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Submitted: 04/21/2014
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User avatar #9 - thehorrorthehorror (04/21/2014) [+] (4 replies)
That could have been written by Cr1TiKaL himself
#8 - thebaseballexpert (04/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)
We are many. You are butt one.
#7 - wutda (04/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Jokes on you, bathroom poet. inb4 someone touched the entire roll of toilet paper with his butt because i have obviously ejaculated on the toilet paper beforehand
User avatar #10 - marlton (04/21/2014) [-]
"They paint the walls to silence my pen, but the ********* poet strikes again"
#19 - mikepetru ONLINE (04/22/2014) [+] (12 replies)
As you go through life you'll see
There is so much damn peeeeeeee
on public toilet seats.
#13 - deadmuerto (04/22/2014) [-]
mfw I dont know how to feel about that
#44 - baitdoesnttalkback (04/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #33 - mikepetru ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Just remembered I recently went into a stall in my college and when I closed the door to the stall, there was a giant Dolan face drawn on the door and said "Gooby pls, it's raep tiem."
#36 - anonymous (04/22/2014) [-]
"As I sit and contemplate,
whether to **** or masturbate."
'nuf said
User avatar #32 - olegdobrynin (04/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
From a men's restroom I remember a few years ago:

Stoners live and stoners die
In the end let's all get high
But if in life you don't succeed
**** it all and smoke some weed
User avatar #12 - twdeathnote (04/22/2014) [-]
Jokes on you, I cover the seat.
User avatar #40 - A Pickle (04/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I always put toilet paper on the seats before I sit down. I'm not going bare-ass on a public toilet seat.
#6 - wutda (04/21/2014) [-]
the surface of the question would be your mother
the surface of the question would be your mother
#38 - deckbox (04/22/2014) [-]
**deckbox rolled image** Ha jokes on you because our atoms repel other atoms we never truly come into contact with anything, so you never will have a butt brother!
**deckbox rolled image** Ha jokes on you because our atoms repel other atoms we never truly come into contact with anything, so you never will have a butt brother!
User avatar #28 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
The best and most disgusting feeling you can have is when you sit on the toilet seat and it's warm.
#4 - anonymous (04/21/2014) [+] (3 replies)
**anonymous rolled image** I often come across this is the toilet
#2 - slightlyillegal (04/21/2014) [-]
**slightlyillegal rolled image** I don't need funny junk posts to know that I've thought more or less that same thing on my own a time or two. I don't even wipe the seat off first... I mean... unless there's urine on it or something and no backup toilet.
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