man for his break up.
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User avatar #107 to #106 - infinitereaper (12/15/2015) [-]
>>#94, imo
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User avatar #112 to #107 - sgtmajjohnson (12/15/2015) [-]
I can see why you'd feel that what, but in this instance I believe the writer is clearly in the wrong, especially because the guy he's bullying didn't do anything whatsoever. I don't necessarily think either person is an asshole in the situation you described, it all comes down to specific cases. Some people of both genders are afraid of being physically harmed should they leave their romantic partner face-to-face, and others might just be too uncomfortable with breaking up (so they gradually stop talking to them). The latter case is kinda ****** , but well within the realm of reasonable behavior, and isn't done with malice. Therefore, I don't think it deserves punishment.
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User avatar #118 to #112 - infinitereaper (12/15/2015) [-]
You're going to end up divorced, cheating on, cucked, and lose all your **** with that naive ass thinking. There is no explaining the hamster and hamstrings that is the female brain. Don't rationalize it because it's irrational, and don't be a whiteknight with those ******** excuses. Women do all sorts of unjustifiable **** , some of it is because they grew up being taught they are special snowflakes entitled to everything, some of it is because of feminism, and some of it is just because of biology.

Stop trying to protect women who will never even give you pussy. This is the classic white knight, this is the classic guy who gets ****** over by a woman. Was anon a smug asshole? Sure.

But that other guy sounded like a beta bitch who let some random guy bully him.
Why feel sorry for a guy who can't even stand up for himself?

Probably why that woman took him anway. "Beta Bucks" easy to control men who will give them all their money
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#155 to #118 - neokun (12/15/2015) [-]
Just cause you are miserable and feel no emotion for others, doesn't mean we should be the same.
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User avatar #157 to #155 - infinitereaper (12/15/2015) [-]
In this day in age young men need to be warned about women and their ******** .
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User avatar #127 to #118 - sgtmajjohnson (12/15/2015) [-]
Never been ****** over by any woman in my life, and sex honestly isn't that hard to get, but it's also pretty overrated (though that's not relevant, just my opinion). I'm not excessively trusting by any means, and if I end up getting cheated on, it won't be by someone I would ever marry. Being cucked means you tolerate it, and if I get cheated on, I'll chuck the bitch out by hand. You sound like the one whose been ignored by women, and that's why you're so bitter about half of the human species. It really seems like you're projecting here.
Acting like a prick to a bystander makes you a prick, I don't care what she did to him. Even if somebody stabs you in the gut, it makes you an asshole to turn and punch the person behind you. By the way, I'm sure you're such an alpha that would just crush a bully, right? I spent my first few years in High School being overly aggressive toward everybody because I didn't want to allow myself to be bullied. I'd throw kids to the ground for ******* with me in any way, even if it was just ribbing. You know what all of that alpha male ******** got me? Everyone thought I was an asshole, and I did too. So I stopped being an asshole, made some great friends, became friendlier, but kept my aggression. I tried to start a fistfight with somebody who was bullying my friend, but he wouldn't be provoked, and I wasn't going to get expelled for hitting a black kid first. The point I'm trying to make here is I am by no means a nonviolent person, but some people are. My friend was one of the best kids I've ever known, but he "allowed" himself to be bullied because the whole damn school turned against him for "ratting" on kids who stole and distributed a test. I was the only one who openly sided with him, because the kids who were ripping on him were a large group and a few of them were pretty big kids. It is explicitly mentioned that everyone else is siding with the writer, which makes it hard to stand up against them. So yes, I do feel sorry for someone who can't stand up for himself, because I've seen those kids before. They're good people, they just lack aggression.
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User avatar #133 to #93 - aerosol (12/15/2015) [-]
I would say they both were at fault.
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User avatar #134 to #133 - infinitereaper (12/15/2015) [-]
true, but imo you're better off not giving the woman the benefit of the doubt, easy way to get burned
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#8 to #4 - anon (12/15/2015) [-]
Revenge is 10/10

