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#1 - sinery
Reply +181
(07/15/2014) [-]
Apparently a dead dolphin's vagina is very similar to a human's.
Just saying.
#154 to #1 - niggastolemyname
Reply 0
(07/16/2014) [-]
these threads will never die
#131 to #1 - penguinsaresexy
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(07/16/2014) [-]
#123 to #1 - theherowithin
Reply +4
(07/16/2014) [-]
i wouldnt know what a dead humans vagina is like.
#111 to #1 - WhiteCrayon
Reply 0
(07/16/2014) [-]
Thats a male dolphin thou, female dolphins have one slit as the guys 2. Trust me, I know dolphin vaginas..
#78 to #1 - frankjeager
Reply +2
(07/16/2014) [-]
Also, there is a man who had a sexual relationship with a dolphin and wrote a book about it. His name is Malcolm J Brenner and the book is Wet Goddess.
I'd read it if you really want to know
#70 to #1 - ltbuttstrong
Reply +5
(07/16/2014) [-]
Why would the fact that it's dead make much of a difference? Does the dolphin vagina transmogrify upon death?
#68 to #1 - digitalfruit
Reply +12
(07/16/2014) [-]
I was actually recently at Discovery Cove, where you get to interact with dolphins, they had her turn over and yes, dolphin pussy looks very similar to humans, however males also have a slit  so if you get that opportunity just letting you, know watch out
I was actually recently at Discovery Cove, where you get to interact with dolphins, they had her turn over and yes, dolphin pussy looks very similar to humans, however males also have a slit so if you get that opportunity just letting you, know watch out

#102 to #68 - kelp
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(07/16/2014) [-]
Does someone has source on this gif?
#114 to #102 - gargoylez
Reply +2
(07/16/2014) [-]
Its Michael Rosen, one of his videos for kids. Be warned though, searching for his stuff on YT will only give you parody (if i can call it that) videos
#35 to #1 - fluttermon ONLINE
Reply +15
(07/16/2014) [-]
Apparently a dolphin's vagina should feel SUPER good

much better than a human one because they're able to controle different muscles in their vagina.. and since dolphin's have sex for pleasure and aint stupid it's possible to have a sexual relationship with a dolphin

just sayin
#20 to #1 - profkitty
Reply +1
(07/16/2014) [-]
Would you ban me if I posted a pic of it?
#26 to #20 - sinery
Reply +12
(07/16/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#186 to #28 - kameken ONLINE
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(07/18/2014) [-]
#144 to #28 - sinery
Reply 0
(07/16/2014) [-]
Okay then.
#104 to #28 - ironsoul
Reply 0
(07/16/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#105 to #104 - profkitty
Reply +1
(07/16/2014) [-]
God speed my friend.
#76 to #28 - SylverSlayer
Reply +1
(07/16/2014) [-]
I'm going to make the smart decision and masturbate before i see this
#73 to #28 - skypatrol
Reply +4
(07/16/2014) [-]
I am going to **** a dolphin.
It is now on my bucket list
#106 to #73 - alexandrz
Reply +6
(07/16/2014) [-]
There will come a day when you have forgotten the internet after the net neutrality wars, you have a happy marriage, kids, and a safe job, and then develop a terminal illness.

On that day, I will find you, and remind you what you just promised the internet, and therefore the world.
#146 to #106 - skypatrol
Reply +2
(07/16/2014) [-]
And I will gladly follow my promise, and **** a dolphin for all to see
#71 to #28 - ltbuttstrong
Reply +7
(07/16/2014) [-]
D'aww it even has a cute dolphin clit
#95 to #71 - fatoneatetwo
Reply +9
(07/16/2014) [-]
This is ****** ^
#65 to #28 - boomerpyro ONLINE
Reply +23
(07/16/2014) [-]
people faved that
people faved that
#75 to #65 - profkitty
Reply +2
(07/16/2014) [-]
Why not, most people on FunnyJunk would **** any vagina.
#152 to #75 - Nahyon
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(07/16/2014) [-]
#3 to #1 - voltkills
Reply +1
(07/15/2014) [-]
what about alive ones?
#143 to #3 - KillinTime
Reply +1
(07/16/2014) [-]
live ones will basically remove your dick by clamping down on it.
#4 to #3 - sinery
Reply +14
(07/15/2014) [-]
Why would you want to know?
#74 to #4 - skypatrol
Reply +6
(07/16/2014) [-]
Yes.
#2 to #1 - accountforstripey
Reply +23
(07/15/2014) [-]
oh just taking notes, don't mind me