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Man Kills His Date After She, Inspired By
Twitter "/ " Trend, Wasted
His Time
DENVER - Fabian Suarez, age 23, has been reportedly arrested after killing a 22 year old
woman for allegedly "wasting his time on purpose", which she apparently gained
inspiration from but a doomlar Twitter trend: "#.
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#1 - verycoolcat [OP](01/09/2016) [+] (56 replies)
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For those too lazy to read.

Investigators say Lina asked Fabian to take her on a date, as she reportedly knew that Fabian liked her. Lina then allowed Fabian to pay for dinner, take her shopping at Victoria’s Secret, to only then have him drop her off at her new boyfriends house. After arriving outside Lina’s boyfriends house, Fabian reportedly asked “this is where you live?”, at which point Lina replied with “No, this is my new boyfriends house. these panties you bought me are for him to see”. Fabian then lost it, taking out a pocket knife and stabbing Lina 24 times in the chest.
User avatar #10 - ablock (01/09/2016) [-]
Reports say that her final words were, "It was just a prank, bro!"
#175 to #10 - thealmightyantler (01/09/2016) [-]
habe u seen a prank b0ss?
#13 - borderlineparanoid ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
This #wastehistime has really made me anxious about ever trying to get a girlfriend.

as if I wasn't paranoid enough.
#286 to #13 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
bro any girl that thinks that's funny is a cunt anyway and the relationship would fail for 100 different other reasons even if you did find a girl like that. There are good ones out there and they think #wastehistime is just as disgusting as we do.
User avatar #112 to #13 - ScottP (01/09/2016) [-]
It's perfectly normal to not want a relationship in today's world, friend.
User avatar #149 to #112 - dreygur (01/09/2016) [-]
Just get to know the girl well beforehand so you know whether or not she's the type to cuck someone
#198 to #149 - nirin ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
Wot ? how do i do that ? Do i ask her ? "Mate would you **** my best friend behind my back ? No ? Aye you perfect" It can't be that simple right ? Because if it was so then the only people who got cheated would be people how liked to be.
User avatar #17 to #13 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
Its really just reinforcing my cynicism as to their motives
#38 to #13 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
at first I was scared, then I realized I am ugly, so it doesn't matter anyway. wew I dodged a bullet
#122 to #38 - mranldestroyer ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
>thinking cus you are ugly will stop you getting a gf
User avatar #181 to #122 - canyou (01/09/2016) [-]
Oh god this makes me happy
#245 to #122 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
This video is shopped. I can tell by some of the pixels and having seen quite a few shops in my day.
#292 to #122 - skorchy (01/10/2016) [-]
He may be a bit big, but he honestly doesn't look half bad. Just saiyan'
User avatar #224 to #122 - braggaboom (01/09/2016) [-]
This gives me hope.
User avatar #39 to #38 - borderlineparanoid ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
at first you were scared?
were you petrified?
thinking how you could never live without them by your side?
#43 to #39 - insanefreak (01/09/2016) [-]
But then you thought so many nights, thinking how you'd get along?
Did you grow strong?
Did you learn how to get along?
User avatar #74 to #43 - salihzzz (01/09/2016) [-]
YOU WILL SURVIIIIIIIIVE
#128 to #13 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
Well this is how dating always is for both sides. Girls will ******** a guy to get him to buy her **** and guys will ******** a girl just to get in in her pants.
Going through all that is part of growing up and learning how to weed these people out. Go out, date, don't put your whole world into it right away and move on if it isn't right. There really isn't that much to it.
User avatar #246 to #13 - severepwner (01/09/2016) [-]
Everything is on the internet now. Just check a person's Facebook and Twitter once, and you have everything you need to know.
#61 to #13 - tehavatar (01/09/2016) [-]
its an easy way to tell if the girl is a dumb skank bitch
so if anything, its a good thing
User avatar #186 to #13 - sequel (01/09/2016) [-]
Who needs a girlfriend when you have porn?
The waifu age is just around the corner anyways.
User avatar #92 to #13 - europe (01/09/2016) [-]
Just stay clear of any dyed hair and you should be fine
User avatar #138 to #92 - viscerys ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
**** you I have dyed hair. Nothing wrong with it.
User avatar #140 to #138 - europe (01/09/2016) [-]
It's called aposematism
User avatar #142 to #140 - viscerys ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
That's not how it works at all. Just because some people with dyed hair suck ass, doesn't mean all of us do. That said, most people I've met with dyed hair suck major ass, but I assure you I don't.

