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a Handle girl l [mom
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history teacher talking about diversity"
You know, as a school, we' re pretty lucky.
there aren' t many schools that can say
the re resent 30 different Ian es...
Wait, there are 30 languages?
the blonde girl‘ S
Y... yeah, there are hundreds...
OMG I NEVER KNEW THAT
Clt
chemistry teacher talking about molecules"
so in liquids, the molecules slide past each
other, and in a solid, the molecules vibrate
close to each other in place.
But... but this desk isn' t vibrating.
Well... no, they vibrate at such a miniscule scale
that we can' t see or feel it...
So when your phone vibrates
it like, double vibrates???
K yeah, sure.
spanish class"
class, today we' re going to be writing
a conversation in spanish! It could be a series
of letters, , text messa es...
There' s texting in spanish!?
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User avatar #18 - demandsgayversion (07/02/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Sounds like she's stupid, but at least she's interested in learning the things.
User avatar #5 - thewilder (07/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Reminds me of my Blonde friend. We were in a metro with our class and the prerecorded voice always said which stop you are at and so on, just like in any other metro. so after few stops you can see her thinking really hard and then she goes: "Guys, have you ever thought......... how bored the lady that always reads the next stop has to be???"
#10 - xsap (07/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>diversity
>"were pretty lucky to have 30 languages"
>lucky
>diversity


User avatar #23 - daentraya (07/02/2014) [-]
A classmate once suggested that instead of napalming all the forests away in vietnam, that they wait for fall when the leaves would have fallen anyway
User avatar #47 - basicargentinian (07/02/2014) [+] (18 replies)
How do you expect her to know that there are more than 30 languages or that particles vibrate...I'm amazed all the time at the things I learn in science. The spanish one though....that was a real blonde thing to say.


Anyhow, can anyone name 30 languages? (that aren't dead)
User avatar #50 to #47 - namdelliks (07/02/2014) [-]
1.English 2.French 3.Spanish 4.German 5.Russian
6.Arabic 7.Swahili 8.Japanese 9.Chinese 10.Mongolian
11.Italian 12.Swedish 13.Dutch 14.Hindi 15.Portuguese
16.Vietnamese 17.Korean 18.Persian 19.Turkish 20.Thai
21.Polish 22.Uzbek 23.Romanian 24.Serbo-Croation 25.Greek
26.Czech 27.Zulu 28.Sylheti(couple million speak it around India) 29.Kazakh 30.Hungarian
#14 - carthos (07/02/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Biology
> teacher: Allright class, now we get to the meat of the fruit Common word in our language for the stuff beneath the peel
>dumb girl: Does fruit have meat?
she also thought bisons could fly 'till she was seventeen because of the last airbender
User avatar #7 - bekindtoall (07/02/2014) [-]
Dumb disrespectful whore at school when I went didn't know who won WW2 and asked if Hitler was a 'good guy or bad guy'... stupid bitch should know Hitler did nothing wrong
User avatar #60 - thatguyontheright ONLINE (07/02/2014) [+] (10 replies)
In biology 1, the teacher said Humans are the species "Homo Sapians" Several people gasped, and one girl stood up and told the teacher "We are not gay, that is a sin".

The Biology 2 class was cut later that year because Evolution was on the curriculum and several students protested.

This is a school where people got into fist fights over who was the better Christian.
#83 - swedishassassin ONLINE (07/03/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Why is it "lucky" to have 30 languages in a school? It's not a bad thing either, but to believe that you're better or worse just because you have darker or lighter skinned people is pretty... well... racist.
Why is it "lucky" to have 30 languages in a school? It's not a bad thing either, but to believe that you're better or worse just because you have darker or lighter skinned people is pretty... well... racist.
#49 - lamnad (07/02/2014) [-]
there was a girl in my History class in middle school who insisted that Andrew Travis died of "Ammonia" and refused to believe that "Pneumonia" was a sickness.   
   
After spending about a quarter of the class time fighting over this, the teacher just turned return to the subject with a look like this
there was a girl in my History class in middle school who insisted that Andrew Travis died of "Ammonia" and refused to believe that "Pneumonia" was a sickness.

After spending about a quarter of the class time fighting over this, the teacher just turned return to the subject with a look like this
#45 - achmedmuhammed (07/02/2014) [-]
Blonde girl on bus ride homes ask what river we're crossing, someone answers it's the grand river, she rebuttes, "but that can't be the grand river, the grand river is by my house!?!" ******* grand river runs halfway across the ******* state of michigan.
#15 - airforceman ONLINE (07/02/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I thought Diversity was an old wooden ship?
User avatar #91 - kristovsky (07/03/2014) [-]
She may be incomprehensibly stupid, but, hey at least she is paying attention, there is an effort there.
User avatar #59 - tranquilizer (07/02/2014) [-]
15 yr old at a chemistry class
Blonde girl gets asked to explain what's HCl
-"Isn't it that std you can't get in a public toilet"
3 seconds of nothing
Explosive laughter



The same blonde also thought antelopes are birds
#36 - Bloodgartham ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
"Ok, so that is the last bit you need to know about taxes".

"But Teacher, I dont understand! "

"Ok, what dont you understand?"

"So we pay a bit extra money, so that the state can uphold a welfare system and use the money to develop the country"

"But then you do understand!"

"No, i dont! Why can't the state just get its own job! "

#56 - bobbysnobby (07/02/2014) [-]
These are pleb status Im ganna one up you OP.

Here are some select quotes from a girl from my private school who is part of an overall extremely intelligent class.

"Donuts are fried in water right?"
"Prof. Birds are mammals right?" "No, Birds are birds"
"Wait so if Haiti has deforestation and trees produce oxygen how do they breath there?" (the teacher just looked at her stunned)

Just some of the many quotes from a girl who got a perfect on her Math and English scores on her SAT, its still hard to believe.
#52 - zourch (07/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
hfw she realizes
hfw she realizes
User avatar #43 - osirusrising (07/02/2014) [-]
This one kid raised his hand to ask if WWII really happened in World History class.
User avatar #40 - Zaxplab (07/02/2014) [-]
I've heard a kid say "So wait, is John F Kennedy Still alive?"
User avatar #26 - soupkittenagain (07/02/2014) [-]
I knew a classmate who was surprised that there was ice in iced coffee.
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