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#3 - mrsnowballs
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(04/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #9 - thehorrorthehorror
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(04/21/2014) [-]
That could have been written by Cr1TiKaL himself
#27 to #9 - anon id: 43d5d0c9
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(04/22/2014) [-]
Now that you said that, I read it in his voice.
#16 to #9 - donttasemebro
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(04/22/2014) [-]
You beat me to it.
User avatar #48 to #9 - wutda
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(04/22/2014) [-]
I fear one day when i take a ****, the **** will take me instead.
User avatar #53 to #48 - thenikohero
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(04/22/2014) [-]
I lost my **** reading that
#8 - thebaseballexpert
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(04/21/2014) [-]
We are many. You are butt one.
#15 to #8 - porksammich
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(04/22/2014) [-]
My second favorite Mortal Kombat characters. Ermac is badass
User avatar #21 to #8 - bagguhsleep
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(04/22/2014) [-]
>all that hatemail for zoning with ermac in mk9

**** was SO cash.
#7 - wutda
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(04/21/2014) [-]
Jokes on you, bathroom poet. inb4 someone touched the entire roll of toilet paper with his butt because i have obviously ejaculated on the toilet paper beforehand
User avatar #47 to #7 - cazabrow
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(04/22/2014) [-]
Ah, the mumification. Nice choice.

I too prefer it over the squat and drop
or the frogger pose.
User avatar #10 - marlton
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(04/21/2014) [-]
"They paint the walls to silence my pen, but the ********* poet strikes again"
#19 - mikepetru
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(04/22/2014) [-]
As you go through life you'll see
There is so much damn peeeeeeee
on public toilet seats.
#25 to #19 - theholyblade
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(04/22/2014) [-]
Exactly what I thought of.
#54 to #19 - thenikohero
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(04/22/2014) [-]
kietzu   
   
This reminded me of you, I actually  sang this inside my head, using your voice, and then I lost my **** at "peeeeeee"   
   
   
 btw this reaction image is the only one I got at my school's pc.
kietzu

This reminded me of you, I actually sang this inside my head, using your voice, and then I lost my **** at "peeeeeee"


btw this reaction image is the only one I got at my school's pc.
#26 to #19 - icametocomment
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(04/22/2014) [-]
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User avatar #23 to #19 - iamallthatisman
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(04/22/2014) [-]
and the only thing we know
is it wont always show
when you sit down
#30 to #23 - mikepetru
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(04/22/2014) [-]
but you'll see everyday
**** smell doesn't go away
one huge puddle under the sink
#55 to #30 - thenikohero
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(04/22/2014) [-]
And when its finally your turn
to be a douche and lay a giant douce
in a neatly cleaned toilet seat
YOOOU'LL FEEEEEEEEEL LIIIIKE AAAAAAAAAAA

KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
#29 to #23 - thedarkassassin
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(04/22/2014) [-]
Please, someone continue this
User avatar #31 to #29 - mikepetru
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(04/22/2014) [-]
as you wish ^^^^^^^^
User avatar #41 to #31 - iamallthatisman
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(04/22/2014) [-]
but youll try to run outside
filled with horror and with pride
#50 to #41 - mikepetru
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(04/22/2014) [-]
it was more than a pile
it was one
User avatar #51 to #50 - iamallthatisman
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(04/22/2014) [-]
real ****** real ******
it was one
real ****** real ******
it was one
if there is so much **** to see can i still only pee
in the stall
can i trust this little fart
or is this just the start of something bad
User avatar #52 to #51 - iamallthatisman
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(04/22/2014) [-]
even those who have gone stick to us as we go on our bm has only begun
tears of pain tears of joy
of my ass it has destroyed deep inside it was one
#13 - deadmuerto
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(04/22/2014) [-]
mfw I dont know how to feel about that
#14 - shittingmangos
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(04/22/2014) [-]
#1 - reefteef
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(04/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #33 - mikepetru
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(04/22/2014) [-]
Just remembered I recently went into a stall in my college and when I closed the door to the stall, there was a giant Dolan face drawn on the door and said "Gooby pls, it's raep tiem."