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User avatar #1 - sinery (07/15/2014) [-]
Apparently a dead dolphin's vagina is very similar to a human's.
Just saying.
User avatar #154 to #1 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
these threads will never die
#123 to #1 - theherowithin ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
i wouldnt know what a dead humans vagina is like.
#111 to #1 - WhiteCrayon (07/16/2014) [-]
Thats a male dolphin thou, female dolphins have one slit as the guys 2. Trust me, I know dolphin vaginas..
User avatar #78 to #1 - frankjeager ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
Also, there is a man who had a sexual relationship with a dolphin and wrote a book about it. His name is Malcolm J Brenner and the book is Wet Goddess.
I'd read it if you really want to know
User avatar #70 to #1 - ltbuttstrong ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
Why would the fact that it's dead make much of a difference? Does the dolphin vagina transmogrify upon death?
#68 to #1 - digitalfruit (07/16/2014) [-]
I was actually recently at Discovery Cove, where you get to interact with dolphins, they had her turn over and yes, dolphin pussy looks very similar to humans, however males also have a slit  so if you get that opportunity just letting you, know watch out
I was actually recently at Discovery Cove, where you get to interact with dolphins, they had her turn over and yes, dolphin pussy looks very similar to humans, however males also have a slit so if you get that opportunity just letting you, know watch out

User avatar #102 to #68 - kelp (07/16/2014) [-]
Does someone has source on this gif?
User avatar #114 to #102 - gargoylez (07/16/2014) [-]
Its Michael Rosen, one of his videos for kids. Be warned though, searching for his stuff on YT will only give you parody (if i can call it that) videos
User avatar #35 to #1 - fluttermon ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
Apparently a dolphin's vagina should feel SUPER good

much better than a human one because they're able to controle different muscles in their vagina.. and since dolphin's have sex for pleasure and aint stupid it's possible to have a sexual relationship with a dolphin

just sayin
User avatar #20 to #1 - profkitty (07/16/2014) [-]
Would you ban me if I posted a pic of it?
#26 to #20 - sinery (07/16/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#144 to #28 - sinery (07/16/2014) [-]
Okay then.
#105 to #104 - profkitty (07/16/2014) [-]
God speed my friend.
User avatar #76 to #28 - SylverSlayer ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
I'm going to make the smart decision and masturbate before i see this
User avatar #73 to #28 - skypatrol ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
I am going to **** a dolphin.
It is now on my bucket list
User avatar #106 to #73 - alexandrz ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
There will come a day when you have forgotten the internet after the net neutrality wars, you have a happy marriage, kids, and a safe job, and then develop a terminal illness.

On that day, I will find you, and remind you what you just promised the internet, and therefore the world.
User avatar #146 to #106 - skypatrol ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
And I will gladly follow my promise, and **** a dolphin for all to see
User avatar #71 to #28 - ltbuttstrong ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
D'aww it even has a cute dolphin clit
User avatar #95 to #71 - fatoneatetwo (07/16/2014) [-]
This is ****** ^
#65 to #28 - boomerpyro (07/16/2014) [-]
people faved that
people faved that
User avatar #75 to #65 - profkitty (07/16/2014) [-]
Why not, most people on FunnyJunk would **** any vagina.
User avatar #3 to #1 - voltkills ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
what about alive ones?
User avatar #143 to #3 - KillinTime (07/16/2014) [-]
live ones will basically remove your dick by clamping down on it.
User avatar #4 to #3 - sinery (07/15/2014) [-]
Why would you want to know?
User avatar #74 to #4 - skypatrol ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
Yes.
#2 to #1 - accountforstripey ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
oh just taking notes, don't mind me
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