You may not agree with what he does but the bitch ****** with him and he has left over spite. You could tell him to suck it up and deal with it or he could take it out on others and make himself feel good. Would you rather feel like garbage, or make the people who make you feel like **** feel like trash?
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User avatar #9 to #8 - hagletrough ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
If I get punched in the face, I'm not going to retaliate by cutting off their leg. A ****** break-up in high-school is much different from tormenting someone's marriage and daily life.
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User avatar #19 to #9 - gastrofizzy ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
When did everyone here turn into little bitches?
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User avatar #94 to #19 - infinitereaper (12/15/2015) [-]
If a guy leaves a women and cuts her off he's an asshole,
if a women leaves a guy and cuts him of, he must have been an asshole
women win every time
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User avatar #111 to #19 - therealtjthemedic (12/15/2015) [-]
When did not acting like a salty bitter asshole become being a little bitch?
A little bitch is the person that gets so worked up about a breakup that they enacts some weird revenge, a bigger man would just let it go.
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User avatar #32 to #19 - narddogg (12/15/2015) [-]
Right, it's like revenge is suddenly off-charts and childish and cruel. Turning the other cheek is lame
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User avatar #162 to #32 - narddogg (12/16/2015) [-]
If you thumbed me down, you're a cuck
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#23 to #9 - flufflepuff (12/15/2015) [-]
If your marriage is shaky enough to crumble because one person made a few comments, it wasn't that great anyways
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User avatar #41 to #9 - brobathehutt (12/15/2015) [-]
Did it hurt when you got all that sand in your vagina?
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#24 to #9 - djmaryhikineet (12/15/2015) [-]
**djmaryhikineet used "*roll picture*"**
**djmaryhikineet rolled image**i would
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User avatar #141 to #8 - hwaraam (12/15/2015) [-]
this anon has it right.

He is making your life **** because of your spouse having dumped him ebfore? just let it go #doublestandardsbitches.
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User avatar #114 to #8 - sgtmajjohnson (12/15/2015) [-]
Revenge for what? The guy he's tormenting didn't do **** to him.
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User avatar #35 to #4 - mattsonion (12/15/2015) [-]
dude's probably 18 or 19, just because you go to uni doesn't automatically make someone more mature, nor should it.
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#51 to #4 - siemenz (12/15/2015) [-]
Revenge is a dish best served immediately
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#13 to #4 - orkamungus (12/15/2015) [-]
But everybody always says that it's important to stay in touch with your inner child?
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User avatar #53 to #13 - dravoski ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
I touch my inner child all the time.
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User avatar #70 to #53 - orkamungus (12/15/2015) [-]
I was already starting to wonder why nobody pulled something like this.
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#21 to #13 - anon (12/15/2015) [-]
people who say that
are people usually not in relationships/in a good one.
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User avatar #29 to #4 - Shiny (12/15/2015) [-]
His childness is our schadenfreude!
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#16 to #4 - bellrunner (12/15/2015) [-]
That's relationships for you. It's funny how love can so quickly turn into a low, simmering hatred that stays with you for years. I don't think I ever experienced that sort of irrational, absolute hatred until I got cheated on. For a while afterwards, I wished things on her that I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.

Not trying to justify what OP did or how he acted, just putting some context for how a mellow, friendly guy or girl can go full on psycho-sadist on the flip side of a bad breakup.
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#83 to #16 - minutes (12/15/2015) [-]
I wish I could hate my EX cause I know how to deal with anger, it can be used as energy for some productive stuff etc. But all I feel is just numb sadness. It's been over 3 month. I wouldn't even take her back if I could but still.. how do you forget someone? Whenever I see anything that reminds me of her my whole day is done
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User avatar #113 to #83 - sgtmajjohnson (12/15/2015) [-]
Now that REALLY sucks, that feeling is so much worse than anger.
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#36 - smug ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
My time to shine
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#45 to #36 - Warcom ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
cheers mate
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#74 to #36 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
You always shined to me bby
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#15 - goodername (12/15/2015) [-]
I love how op is talking about the other guy being insecure despite that fact that op is doing all of this because of his own insecurities.

