Revenge bear. .. He commits adultery, he steals people's and sells it. Why would you even be friends with this scumbag? Revenge bear He commits adultery he steals people's and sells it Why would you even be friends with this scumbag?
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#6 - violetmistress **User deleted account**
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He commits adultery, he steals people's **** and sells it. Why would you even be friends with this ******* scumbag?
User avatar #129 to #6 - victorkoot
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Because it is perhaps a made up story?
User avatar #47 to #6 - CupcakeMaster
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How about, this story isn't very true.
User avatar #12 to #6 - sanguinesolitude
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His friend is cheating on his wife and he apparently has met the mistress and hasnt told his friend to get his **** together, he probably wasnt a very good person to begin with.
User avatar #32 to #12 - desuforeverlulz
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Some people don't like to get in the business of others. Do you prefer having friends, or being right?
User avatar #56 to #32 - linktheherooftime
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I prefer people don't sell my ******* laptop.
User avatar #57 to #56 - desuforeverlulz
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That has nothing to do with what we're talking about. You can't predict that someone will sell your laptop before they do it.
#120 to #57 - dontread
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It has everything to do with it, i may not agree with what a lot of what my friends do but there is an unspoken pact between us that says "don't screw me over and i'll always get your back because i accept you for who you are"

Everybody has flaws but you can trust people with flaws. In this case though one person broke the trust of another and well yeah.
User avatar #130 to #120 - desuforeverlulz
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Again, we were talking about the fact that he was friends with him before the laptop was stolen.
#131 to #130 - dontread
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Yeah that was pretty obvious. You have to be friends with somebody for them to
"stab you in the back" in the first place.
User avatar #126 to #32 - monkeysniper
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I think it would just be better to get nicer friends
#5 - scootabot
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I left my game over at my friend's house.   
   
He sold it for $4.    
   
It cost me $60.   
   
Had to buy it back from the store for $30.   
   
MFW he hasn't paid me back yet. It's been 3 weeks.
I left my game over at my friend's house.

He sold it for $4.

It cost me $60.

Had to buy it back from the store for $30.

MFW he hasn't paid me back yet. It's been 3 weeks.
#22 to #5 - anon id: 566f899b
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You have a curious definition of "friend".
#37 to #5 - anon id: 9a77c419
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He would not be my friend anymore.

I would not even want to talk him anymore.

The 30 dollars is worth spending if it makes you realize that this dick head doesnt deserve to be your friend anymore.
#99 to #5 - europe
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Apperently stealing asssholes are friends
User avatar #21 to #5 - heartlessrobot
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Rape him.
User avatar #75 to #5 - DCat
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My brother sold all my SNES games thinking he could get more than $300 cause "It's so old, it has to be worth money. Haven't you seen pawn stars?"

His logic confuses and angers me.
User avatar #7 to #5 - pedobearRAW
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get on his case then
User avatar #13 to #7 - sanguinesolitude
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games come in cases, so you should cum in your friend as payback. I mean that's just basic math right.
User avatar #51 to #13 - lordherpderp
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wat.
User avatar #53 to #13 - Sasher
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Never use hentai logic irl.
#139 to #53 - cplkoeksuster
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That does tend to get one arrested....
Not that I'd know or anything.
#68 to #13 - ahas **User deleted account**
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User avatar #8 to #7 - scootabot
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I don't want to be a jerk, but I'm going to ask him about it today.
User avatar #9 to #8 - chuca
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>"friend" sells your game
>when you demand retribution, it makes you the jerk

