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Rescuing A Dolphin

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what did you do before breakfast today?
I bet it wasn' t “save 'ii' dolphin"
This is how I found him about y, am oaths share at
Perdido Key, " He wasn' t moving and I wasn' t sure if
he was dead. He was at least is ft long.
VIII! em SEE ire he EMILIE till mlt.' '' r.' l, with HIS
blowhole '. the surf. After taking this bio, I saw his
are blink, and then I deemed to are I went ' to the
surf and rolled him averse he amid breathe. He drew
in 'ii' big breath and then started to struggle I" little.
some same walking by and after talking
with them for it minute, they deemed to help. may
grabbed his tail and pulled while I kept him upright
and pushed on his dorsal fin.
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Submitted: 07/15/2014
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User avatar #1 - sinery (07/15/2014) [+] (31 replies)
Apparently a dead dolphin's vagina is very similar to a human's.
Just saying.
User avatar #16 - schmitty (07/16/2014) [+] (68 replies)
>6 AM
>Bright as ****
Doubt.
User avatar #18 to #16 - thisisbait (07/16/2014) [-]
It can be 6 AM and bright outside, how do you find that odd?

Hell, its common around the summer solstice, where i am right now the sun rises around 5~6am.
#42 - Penn (07/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
"What did you do before breakfast today?
I bet it wasn't save a dolphin'"

No, I may not have saved a dolphin before breakfast, but at least I don't belittle people for the good things I do like a dick.
User avatar #30 - elyiia (07/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Dolphins are rapists, you saved a rapist.
#119 - bigblacknegro ONLINE (07/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"What did you do before breakfast today? I bet it wasn't 'save a dolphin' "
User avatar #138 - propimp (07/16/2014) [-]
>5 AM
>Be Dolphin
>boyfriend ****** me over
>decide to suicide at beach
>6 AM
>allmost pas out when random dude comes
>he takes pics
>touches my vagina and tries to **** me in the water
>couple comes over
>he stops
>together they put me fully in water
>worst day of my life
#145 - lastgentleman (07/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Dolphin tries to commit suicide and your self righteous ass had to stop him.Nice going,he lost his family and wanted to join them,but now he has to be alone and miserable.
User avatar #130 - owemiegawd (07/16/2014) [+] (4 replies)
dude you just missed out on being one of the few people to bang a dolphin.
#110 - honkitonk (07/16/2014) [-]
hooray you did eet. i bet it died soon after that.
#79 - sandmansniper (07/16/2014) [-]
CONGRATS! No one gives a **** .
#155 - shikoti (07/16/2014) [-]
What if... the dolphin was just trying to evolve... and you just put it back to square one... poor dolphin....or maybe he was sun tanning... oh well maybe next time.
#107 - scorpiom ONLINE (07/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
"Let me just take a pic of this dead/dying dolphin instead of checking if it is still alive."
Call me sexist if you want, but i have a huge hunch that OP is a girl.
#172 - skiskate (07/16/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I'm glad the dolphin was ok
User avatar #157 - thinemother (07/16/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Can someone not do a good thing without taking a bunch of pictures and posting it on the internet to show people how good they are.
#151 - weirddark ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
#126 - Womens Study Major (07/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Dieing endangered species, better take pictures be for I save it
User avatar #129 to #126 - asheskirata ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
he thought it was dead already.
User avatar #125 - cmkpower (07/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
But would you have done the same if it was a shark?
User avatar #80 - butterduck ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
Is dolphin vag bannable.
User avatar #63 - tittylovin (07/16/2014) [-]
Who made you the suicide police.
You didn't save his life, you ruined his death.
User avatar #8 - TrashX (07/15/2014) [-]
Not to burst anybody's bubble but dolphins are often sick and can't swim anymore when they beach themselves. It'll probably die even though it's been put back in the water.
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