The description "2/10 face, is a complete autist and a terrible actor" is probably a closer description of op.
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#25 to #15 - djmaryhikineet (12/15/2015) [-]
**djmaryhikineet used "*roll picture*"**
**djmaryhikineet rolled image**well if teh whole department is with him hes got to be pretty good
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User avatar #26 to #15 - syrenthra (12/15/2015) [-]
to be fair, you don't have to be an actor to be into theater stuff, I know 3 friends who like theater but did stage crew.
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#67 - Kkrelk (12/15/2015) [-]
Given the opportunity, Autists will become Chads at the first opportunity
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#37 - tapeworms (12/15/2015) [-]
What'd that guy ever do to you, man? It's the girl you wanna make suffer, not the guy who has no idea why you're bullying him.
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#60 to #37 - anon (12/15/2015) [-]
"what'd that guy ever do to you, man?"

how about the fact he stole anon's girl, faggot
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User avatar #78 to #60 - thefunnyside (12/15/2015) [-]
People are allowed to leave you for someone else if they want to, and you don't get to be salty about it. If the girl cheated on him with the autistic guy (and he knew she was in a relationship), then yeah, I'd get it. This just doesn't make sense
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User avatar #142 to #78 - hwaraam (12/15/2015) [-]
Did she actually explained the situation to him?

Do we know that the other guy actually is oblivious to his wife and OP's relationship?

Maybe he knew all along he was taking some dude's girl, and he did it willingly.

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#49 - senorfrog (12/15/2015) [-]
Similar story but not the same level of satisfaction as anon posted.

>senior year
>found out I have genetic pylinidal cyst problem
>"Well that's ******* great"
>get surgery
>become test subject to new healing method
>vacuum taped to ass with a bag I have to carry everywhere and can't sit
>"Oh, this is much better"
>during month of healing, hit on chick from school
>Oh ****
>she actually hits back
>We talk about things we like (food, games, shtuff)
>start getting into sexy talking stuff
>hang out at school a few times
>decide to ask her out to a movie that week
>She stopped talking to me and left in front of me
>next day get a text from her
>text say after he left me, met a stereotypical nerdy guy pocket protector level stereotypical nerd in a later class, and they became a couple that moment
>they ****** and she sent me a pic of them doing it
>pic written with "You will never do this with anyone"
>I just texted her to **** off
>her new beta bf decides to **** with me at school since getting girl
>asshole saying "Who is the big man now, not you"
>he starts pushing me, acting like he is from the hood, looking like weird al
> **** IT
>Ripped out the hose myself, blood squirting out
>Punched the idiot in the face
>he fell, then got up
>waited for a punch back, but he ran away
>girl just stared in horror
>a year later
>found out she cheated on the nerd and was pregnant
>the nerd married her

Yeah, it isn't the same revenge, there wasn't a real win for me, but it just popped in my mind about bitch girls and unlucky idiots that date them.
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User avatar #105 to #49 - thesoulseeker (12/15/2015) [-]
The only question I have for this story is:

What kind of utter moron marries a cunt after she chats on them and gets pregnant from someone else?
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#136 to #49 - anon (12/15/2015) [-]
My ex girlfriend sent me a picture of her ******* some guy a while ago so I texted it to her parents.
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User avatar #71 to #49 - thedutchs (12/15/2015) [-]
Why not just send the pic to everyone at school, her family members, the members of her sportsteam, her piano teacher, the guy who brings her mail, the people at her local Starbucks™ etc?
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#121 to #71 - skebaba (12/15/2015) [-]
Couldn't you file a sexual harassment claim about them both, since they sent a photo to you of them having sex? That's harassing if anything is.
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User avatar #22 - xtremehivoltage (12/15/2015) [-]
>that feel when in air force training to be a door gunner (active duty)
>that feel when 18
>that feel when married
>that feel when I'll be seeing my 2 month old daughter for the first time this Saturday
>I have never been more proud in my life
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User avatar #84 to #22 - tsoper (12/15/2015) [-]
>that feel when you didnt get your gf pregnant before leaving for the military
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#28 to #22 - lotengo ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
18 you say
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#73 to #28 - anon (12/15/2015) [-]
oh, yeah, like what kind of 16year old male would ever lie about being 18 on the internet when using a website that might possibly have some slight chance of having some sort of an age requirement to view some sexy/nude portion of it.

claiming to be of legal age on any website even when unnessary is like a blind habit for any young male on the internet.
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User avatar #132 to #22 - sgtmajjohnson (12/15/2015) [-]
It's a tough situation, but it's workable, and it doesn't necessarily spell doom. My cousin got married to a soldier at 18, and they have two kids now in their early 20's. It's clearly been tough on her to take care of two kids by herself while he's on deployment (though that's largely due to the fact that she doesn't have any family near her, so it might be better for your wife), and tough on him to not be able to see his kids. However, they're both happy and it's working out for them. Best wishes to you both.
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#17 - adu (12/15/2015) [-]
It's pretty obvious what happened here.
Either Anon or Guy2 was what was known as "side dick," just to be fooled around with when they weren't satisfied with their main relationship. Guy2 gets her pregnant, and the girl's parents are probably "God Fearing" Christians packing heat. Shotgun wedding ensues, and now Guy2 is married to this girl in almost no time at all.