Also, you probably get a billion notifications a day.
User avatar #146 to #142 - europe (01/09/2016) [-]
Well, I sure hope so
It's awfully popular among those who want to have some sort of 'progressive' political viewpoint

Nah, it ain't that bad.
User avatar #148 to #146 - viscerys ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
I got it coz I think it looks cool, and I didn't dye all my hair, just a streak I dyed purple.
#197 to #92 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
Dyed hair is fine right up to when they open their mouths and the dirge of 'muh progressive' is sung.
#2 - xskullgirlsx (01/09/2016) [-]
You don't toy with a man's feelings like that

You don't toy with anyone's feelings like that
User avatar #58 to #2 - notwalkingwaffles (01/09/2016) [-]
Still though, you don't murder people over inane **** like that - or at all for that matter.
#84 to #58 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
Should teach people a lesson though. You never know what kind of crazy **** is going on in someone else's head.
User avatar #85 to #84 - notwalkingwaffles (01/09/2016) [-]
If stabbing people for being dicks were a thing, you'd never have to visit IKEA to buy kitchen appliances.
User avatar #120 to #85 - commoncrunch (01/09/2016) [-]
What the **** kind of metaphor was that?
#131 to #120 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
for cows, silly.
#267 to #120 - xgolgothax (01/10/2016) [-]
I have no ikea
#237 to #120 - innocentbabies (01/09/2016) [-]
It was more of an analogy.
#196 to #85 - kanyesfishsticks ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
what?
User avatar #91 to #58 - europe (01/09/2016) [-]
No, of course not
However if you're being a dick to a random person for no reason whatsoever then don't be surprised one of them might be crazy
User avatar #147 to #91 - dreygur (01/09/2016) [-]
You don't even have to be that crazy. Any human being can go nuts within the first minutes of having his/her emotions torn apart just like that.
User avatar #151 to #147 - europe (01/09/2016) [-]
Your emotions would only get 'torn apart' by something major
If it's just some random chick being a total bitch to you, I doubt you'd snap over that
A punch to the face? Maybe. But if you're perfectly sane you're unlikely to go beyond that
User avatar #216 to #151 - nickelakon (01/09/2016) [-]
The article seemed to explain that he did love her, and that she made sure of this before hand.
the story is fake though
User avatar #154 to #151 - dreygur (01/09/2016) [-]
Depends on how much you love her, I'd say. If, say, your life was bad before, and the love of your life seemingly has strong feelings towards you, it's probably going to be the happiest moment of your life, up until that point where you found out you've just been a fool to be laughed at.
I'd not justify the guy's action if the story were real, I'm just saying that even normal people can do the stupidest things when they're blinded by negative emotions.
User avatar #157 to #154 - europe (01/09/2016) [-]
And I'm saying that those negative emotions can't be strong enough by something as relatively small as to what happened to that fellow
User avatar #161 to #157 - dreygur (01/09/2016) [-]
It's relative. Potential relationship can be a life goal for some.
User avatar #162 to #161 - europe (01/09/2016) [-]
Of course there are exceptions.. but if you're going to consider exceptions at every instance then you'll get nowhere
User avatar #167 to #162 - dreygur (01/09/2016) [-]
My point still stands. I said any human being, and I didn't say that everyone would go nuts over that one event. Most would likely just get sad but get over it rather quickly.
#172 to #58 - infinitereaper (01/09/2016) [-]
I like, totally agree with you man.
#106 to #58 - drewjitsu (01/09/2016) [-]
Crazy people who are at their wits end do, however, and those folks are abundant....which is why you don't toy with anyone's feelings like that. She didn't deserve it, but she brought it on herself.
User avatar #247 to #58 - severepwner (01/09/2016) [-]
I know this is technically murder, and it's wrong.

