Resume. Found on lefunny.net/funny-pictures/. After looking for a job for so long, this is my resume now... I Itll smart. Hire. Me so unemployed, me work for you long time. No benefits. Minimum wage! Resume Found on lefunny net/funny-pictures/ After looking for a job so long this is my resume now I Itll smart Hire Me unemployed me work you time No benefits Minimum wage!
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #10 - vilememory
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(05/07/2014) [-]
Me so unemployed, me work for you long time. No benefits. Minimum wage!
#7 - cptantilles
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(05/07/2014) [-]
MFW only one guy at the job fair took a copy of my resume
MFW only one guy at the job fair took a copy of my resume
#14 to #7 - defesede
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(05/07/2014) [-]
Job fair?
User avatar #17 to #14 - vgmddg
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A job fair is also referred commonly as a career fair or career expo. It is a fair or exposition for employers, recruiters, and schools to meet with prospective job seekers. Expos usually include company or organization tables or booths where resumes can be collected and business cards can be exchanged. In the college setting, job fairs are commonly used for entry level job recruiting. Often sponsored by career centers, job fairs provide a convenient location for students to meet employers and perform first interviews. Many companies that attend these job fairs also recruit through the online platforms that the colleges offer. Online job fairs offer the same convenience online. Because of the tough economy at the end of the first decade and the beginning of the second decade of the 2000s, an increasing number of senior citizens, as well as other demographic groups, e.g. students and people in their 20s, 30s, 40s, and beyond, are attending job fairs to apply for jobs. After having applied online to positions, many more people are also trying their luck with in-person job fairs.[1]

Job fairs are good places to meet many company representatives from corporations of all industries and sizes during a short period of time. Every job fair has a set of similar, basic elements or processes that require your attention. Job fair networking can be generally described as the process of interacting with, obtaining contact details of, and getting to know corporate recruiters.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Job_fair
User avatar #18 to #14 - nigeltheoutlaw
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It's these things that people go to in an attempt to find jobs.
#5 - sjurmen
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#19 - include
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(05/07/2014) [-]
Getting a job is easy,

getting the right job is hard.
#22 to #19 - mrpavelowgrimm
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(05/07/2014) [-]
People wouldn't shut up about you going away forever.
Pic related how they sounded.
User avatar #23 to #22 - include
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Yeah, I apologized to everyone.
User avatar #3 - hackrobotman
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(05/06/2014) [-]
I isn't kind at all. I saw him curse at and flip off J for no reason. What a douche.
#6 - anon id: 19f7dc81
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#20 to #6 - anon id: face69ea
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#11 to #6 - ninjawildcat
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(05/07/2014) [-]
aayy thats the same guy from the stock photo with the husband and wife laughing about something on the computer. neato  cant find it
aayy thats the same guy from the stock photo with the husband and wife laughing about something on the computer. neato cant find it
#12 to #11 - ninjawildcat
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(05/07/2014) [-]
found a variant of it...a rather strange one at least
User avatar #34 to #6 - stillnotbob
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(05/07/2014) [-]
I went to that website, never again.
User avatar #8 to #6 - theugandanhero
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(05/07/2014) [-]
Cry about it.
#28 - mrswagly
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#30 to #28 - givememoarpony
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#31 to #30 - mrswagly
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#26 - johnthemate
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(05/07/2014) [-]
You're hired!
#29 to #26 - xxkelevraxx
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(05/07/2014) [-]
You is hired
User avatar #16 - YllekNayr
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(05/07/2014) [-]
The quote at the top is the 1st person perspective on one of the final quotes from the movie "The Help" where the lead black maid says to the white girl child

"You is kind. You is smart. You is important."
#4 - youborn
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(05/06/2014) [-]
**youborn rolled image**

I is love

I is life
#9 to #4 - coocoro
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(05/07/2014) [-]
I is retarded.
#24 to #4 - darthblam
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(05/07/2014) [-]
YFW
YFW