im just saying if someone stole any of my sht, no matter how cheap and worthless, i'd either get it back or stop talking to the dick munch, if he's like this alot he needs to get his ass kicked
#11 to #9 - scootabot
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Well... okay, then.
Well... okay, then.
User avatar #19 to #11 - chuca
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or if you prefer less violent tactics, steal all his games,consoles and PC and sell them for $34, 30 for what you paid and 4 for the money he made off your games
User avatar #55 to #11 - undeadwill
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Or you could drug his drink, buy a hack saw (Preferably before but hey its your thing man.) then chain him to a fence in a dark seduced place and then throw him the saw.
User avatar #69 to #55 - tornadomad
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Secluded*
You can't make a place sexually attracted to you.
User avatar #70 to #69 - undeadwill
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You're not trying hard enough.
#71 to #70 - tornadomad
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User avatar #87 to #70 - edwardyeap
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"...dark seduced place..." What?
User avatar #89 to #87 - undeadwill
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You have to put the moves on the place make it feel comfortable and earn its trust so that it will **** you your friend.
#23 to #9 - improbable
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User avatar #36 to #8 - Dairycow
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how are you being a jerk, who the **** does that? he knew it was your game and sold it for 4$ cause hes a dickhead, i'd beat the hell out of him, hes no friend, man up & go get your money back, seriously.
User avatar #16 to #5 - TCRCPRODUCTIONS
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He's not a friend.
#14 - anon id: 10fd5603
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I let a guy cheat of his GF with me.... because he's the only guy who's ever given me compliments.
And I've always felt guilty about it.

#93 to #14 - kaboozle123
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guess what!

You're a prostitute!
#136 to #93 - jaynsilentbob
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You are illogical. Just because she had sex with a dude means she's a prostitute... I mean cut her some slack dude. from the sounds of it she doesn't sound at all happy about her actions. Douche.
User avatar #143 to #136 - kaboozle123
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she has sex with someone who pays her in compliments. she had sex with someone who has a girlfriend and she knows he does. she should feel bad
User avatar #145 to #143 - jaynsilentbob
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yeah but saying he paid her with compliments is like saying any guy who flirts with a girl (sometimes in the form of compliments) and then the girl has sex with him makes her a prostitute. She did something ****** but at least she regrets it.
User avatar #146 to #145 - kaboozle123
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they are! you'er always paying for sex, if not now then later, in some form or fashion. compliments, money, time, emotional trauma. don't get me wrong i love my girlfriend, but i know exactly what the relationship is and how i got there. i worked for it and made myself stand out by complimenting, buying, and working to earn her favor. this guy is more of a scumbag than the girl but the girl is still a bit of a whore
User avatar #147 to #146 - jaynsilentbob
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So not just physical cash payment makes someone a prostitute, but also metaphorical payment in any way, shape or form. By your logic pretty much everyone who has ever had sex is a prostitute.
#18 to #14 - anon id: fca34f43
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Yeah, you should.
#80 to #14 - anon id: e94e5028
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well thats bad but you are really pretty, just thought you should know that (dont **** this up for me guys, ima get laid tonight!)
User avatar #94 to #14 - legendofbearo
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Hopefully you, your friend and his girl friend will all end up happy. Try not to hurt your friends or let them hurt them selves, and even if you make mistakes, a true friend will try and repair them.
#141 to #14 - funkyspot
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I don't get why all the thumbs down, nobody here knows the full story...   
Though it's not a right thing to do, it's pretty understandable   
Whatever though
I don't get why all the thumbs down, nobody here knows the full story...
Though it's not a right thing to do, it's pretty understandable
Whatever though
#102 to #14 - Her
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Hey, you feel guilty about it. What's done is done and you have to forgive yourself. Everyone here is pissin on ya, but he was the one in a relationship and cheated.   
Just make sure you learn that your pussy's entrance fee is more than a few compliments.   
   
I have no real reaction image for this.
Hey, you feel guilty about it. What's done is done and you have to forgive yourself. Everyone here is pissin on ya, but he was the one in a relationship and cheated.
Just make sure you learn that your pussy's entrance fee is more than a few compliments.

I have no real reaction image for this.
User avatar #29 to #14 - mitchr
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I'll give you a green thumb, because everything makes sense in hindsight. I hope one day you can feel as if you have atoned.
User avatar #31 to #14 - ronnorc
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If you knew he was cheating when you were doing it then **** you. You should feel bad. If not then there was no harm on your part.
User avatar #20 to #14 - classicvictory
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you must be ugly and he must have been horny
User avatar #17 to #14 - shadowsynergy
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No. Bad.
#39 - twofreegerbils
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forced memes    
   