But in this context, I can't make myself care.
#210 to #58 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
There are so many people in this world I really don't care when a random person gets murdered. Life is not precious anymore, stab bitches over panties.
User avatar #211 to #210 - notwalkingwaffles (01/09/2016) [-]
In that case, what is the justification of not killing yourself?
An argument from symmetry would have any reason to not kill yourself be a reason to not kill other people.
#168 to #58 - veryfahnyjokes (01/09/2016) [-]
On the other hand there's one less dumb cunt in the world. And this event may make stupid bitches like her to try to think before they do dumb **** . She got sacrificed for the greater good and nothing of value was lost. I call it a win win situation.
#279 to #168 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
You didn't read the article. It's obviously a joke. Or do you really think a judge let him off?
User avatar #256 to #58 - derpthefifth (01/10/2016) [-]
Just be glad he did it, because it makes a point on behalf of all of us who aren't actually going to murder anyone.
User avatar #263 to #256 - notwalkingwaffles (01/10/2016) [-]
Should Muslims then be glad that ISIS kill people because it gets the point across for all of those who don't?
User avatar #265 to #263 - derpthefifth (01/10/2016) [-]
It was a joke.
Although if they're actually 100% devout Muslims who believe that you should murder anyone who tries to stray from the teaching of Islam then yeah, i kinda tend to think they're happy about their beliefs being carried out. That's more about a stupid set of beliefs than anything else though, in this case we're talking about the point being basic human decency.
User avatar #281 to #265 - notwalkingwaffles (01/10/2016) [-]
I see, sorry I didn't pick up on it.
#235 to #58 - innocentbabies (01/09/2016) [-]
To be fair, though. He didn't.

It's fake
User avatar #266 to #235 - derpthefifth (01/10/2016) [-]
Who cares if it's real as long as it makes the dumb cunts who would do this kind of thing take pause.
User avatar #243 to #235 - notwalkingwaffles (01/09/2016) [-]
Oh. I see. Well then, while I stand by my statement that killing somebody over something so stupid is unacceptable and shouldn't be glorified as a heroic counterstrike to an abuser, I do acknowledge that I seem rather foolish right now.
#218 to #58 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
People like you disgust me more then killers like that.

