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Remember this shit?. Don't even pretend like you didn't own one Git gud fag. This is more slippery than the soap, which you need to pick up If you didn't play s

Don't even pretend like you didn't own one


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Remember this shit?. Don't even pretend like you didn't own one Git gud fag. This is more slippery than the soap, which you need to pick up If you didn't play s
Remember this shit?. Don't even pretend like you didn't own one Git gud fag. This is more slippery than the soap, which you need to pick up If you didn't play s
Remember this shit?. Don't even pretend like you didn't own one Git gud fag. This is more slippery than the soap, which you need to pick up If you didn't play s

Git gud fag.


Remember this shit?. Don't even pretend like you didn't own one Git gud fag. This is more slippery than the soap, which you need to pick up If you didn't play s
Remember this shit?. Don't even pretend like you didn't own one Git gud fag. This is more slippery than the soap, which you need to pick up If you didn't play s
Remember this shit?. Don't even pretend like you didn't own one Git gud fag. This is more slippery than the soap, which you need to pick up If you didn't play s

This **** is more slippery than the soap, which you need to pick up


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Remember this shit?. Don't even pretend like you didn't own one Git gud fag. This is more slippery than the soap, which you need to pick up If you didn't play s

If you didn't play spyro you're lying to my face.
This is ripto's rage, the second spyro of the only 3 good ones. (the first 3)


Remember this shit?. Don't even pretend like you didn't own one Git gud fag. This is more slippery than the soap, which you need to pick up If you didn't play s

This is 80's, but if you had some connections you got your hands on one of these.
I think this is my earliest memory.

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#3 - wafflebrewery (07/24/2015) [-]
<--- I see your childhood and I raise you this.

My best pal in kindergarten had one. The hours spent there are countless.
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User avatar #43 to #3 - darktoucan (07/25/2015) [-]
if you never had one of these growing up, i have bad news. Your parents don't love you.
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#245 to #3 - catpisseverdeen (07/25/2015) [-]
I used to have one of these, except, it was ******* gigantic and had a city/ urban theme. My brother and at first would play on it; just casually driving around with about +200 cars and trucks. One day that ************ cut me off at an intersection. I wasn't having any of that. **** quickly escalated from me rear ending him to him calling in a tank and wrecking most of my **** . Mfw I loaded a Wile E. Coyote toy with an ACME rocket strapped to it onto my 1972 Mach 1 and Allahu Snackbar'd his FoB.
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#11 to #3 - malachitecobra (07/24/2015) [-]
this ***** knows what's up




hotwheels for days
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#133 to #11 - anon (07/25/2015) [-]
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User avatar #53 to #3 - zourch ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
I never liked how sometimes building corners and banners covered the road, thus ruing
the illusion.
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User avatar #144 to #3 - sphincterface ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
I would drive my little cars on those for such a long time. Sometimes I would pretend to be Godzilla and stomp on the mats. I think I got a time out for it though at my daycare. :/
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#203 to #144 - anisbanana (07/25/2015) [-]
**anisbanana used "*roll picture*"**
**anisbanana rolled image**i didn't want naptime so flipped over one of those lego tables and beat my teacher with an improvised lego bat

