Revenge on spam e-mails
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cdm (01/11/2016) [-] All these scam e-mails remind me of a story from my time as a TA, teaching a low-level biology lab.
So the students' project throughout the semester was to do fitness stuff, record their results and whatnot, write a journal, then give a short presentation. Now one girl got up and started doing her presentation, having chosen the "workout" option. Her initial situps done in a minute was 70, push-ups to exhaustion was 30ish. And her initial time recorded for the mile run was 4:30. Side note, she was very clearly not an olympic-level athlete.
Now, she proceeded to describe her mile time's change in time over the course of the 6-week period. She said she looked up what a reasonable goal for her age and whatnot was, and found it was about 3 minutes. She said she was "disappointed" because she was only about to get down to 3:30.
If you don't understand what's so funny, the world record is 3:43 for men and 4:12 for women.
So the students' project throughout the semester was to do fitness stuff, record their results and whatnot, write a journal, then give a short presentation. Now one girl got up and started doing her presentation, having chosen the "workout" option. Her initial situps done in a minute was 70, push-ups to exhaustion was 30ish. And her initial time recorded for the mile run was 4:30. Side note, she was very clearly not an olympic-level athlete.
Now, she proceeded to describe her mile time's change in time over the course of the 6-week period. She said she looked up what a reasonable goal for her age and whatnot was, and found it was about 3 minutes. She said she was "disappointed" because she was only about to get down to 3:30.
If you don't understand what's so funny, the world record is 3:43 for men and 4:12 for women.
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verycoolcat (23 hours ago) [-]
Speakers at TED all use the same pattern and once you see it... you'll notice all of em are basically the same. This guy explained it very well.
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selfrazedzealot (22 hours ago) [-]
They may all use the same tactic but a lot of them have some incredible ideas. The one about the guy with mental hygiene hit my girlfriend like a ton of bricks during the date part.
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vexaton ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-] I listened to this at work, and I was so unproductive for the duration of the talk... It hit me like a ******* of bricks, and I'm glad you reminded me. I'm currently going to a psychologist because of that issue (just came back from a session actually), and I need to stop this...
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dorkwithaspork ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-] agreed, i spend alot of free time watching them... they're pretty interesting once you get into them
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captnnorway (11 hours ago) [-] I know where it comes from, but it's reddit as **** . We can let it die already
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captnnorway (11 hours ago) [-] I thought this pictured said meme instead of post, which would be more relevant. Pls read as such
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gameshredder (01/11/2016) [-] As hilarious as this was, aren't TED talks supposed to be people on stage talking about some pressing matter or some inspiration stuff?
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sketchysketchist ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-] That's what I was thinking, but then I remembered that Anita Sarkeesian did a Ted Talk.
So there credibility is down the drain at this point any way.
So there credibility is down the drain at this point any way.
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ronyx ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-] Technology Engineering Dicks, it's just hipsters attending a conference where they give 5 mins or so to random people in the tech or engineering industry to give a illuminating life changing talk about random **** .
It's just a circle jerk, nothing ever comes out of it.
It's just a circle jerk, nothing ever comes out of it.
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anon (10 hours ago) [-]
Wouldn't you just end up with a bunch of viruses if you opened all the spam you could?
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tropenthatshtup (14 hours ago) [-] There was a visual novel (the cutsie anime style kind) about this if I remember correctly.
Re: Prince of Nigeria.
It's about someone falling in love with the prince from a scam email.
It's the same joke and very long winded way of telling it. Pretty good for a solid hour of comedy though.
Re: Prince of Nigeria.
It's about someone falling in love with the prince from a scam email.
It's the same joke and very long winded way of telling it. Pretty good for a solid hour of comedy though.