Clearly, the girl either feels too much guilt or too little obligation to tell Anon about this, and decides to simply cut off all communication. Fast-forward two years, Anon meets Guy2 and constantly brings up his marriage. Guy2 is uncomfortable with this most likely because getting married wasn't even his idea, otherwise he wouldn't mind someone like Anon mentioning it. Both are still broke living with her mom because they have no real career opportunities and kids are expensive, and Anon is badgering Guy2 out of childlike spite for his romantic frustrations in highschool.

That's my theory, anyways.
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#117 to #17 - skebaba (12/15/2015) [-]
Except shotgun weddings are void in the eyes of the law, so he could leave at any point and the wedding would had always been void even before it began, because of breaking the law.
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User avatar #143 to #17 - hwaraam (12/15/2015) [-]
That's better than the top comments here anyways. I dunno why you ahve only 12 thumbs :/
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#20 to #17 - boothead ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
My theory is to compensate for you two inch terror you go online and invalidate other peoples success to make up for your dick, or lack thereof.
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#115 - brvtalguy (12/15/2015) [-]
>"Congratulations, you got yourself dumped! What's the next part of your masterplan?"
>"Crashing this marriage... with no survivors!"

You're a smug guy.
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User avatar #131 to #115 - mrsixinch (12/15/2015) [-]
u u
u u
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#59 - peezle (12/15/2015) [-]
How delightfully evil
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#11 - anon (12/15/2015) [-]
punish that guy who may or may not have been with her then for her cunt ass decisions...good job OP...it's always the guy's fault
pristine special snowflakes can do no wrong
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User avatar #40 to #11 - brobathehutt (12/15/2015) [-]
You're responsible for who you date as well, because if you continue to date them either you don't mind their actions or you encourage them. Those who encourage this behavior aren't much better than those who actually act this way, so no he's still a cunt.
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#119 to #40 - skebaba (12/15/2015) [-]
>Implying he knew about OP, retard... Think before you type
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User avatar #144 to #119 - hwaraam (12/15/2015) [-]
>implying he didn't, retard...Think before you type

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#150 to #144 - skebaba (12/15/2015) [-]
Most people who are ******* a cheater, don't know she/he is a cheater.
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User avatar #124 to #119 - brobathehutt (12/15/2015) [-]
He may or may not know, but its obvious whether or not you're dating a cheater so I'm sure he knew he probably didn't know the op but he probably knew his girl had done that to someone.
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#125 to #124 - skebaba (12/15/2015) [-]
Not really. You don't get an aura around you that spells out "CHEATER". If it was so, they'd be avoided like plague.
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User avatar #129 to #125 - brobathehutt (12/15/2015) [-]
You may not have had much human contact, but let me assure you if you talk to someone and go so far as to marry them 95% of the time you know they're a cheater.
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#151 to #129 - skebaba (12/15/2015) [-]
Not really. Just like you don't know if someone is a criminal mastermind, because he has never been caught. The best criminals are the ones we don't know about.
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User avatar #152 to #151 - brobathehutt (12/15/2015) [-]
A criminal mastermind is a very competent person pursuing the wrong profession, a cheater is about half of the ******** on this planet, why do you think its so hard to tell? Cheaters are usually pretty open about it, because despite what you think cheating isn't the same dishonesty you see in psychopaths, its usually (not in ops case probably) but usually its someone who's looking for attention and their lover isn't giving it to them so they turn to someone else. Not hard to figure out, and while dishonest it's not a psycho-type of dishonesty so even honest people can cheat, and honest people aren't hard to search.
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User avatar #27 - toosexyforyou (12/15/2015) [-]
Listen up, losers. If you're the "bigger man" in every argument or obstacle in your life, you're going to be a miserable little pussy. People who say stuff like "if you bully the bully, then you're a bully yourself and you should feel bad" well guess what, that's a load of horse **** . The only people who say that are little bitches that never have the chance to fight back. People who say stuff like "even if someone threw a punch at me, I wouldn't punch back" have no backbone and let people walk all over them.