At least they're brave to not be stepped on.
Virgin losers like you probably hold your anime pillows harder then you hold your dick.
User avatar #220 to #218 - notwalkingwaffles (01/09/2016) [-]
First of all, than*.
Second of all, you're speaking of bravery and accusing me of cowardice, but are apparently reluctant to show your profile's name in your post.
Third of all, which bit is it you disagree with chum? The bit where literally murdering people who exploit your kindness isn't cool, or the bit where murder in general is not acceptable? And more interestingly: Why? What's the method of thought that brings you to these disagreements?
User avatar #3 to #2 - wcpapier ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
I completely agree.
But you dont stab someone 24 times in the chest as punishment
User avatar #4 to #3 - Twithyiguess ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
Seven times is plenty
User avatar #25 to #4 - bossguycumsplash (01/09/2016) [-]
I mean once you start you might as well set a record.
User avatar #213 to #15 - AnomynousUser (01/09/2016) [-]
That guy on the right reminds me of Timmy from WKUK
User avatar #285 to #213 - phoenixprince ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
David mitchell's Top 5 Rants how do you not know who David Mitchell is?
User avatar #21 to #4 - Dropkicksxxx (01/09/2016) [-]
I mean one good one still gets a pretty good point across, seven would really stick with you though.
#33 to #21 - SmilingJackSmyth (01/09/2016) [-]
I'm sure she got the point. 27 times.
#60 to #33 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
why 27
User avatar #88 to #60 - imthenewguy (01/09/2016) [-]
Failed 5/7 reference? I dunno
User avatar #110 to #88 - srgfernandez (01/09/2016) [-]
I got the reference fam
It's from Cell Block Tango from Chicago right?
#297 to #4 - bakagaijin (01/10/2016) [-]
**bakagaijin used "*roll picture*"**
**bakagaijin rolled image**Who let satan out before the apocalypse?
#77 to #4 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
8 is enough
User avatar #37 to #3 - frutus ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
It's not justified, but I have 0 empathy for her.
#46 to #37 - DweebyTwonkyHead (01/09/2016) [-]
Wouldn't empathising with her be rather painful..?
#70 to #37 - shiphotel ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
***** fake
User avatar #96 to #70 - fancyrikoo (01/09/2016) [-]
if it would be stupid to contemplate and crack jokes on fake **** this whole site wouldnt exist
#98 to #96 - shiphotel ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
but said comment was not a joke. If it was just a joke then fine but people think its genuine and are taking it seriously
User avatar #101 to #98 - fancyrikoo (01/09/2016) [-]
should've used "or" instead of "and" there, but if it's fake not the first story that is and not the last, but its fun to talk about imaginary **** as facts and debate the story.
#11 to #3 - theroflcer ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
User avatar #16 to #3 - italianfrosttroll (01/09/2016) [-]
Some people try to handle others emotions, some people clearly can't handle their own. This is a case of both those events.
#12 to #3 - vehnum (01/09/2016) [-]
**vehnum used "*roll picture*"**
**vehnum rolled image** you obviously don't have strong enough emotions
#41 to #3 - limberlarry (01/09/2016) [-]
Agreed, guy fully deserves whats coming to him. Hopefully it will discourage people from deliberately being utter ******* cunts though
#291 to #3 - motposters (01/10/2016) [-]
Yeah...23 would of been enough
You don't do that to a guy, you work up all that pent up sexual frustration, you hype up the anticipation and then you deliberately spit in his face? There should be a law against cuckolding of this nature. Hell, it's downright evil. Fabian did the world a favor, bitches gonna think twice now about being a bitch!
User avatar #136 to #3 - indalx (01/09/2016) [-]
Yeah you stab her 25 times.
User avatar #86 to #3 - langweilig (01/09/2016) [-]
people stab people that much commit crimes of passion...you **** up the ones you love real talk
#69 to #3 - shiphotel ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
***** fake dude
#51 to #3 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
Yeah just 5/7
User avatar #55 - LaBarata (01/09/2016) [-]
I love how 90% of the comments are how seriously everyone's taking this, proving that almost none of you actually READ THE ARTICLE.
#127 to #55 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
I read it it's clearly a joke but you should not toy with poeple they aren't play things
User avatar #238 to #55 - toosexyforyou (01/09/2016) [-]
Why would you bother to read the whole thing when you can just scroll down to the top comment that describes the whole thing and lets you know that it's fake but meant to be a joke.
User avatar #288 to #55 - hoponthefeelstrain (01/10/2016) [-]
fj claims tumblr spreads lies but they do the same. Just jump on bandwagons. They hate this "wastehistime" hashtag but it was made in response to the "wastehertime" hashtag
User avatar #222 to #55 - lapsushominum ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
And people on here give Tumblr **** for not fact checking and then they do the exact same thing because it fits their preconceived notions so they don't want to disprove it.
User avatar #119 to #55 - choobe (01/09/2016) [-]
Well, at least now you know how FJ would react if it were to happen.
#204 to #119 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
Apparently condone murder on all people who act like cunts. Yay murder.
#64 to #55 - majordegree ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
>FunnyJunk
>Reading
#40 - WimTehNecro (01/09/2016) [-]
This is so fake...............
#299 to #40 - thumpingbear (01/10/2016) [-]
No man, it's legit.
User avatar #42 to #40 - createdjustnow (01/09/2016) [-]
After Nearly 19 Years Of Hiding Tupac Shakur Now 44 Comes Out Of Hiding

another of their headlines, safe to say they are satire
#206 to #40 - herparderpington (01/09/2016) [-]
>Officer Kenneth Levy
>Kenneth Levy
>Levy
>Levvy
Wait a second...
#6 - lovixio (01/09/2016) [-]
24 times? Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarl
#143 to #6 - donfailed ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
In all seriousness, I've heard it can take a lot of stabs to kill someone if you use a knife.
#187 to #143 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
Yeh, cause you can miss an organ or stab into something not very important.
User avatar #100 to #6 - potatorgue (01/09/2016) [-]
Fabians gotta step up his game or he'll never be the master
User avatar #19 - buttkickerboy (01/09/2016) [-]
Is this **** really happening?
I mean -- not the stabbing
the #wastehistime2016 ****
like, this is real cancer
this is the kind of **** that will surpass minions
#144 to #19 - harleyquinzel (01/09/2016) [-]
skip to halfway. I have no ability at editing videos :<
#173 - improbablyyourdad (01/09/2016) [-]
#killthatbitchforwastingyourtime
#52 - motherfuckingkenji (01/09/2016) [-]
"How many times did he stab her?"
"24"
User avatar #239 to #52 - toosexyforyou (01/09/2016) [-]
You know what's even better than her getting stabbed 24 times?
25
#49 - newprinny ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
This story isn't real, or at least not entirely true, dood.
#282 to #49 - cactaur (01/10/2016) [-]
Thanks for that.