>mfw
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#220 to #203 - grandzora (07/25/2015) [-]
lol that anime looks badass and i dont even like sports
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#258 to #220 - blackjew ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
Source of that? I was gonna google image search it, but I can't. Is this the webm conversion that everyone's been bitching about?
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User avatar #271 to #258 - grandzora (07/25/2015) [-]
Fate/Zero bruh
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#22 - besle (07/24/2015) [-]
I had a ******** of this stuff.
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User avatar #142 to #22 - sphincterface ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
What were those called? I still have them, still have an old ferris wheel I made of them from like, 14 years ago.
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User avatar #162 to #142 - ugoboom ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
k'nex
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User avatar #61 to #22 - wraithguard (07/25/2015) [-]
Hey besle, do you have any experience with external graphics cards? I'm thinking of trying this out, potentially saving myself an ass-load of money. Do you have any thoughts on this?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bP_8EYQ-2RA
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User avatar #64 to #61 - besle (07/25/2015) [-]
In theory a good idea, not usually the case when applying it. It usually works, but due to limitations on speeds on most ports, and the lack of a unifying high-speed port for all of this, makes it rather hard to have a sustainable platform on the long run. Perhaps with USB-C this will change, but for now i'd wait.
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User avatar #65 to #64 - wraithguard (07/25/2015) [-]
Well damn. Thanks.
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#9 - kurtlanglie (07/24/2015) [-]
I still have one of these. It's rad.
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User avatar #173 to #9 - sanctusdominus ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
and we had school fairs where they would see all this awesome ****
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#145 to #9 - rebenely (07/25/2015) [-]
We didn't have that in our country, but we made similar one with straws.
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User avatar #263 to #145 - avatice (07/25/2015) [-]
You don't have freedom?
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User avatar #99 to #9 - Razik (07/25/2015) [-]
I had one just like that except it had an american flag pattern on it, because that's the type of **** they sell at elementary school book fairs.
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User avatar #57 to #9 - cenema (07/25/2015) [-]
they still put it in kinder surprise eggs
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User avatar #80 to #57 - yunoknow (07/25/2015) [-]
don't mention kinder surprise eggs, it upsets the americans.
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User avatar #89 to #80 - fatbutler (07/25/2015) [-]
depresses*

It depressed us.
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#119 to #80 - anon (07/25/2015) [-]
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User avatar #172 to #80 - warioteam (07/25/2015) [-]
theyve been banned here since the 1930s you dumb cuck
YOU guys are the ones who had three children die from them in 2000, why do people mix this up
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User avatar #277 to #226 - warioteam (07/26/2015) [-]
you are making arguments for the wrong reasons, is the problem. i dont like they are banned here, but you guys always say we choked on the toy, when it was in reality some oldass outdated law that stops them from being imported
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User avatar #278 to #277 - yunoknow (07/26/2015) [-]
i never said such a thing, you did.
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User avatar #113 to #57 - lotengo (07/25/2015) [-]
how do they fit in an eg?
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#154 to #113 - anon (07/25/2015) [-]
All the stuff i ever got in Kinder Surprise was in a couple pieces that you had to assemble, so i guess that
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#1 - affix [OP](07/24/2015) [-]
More spyro
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#18 to #1 - killo (07/24/2015) [-]
This game had really good colors. They should remake it with higher res textures and it would look amazing.
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#2 to #1 - affix [OP](07/24/2015) [-]
You are not done until all valuables collected, and all are dead.
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User avatar #12 to #2 - MoparMan (07/24/2015) [-]
That's pretty dragon-y, now that I think about it... I mean most young videogames are all about defeating baddies and getting wealthy and prosperous, but dragons actually do that **** . They just kill everyone and collect gems all day. Never thought about it like that before.
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User avatar #257 to #12 - vorigan ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
My friend and I have been joking about this while I've been playing these games. We like to think that Spyro's just reclaiming the lands and enforcing dragon dictatorship upon everyone.
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User avatar #13 to #12 - affix [OP](07/24/2015) [-]
Spyro, and bleach, have both taught me the smaller the hero the more powerful he is.
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#6 - nemesisapoc ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
Training fleshlight.
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User avatar #244 to #6 - flaminphoenix (07/25/2015) [-]
Watter these called i wanna buy one
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#30 to #6 - anon (07/24/2015) [-]
im a girl this makes me cry i dont think there's a training dildo
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#49 to #30 - sonofargo (07/25/2015) [-]
hair brush handle
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User avatar #37 to #30 - twondai (07/25/2015) [-]
stick it in you
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User avatar #168 to #6 - archerthefolf (07/25/2015) [-]
I put my dick in that and it got stuck. I panicked and sat there for 20 minutes until it finally slid off naturally. I was so afraid of that thing afterwards i popped it and threw it out.
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#14 to #6 - litmifil (07/24/2015) [-]
does anybody know where i can find one of these?
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#16 to #14 - MortalNME (07/24/2015) [-]
They're called "Water Snakes"
This one is 10 inches long...
www.amazon.com/Water-Snake-Wigglies-inch-Colors/dp
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User avatar #69 to #14 - scorcho (07/25/2015) [-]
did he grab your attention with that remark? wink wink nudge nudge
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User avatar #19 to #6 - psychadelicace (07/24/2015) [-]
I stuck my dick in one of those once i think we all did
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User avatar #21 to #19 - nemesisapoc ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
I think you're right.
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User avatar #26 to #21 - hokon (07/24/2015) [-]
yeah hes right
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User avatar #29 to #26 - goobyman (07/24/2015) [-]
absolutely
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User avatar #83 to #29 - vorarephilia (07/25/2015) [-]
and we all very quickly learned that plastic seams are sharper than expected.
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#252 to #83 - anon (07/25/2015) [-]
>>#19 >>#21 >>#26 >>#29