You know how every group of people have their extremists. Well people preach a lot about not being on the violent side of the extreme but no one will tell you not to be on the pacifist side of the extreme. If you want to live in an anime where being pushed around gives you satisfaction, so be it. There's a time and a place to fight back and even though people WILL ALWAYS say "the bully hit you first but because you fought back and hurt the bully twice as much, you're the true villain" and guess what, those people disappear within a week. You never hear from those people more than once but you will live with regret for the rest of your life.
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#50 to #27 - fefetherarest (12/15/2015) [-]
It's not like he even knew who anon is and he never intended to harm anon directly... and there is difference between bullying and standing up for yourself. IMO, "Bigger man" means you fight back if it is last ressort I agree that a man shouldn'y let himself turn a into punch bag . however, "bigger man" has nothing to do with bullying and cruelty, generated by inner miserableness. top comment is definetely right.
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User avatar #109 to #27 - thesoulseeker (12/15/2015) [-]
Except in this case "Being the bigger man." is realizing that you dodged a bullet with that bitch and not screwing with a guy who obviously has enough problems already.
Be a cock and enjoy his suffering from the sides, but don't contribute to it. Besides it's quite probable that the married guy knew **** all about Anon and the only one who wronged him was Anon's cunt ex.
So Anon is just being a childish cock, he's not fighting back.
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#47 to #27 - hotpiss (12/15/2015) [-]
Someone misunderstood this post, there's no "bullying the bully" here son...
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#96 - theparkourprince (12/15/2015) [-]
I was with a girl for almost a year. I really loved her and when she left me I fell into a crazy depression. Its been almost 7 months since then. mfw i find out her new boyfriend of 4 months got her pregnant and is marrying her because its "the right thing to do,"
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User avatar #100 to #96 - dorfdorfdorf (12/15/2015) [-]
props to that boyfriend though
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User avatar #102 to #100 - theparkourprince (12/15/2015) [-]
I feel like it's more of a trap for him than anything. She was crazy manipulative in our relationship so It wouldn't surprise me if he had to be convinced.
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#98 to #96 - krobeles ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
Mate, you dodged a shell the size of Bullet Bill by ducking out of that one.
Anyone who chooses to have kids at that age, is a nutty ******* tosser.
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User avatar #101 to #98 - theparkourprince (12/15/2015) [-]
I'm more surprised by the marriage. 4 months into a relationship and getting pushed into a marriage sounds like a future divorce waiting to happen. especially since this is her 5th "serious" boyfriend. I don't see this going well at all for either of them or the child.
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User avatar #104 to #101 - krobeles ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
Just sit back, laugh, and eat some popcorn. Its people like this that makes soap-operas obsolete.
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#88 - ishotthedeputy (12/15/2015) [-]
"H-hey, you married right?"
"Yeah..."
"Probably sucks right?"
"Not really"
"Y-you too"
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#64 - muffinssnuffims (12/15/2015) [-]
And what exactly did the guy do to anon? It's the girl he should be after if anybody, not the guy... pic related. btw could somebody make/find me a gif/webm of the anime version? This seems to be a relevant reaction quite often...
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#99 - anotherhaloguy (12/15/2015) [-]
Its ****** , I mean..... They are together, she chose him over you; thats the end of the story man... now you're just being a dick
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#90 - lolollo (12/15/2015) [-]
Sifting through the comments, watching people try to do some pseudo-sherlock ******** to make him sound like an emotional wreck who "actually still cares" while it's still a rampact fact that this site is notorious for assuming that depression is "I get a little sad sometimes".

Yeah, you guys sure got this "enigma" that is the "inner machinations of the mind" figured out. Finding pleasure just from the pain of a stranger is commonplace just from this community, but when its someone who's wronged you in some fashion "oh wow you're such a spiteful cunt!"
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#14 to #1 - anon (12/15/2015) [-]
Not sure why you're getting reddies, the dumb cunt and her stud deserve it, ending connections abruptly would suggest she started cheating on him and decided to go with him. They both deserve to die.
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