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thesparrtan
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Any Smite players here?
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headhunternl
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(01/05/2014)
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Hel(l) yea, playing since mid 2012.
Pic related: fave God
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itrinx
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(01/05/2014)
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Yup, Sinephénix here.
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Nonada
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(01/05/2014)
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Me and some buddies. I've literally only played as Zeus. Got him up to a IV mastery.
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kumatose
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Oh god I'm so terrible at Smite, any tips? I started playing it and couldn't aim at ****.
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thesparrtan
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Practice matches. That's all really... i'm not that great myself...
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kumatose
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I've never been so bad in a game in my whole life, I played it like 8 times and I haven't improved and I still can't even finish off someone with like 1 hp left. I just facepalm myself the whole time
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Do you play League of Legends? I've played LoL for years and when I tried out Smite (I only played like 5-10 games) I completely destroyed the other players. It was so easy, basically works the same but a different view. You just have to farm well and jungle when your enemy leaves lane for an easy lead.
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kumatose
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Yea, I played league and was fairly good at it/decent but when I tried smite i was so terrible! Everyone would kick my ass before i even got a skill shot off of them. You probably went against me!
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Well just like LoL, you have to pick a champ and get good with him. The champ I liked the most was Neptune (or Poseidon idk what they called him) and I even played him in the big arena 5v5 thing and completely raped the enemy team, even their Neptune/Poseidon. His ult is pretty much a fizz ult with a larger area of effect.
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kumatose
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Yea, he was the only champ i played where i didn't get totally wrecked. I tried the Ezreal version in the game (Hermes?) and I was so dizzy and it seems like it would take me like 200 games to get used to the controls
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I know that the first guy I tried was a warrior dude, might have been ares. And I basically 1v2'd top lane and had time to jungle. Another dude I tried was this little goblin assassin thing, early game was so hard but then towards mid game, I had so much damage it was crazy.
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Oh god, I can't play a melee in the game. when I first started. I would joke around and think that playing melee in smite was the worst choice you can do like choosing melee in DCU because everyone flies and is range and it feels like a natural drawback since its 3D. Even i sucked on Poseidon. If you can view the game in birdmode, it would be like I was Zyra and I put my ult 50 miles away from the team fight, thats how I used my ult as poseidon. And when I'm chasing a guy with low health I butt **** him but he always manages to get away. I think I literally started crying for myself.
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A good rule of thumb for games like this are that melee champs are made stronger because of the range disadvantage but most melee champs have a gap closer which makes the range advantage useless and the bonus stats very powerful. I would always use Poseidon's ult as an execute to finish someone off or whenever 2 or more enemy plays grouped up (which happened very often, 3 or 4 of them would hold hands in the middle of the arena)
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I guess a good way to be used o the functionality is if you played MOBA games and FPS games since it seemed like a combination of both. Maybe I'll try smite again. At least the community is still nice and nowhere as toxic as league or Hon.
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thesparrtan
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Well if you don't mind, what's your IGN? I might be able to help a bit in game.
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kumatose
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Hmm I think I have to make a new account since its been so long and i forgot! But thanks, you're so sweet.
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DerpScout
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Yup, Anubis is my homeboy.
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astraldeity
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Hell yeah! I'm playing in the 3v3 tourny coming up this Tuesday for ***** and gigs. Team CranberrySplash.
The only name we could come up with that was offensive but still stupid as ****.
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astraldeity
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wasn't******
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thesparrtan
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How would one go about entering the tourny?
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astraldeity
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challonge.com/Rhea3v3tournament
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lmao i played in closed beta and never again since. I was a pretty gifted player, but id already invested time into LoL so i stayed there. Same deal with Dawngate.
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demcupcakes
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(01/05/2014)
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Ne Zha is my favorite even after those nerfs? wbu?
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thesparrtan
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Hel. By far. I don't know why, but she is. Ne Zha is my fav. assassin.
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demcupcakes
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I don't play much but ne zha is alot of fun only person ive gotten to golden so far. favorite mage is chronos. Tank i love ares and adc id have to say neith. One person i really hate though is freya ;_;
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razerlight
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Loki ftw
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shinyarmor
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its like a third person LOL
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thesparrtan
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Why I would never have guessed. I didn't post a image of one of the gods/champs/heroes of the game...
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i dont play it......
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armywizard
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Thats why Smite is better
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let me tell u why you're wrong. i play both of those games and i find smite and Lol very different, cause they are.
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I tried out Smite, only played a few games, they're pretty similar.
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