Rev up your blonde hatred engine FJ!. . EAL a Handle girl l [mom has In history teacher talking about diversity" You know, as a school, we' re pretty lucky. the
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a Handle girl l [mom
has In
history teacher talking about diversity"
You know, as a school, we' re pretty lucky.
there aren' t many schools that can say
the re resent 30 different Ian es...
Wait, there are 30 languages?
the blonde girl‘ S
Y... yeah, there are hundreds...
OMG I NEVER KNEW THAT
Clt
chemistry teacher talking about molecules"
so in liquids, the molecules slide past each
other, and in a solid, the molecules vibrate
close to each other in place.
But... but this desk isn' t vibrating.
Well... no, they vibrate at such a miniscule scale
that we can' t see or feel it...
So when your phone vibrates
it like, double vibrates???
K yeah, sure.
spanish class"
class, today we' re going to be writing
a conversation in spanish! It could be a series
of letters, , text messa es...
There' s texting in spanish!?
...
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User avatar #18 - demandsgayversion (07/02/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Sounds like she's stupid, but at least she's interested in learning the things.
User avatar #5 - thewilder (07/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Reminds me of my Blonde friend. We were in a metro with our class and the prerecorded voice always said which stop you are at and so on, just like in any other metro. so after few stops you can see her thinking really hard and then she goes: "Guys, have you ever thought......... how bored the lady that always reads the next stop has to be???"
#10 - xsap (07/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>diversity
>"were pretty lucky to have 30 languages"
>lucky
>diversity


User avatar #23 - daentraya (07/02/2014) [-]
A classmate once suggested that instead of napalming all the forests away in vietnam, that they wait for fall when the leaves would have fallen anyway
User avatar #47 - basicargentinian (07/02/2014) [+] (18 replies)
How do you expect her to know that there are more than 30 languages or that particles vibrate...I'm amazed all the time at the things I learn in science. The spanish one though....that was a real blonde thing to say.


Anyhow, can anyone name 30 languages? (that aren't dead)
User avatar #50 to #47 - namdelliks (07/02/2014) [-]
1.English 2.French 3.Spanish 4.German 5.Russian
6.Arabic 7.Swahili 8.Japanese 9.Chinese 10.Mongolian
11.Italian 12.Swedish 13.Dutch 14.Hindi 15.Portuguese
16.Vietnamese 17.Korean 18.Persian 19.Turkish 20.Thai
21.Polish 22.Uzbek 23.Romanian 24.Serbo-Croation 25.Greek
26.Czech 27.Zulu 28.Sylheti(couple million speak it around India) 29.Kazakh 30.Hungarian
#14 - carthos (07/02/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Biology
> teacher: Allright class, now we get to the meat of the fruit Common word in our language for the stuff beneath the peel
>dumb girl: Does fruit have meat?
she also thought bisons could fly 'till she was seventeen because of the last airbender
User avatar #7 - bekindtoall (07/02/2014) [-]
Dumb disrespectful whore at school when I went didn't know who won WW2 and asked if Hitler was a 'good guy or bad guy'... stupid bitch should know Hitler did nothing wrong
User avatar #60 - thatguyontheright (07/02/2014) [+] (10 replies)
In biology 1, the teacher said Humans are the species "Homo Sapians" Several people gasped, and one girl stood up and told the teacher "We are not gay, that is a sin".

The Biology 2 class was cut later that year because Evolution was on the curriculum and several students protested.

This is a school where people got into fist fights over who was the better Christian.
#83 - swedishassassin (07/03/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Why is it "lucky" to have 30 languages in a school? It's not a bad thing either, but to believe that you're better or worse just because you have darker or lighter skinned people is pretty... well... racist.
Why is it "lucky" to have 30 languages in a school? It's not a bad thing either, but to believe that you're better or worse just because you have darker or lighter skinned people is pretty... well... racist.
#49 - lamnad (07/02/2014) [-]
there was a girl in my History class in middle school who insisted that Andrew Travis died of "Ammonia" and refused to believe that "Pneumonia" was a sickness.   
   
After spending about a quarter of the class time fighting over this, the teacher just turned return to the subject with a look like this
there was a girl in my History class in middle school who insisted that Andrew Travis died of "Ammonia" and refused to believe that "Pneumonia" was a sickness.

After spending about a quarter of the class time fighting over this, the teacher just turned return to the subject with a look like this
#45 - achmedmuhammed (07/02/2014) [-]
Blonde girl on bus ride homes ask what river we're crossing, someone answers it's the grand river, she rebuttes, "but that can't be the grand river, the grand river is by my house!?!" ******* grand river runs halfway across the ******* state of michigan.
#15 - airforceman ONLINE (07/02/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I thought Diversity was an old wooden ship?
#91 - kristovsky ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
She may be incomprehensibly stupid, but, hey at least she is paying attention, there is an effort there.
#80 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I want this to become a series.......please make it happen
I want this to become a series.......please make it happen
User avatar #59 - tranquilizer (07/02/2014) [-]
15 yr old at a chemistry class
Blonde girl gets asked to explain what's HCl
-"Isn't it that std you can't get in a public toilet"
3 seconds of nothing
Explosive laughter



The same blonde also thought antelopes are birds
#36 - Bloodgartham (07/02/2014) [-]
"Ok, so that is the last bit you need to know about taxes".

"But Teacher, I dont understand! "

"Ok, what dont you understand?"

"So we pay a bit extra money, so that the state can uphold a welfare system and use the money to develop the country"

"But then you do understand!"

"No, i dont! Why can't the state just get its own job! "

#87 - yisumad (07/03/2014) [-]
THIS IS ADVANCED STUPIDITY
THIS IS ADVANCED STUPIDITY
User avatar #81 - thesilveresteagle ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
I had to explain to a women what tax was once, and why calling my manager won't change the tax/
#76 - DiabloStrawhat (07/03/2014) [-]
One time in Spanish class, a girl asked me what day was Cinco De Mayo.
One time in Spanish class, a girl asked me what day was Cinco De Mayo.
#71 - zackkzapp (07/03/2014) [-]
this post is infuriating
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