forced memes everywhere
forced memes

forced memes everywhere
User avatar #97 to #39 - granate
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How do you expect memes to start? Every meme was once forced.
User avatar #98 to #97 - twofreegerbils
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I would be referencing the massive wave of new animal may mays, like the penguin, the bear, the lion, whatever. All surfaced in the past month or so.
User avatar #103 to #97 - dvdfaust
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Not necessarily true. Some stuff just catches on. Most memes start and are popular for, like, a day, then years later people use 'em again and then they hit their stride. Rick-rolling wasn't big for years, and it was never forced, people just did it.
User avatar #84 to #39 - mondominiman
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I'm curious on where that gif starts
User avatar #108 to #84 - keltainenlumi
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I'm pretty sure it's when she is facing the other way.
#3 - tostito
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he sold your laptop? what kind of friend he is?
User avatar #4 to #3 - ninjamyles **User deleted account**
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a ****** one.
also, most likely black
#85 to #4 - Orc
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#26 - lamarsmithgot
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This image has expired
wannabe meme
User avatar #88 to #26 - triggathepirate
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It's GRU!
User avatar #52 to #26 - llanox
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...what the **** is wrong with that kids eyes/face?
User avatar #73 to #52 - lamarsmithgot
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your eyes tend to look like that once you've murdered more than 100 people
#59 - xgrandmoffx
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The top caption and the bottom one have nothing to do with each other.
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User avatar #60 to #59 - darkangeloffire
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Friend stole his laptop and lied about taking it. So he got revenge by introducing his friend's mistress to his friend's wife.
User avatar #61 to #60 - xgrandmoffx
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Yeah, but it's not poetic at all. It's just people stabbing each other behind their backs and being bitches.
User avatar #66 to #61 - Mexicandude
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***** you looking for poetry in funnyjunk?
#86 to #66 - triggathepirate
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******* comments make this site. ******* sky's blue and the clouds too.   
 Don't know what that meant but i'm still laughing.
******* comments make this site. ******* sky's blue and the clouds too.
Don't know what that meant but i'm still laughing.
User avatar #62 to #61 - darkangeloffire
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True, but he called it revenge bear. It's revenge.
User avatar #63 to #62 - xgrandmoffx
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Okay, if you say so.
User avatar #74 to #63 - captainstinkypinky
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How is that not revenge.....

Person A did something to Person B, so Person B did something to Person A


revenge
#67 to #59 - tehtrollface
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Comment Picture
#41 - anon id: da9db25f
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I don't understand the differences between a mistress and a wife. Aren't they the same thing?

Anyone care to explain?
User avatar #42 to #41 - mitosis
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Mistress: one you're seeing and having sex with.

Wife: legally married to and probably not having sex with.

TLDR; he was sniffing around another bush
#43 to #42 - anon id: da9db25f
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Thanks, faggot.
User avatar #44 to #41 - leevoquer
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A mistress is a girlfriend of a married man. AKA NOT his wife, but the side salad.
#50 to #44 - anon id: da9db25f
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Oh my god, please ignore that anon. That's not me. I am the one that asked the question. And I appreciate your answer.

My account was terminated yesterday so I haven't got around to creating another one yet. That other anon was just being a little bitch. And I apologize.

SuperSixONE and mitosis. Read the above plz.
#45 to #44 - anon id: da9db25f
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I already had someone explain it to me, so shut the **** up, k bitch?
#49 to #45 - leevoquer
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Any particular reason for the animosity? I was simply offering a definition for you. However, if you'd like to be rude, feel free to lurk around another website where your middle school self can feel more at home. This site is for big kids, honey. Or at least ones who ACT like big kids instead of douchebags.
User avatar #48 to #45 - SuperSixONE
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r00d
#28 - flyingoat
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friend
#79 - maidofmisery
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In high school, some random limpdick stole my friend's ipod and tried selling it on craigslist a day later. My friend caught on quickly and pretended to be a potential buyer and agreed to meet the classmate at McDonalds.

Then, my friend showed up at the McDonalds with a police officer.
User avatar #82 to #79 - mondominiman
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Showing up with lucille would have been better. TWD reference
#90 to #82 - OptimusRhyme
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User avatar #91 to #90 - mondominiman
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I'm glad you cut out the rest to avoid spoilers for those who haven't reached that yet.
User avatar #144 to #91 - OptimusRhyme
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yeah, i would have been pissed if that got spoiled for me lol