I grew pretty damn suspicious when I read he got acquitted in court and the cop said she deserved it.
#226 - zaphodcoolfrood (01/09/2016) [-]
Did nobody actually read the article? It's obviously satire.

"After being arrested and taken to jail, Fabian was later acquitted by the judge, stating that the murder was just. “I think Fabian did us a favor by eliminating that girl from earth” said Judge John Hicks."

Seriously people.
#233 to #226 - innocentbabies (01/09/2016) [-]
Wait, so a site called Reporterz is probably not 100% serious?
User avatar #229 to #226 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
those are some strong words coming from a guy who had to google search a meme.
#232 to #229 - zaphodcoolfrood (01/09/2016) [-]
Can't wait to be in a Straight Up Caught comp.
#179 - cwsamss (01/09/2016) [-]
"What are you gonna do? Stab me 24 times in the chest?"
User avatar #97 - crazyguyindahood (01/09/2016) [-]
"After being arrested and taken to jail, Fabian was later acquitted by the judge, stating that the murder was just. “I think Fabian did us a favor by eliminating that girl from earth” said Judge John Hicks. Authorities are warning women not to carry out what any of the “#WasteHisTime2016” tweets said, and that they should only stay as tweets and jokes. “Very sad scene” says Officer Kenneth Levy, “Although the murder was brutal, it might have been well deserved. I’m convinced she was actually Satan after doing what she did”."

this is fake as hell
#90 - nimba (01/09/2016) [-]
>posting fake news stories without marking them as satire/hoaxes
User avatar #202 - mendelevium (01/09/2016) [-]
Its fake bro.

"After being arrested and taken to jail, Fabian was later acquitted by the judge, stating that the murder was just. “I think Fabian did us a favor by eliminating that girl from earth” said Judge John Hicks."

That's not how judges work fam.
#56 - tuhuar (01/09/2016) [-]
"See? Men are monsters!"

Maybe just don't be a total asshole to people on purpose? Maybe don't toy with the emotions of someone capable of stabbing you 24 times in the chest? I dunno man, just seems pretty straightforward to me. I know this story's fake, but the fact that I just assumed it was real says something about how likely people are to b8 out stupid ******* reactions from people and then complain about said reactions.

Future generations will look back on the 2010s as the Decade of Just a Prank, Bro.
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#67 to #56 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
"Don't be an asshole to men or they'll kill you"

Nnnnnot a solid argument m8.
#124 to #67 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
How about this

"Don't be an asshole"


The whole death punishment is overkill obviously, but in a very simple sense, society works because we all play by the rules. Being an asshole means not playing by the rules cause you know most other people will, being an asshole makes you the worst part of a society. Killing is only wrong when everyone plays by the rules, after all murder is older than any of the continents on Earth
#262 to #67 - tuhuar (01/10/2016) [-]
Good thing I didn't make that argument, then. All I said was don't be an asshole, especially not to someone capable of doing you harm. There's plenty of chicks out there that could probably put me in the ground, just as there's men out there that could do the same for them. Regardless of who can kill whom, just don't be an asshole and usually you don't have to worry about it.
User avatar #223 to #67 - nickelakon (01/09/2016) [-]
I don't condone his actions but his anger is justified
She led him on and then crushed him
She might as well have taken him inside and had him sit their and watch her **** her boyfriend
He shouldn't have killed her but are you telling me you would feel nothing at all and wouldn't have done anything but sit there and take it if it were you? The story is fake but that doesn't mean there aren't people like this.
#225 to #223 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
It goes both ways. Love and hate know no gender.
User avatar #227 to #225 - nickelakon (01/09/2016) [-]
I never implied that it didn't.
#14 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
She won't be doing that again anytime soon, right boys?
User avatar #135 - indalx (01/09/2016) [-]
He wasted her better
#115 - herbolifee (01/09/2016) [-]
Especially after reading #1 , Too ******* bad. Maybe you shouldn't be a complete ******* cunt.
No pity for this.
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