DAMN IT GUYS. DO YOU HAVE ANY SENSE OF CLEANLINESS? Those things get filthy from getting dropped everywhere!
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User avatar #79 to #29 - donbionicle (07/25/2015) [-]
I never owned one of these
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#146 to #29 - anon (07/25/2015) [-]
Yep. Me too
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#10 - philskimbosh (07/24/2015) [-]
Best Toy coming through.
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User avatar #82 to #10 - thefates ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
**** I used to love this thing. I was pissed when it broke.
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User avatar #31 to #10 - takuaboy ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
I have a working one, and they're loud as hell!
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User avatar #32 to #31 - philskimbosh (07/25/2015) [-]
Yeah, but that loudness adds to the tension. Or at least drowned out my brothers. "TWIST. NO. TWIST THE OTHER WAY. THAT'S NOT TWIST, ARE YOU STUPID?"
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#20 - anon (07/24/2015) [-]
I still play the old spyro and crash bandicoot games... younger siblings ask me to play just to watch
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User avatar #143 to #121 - sphincterface ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
I may actually have that game still! Gotta go scavenging now.
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#164 to #121 - anon (07/25/2015) [-]
That game man, **** was the reason i started playing a PS1 emulator
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#136 to #121 - midgetmistro ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
Holy **** that game was the **** ! I still have mine somewhere
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#90 - thedungeonmaster (07/25/2015) [-]
I went to a catholic elementary school. These were banned because they were too phallic looking. Plus I guess the teachers didn't like 10 year old girls practicing their hand jobs.
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User avatar #122 to #90 - vampired (07/25/2015) [-]
What about bananas? Or a cross?
I guess you could nail the cross to the wall, be it 2000 years too late.
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#208 - bohemianblasphemy (07/25/2015) [-]
I'll see your Spyro and raise you this
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User avatar #212 to #208 - unfairlybanned (07/25/2015) [-]
I have yet to play 4, but 1-3 were my entire childhood.
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#228 to #212 - bohemianblasphemy (07/25/2015) [-]
Sly 4 was alright, but I'd try to keep an open mind going into it if I were you.
Sanzaru made a few decisions I wouldn't have necessarily made.
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#273 to #208 - cookiemusket (07/25/2015) [-]
Dimitri Lousteau is still the chillest ************ on two legs.
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#275 to #273 - bohemianblasphemy (07/25/2015) [-]
Damn straight
And Bentley's the chillest ************ no longer on two legs
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#223 to #208 - defski ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I REMEMBER
OH LORD DO I REMEMBER
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#229 to #223 - bohemianblasphemy (07/25/2015) [-]
I bring happiness and nostalgia in the form of Sly wherever I comment
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#108 - adrianking (07/25/2015) [-]
I'm not proud to admit that, now that I'm older, I kind of want to try tracking one of these down again... So I can try putting my dick in it.
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User avatar #110 to #108 - sooshishef (07/25/2015) [-]
The legendary aquarium pocket pussy
you can find these at any zoo/museum/aquarium gift shop
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#51 - chaossniper (07/25/2015) [-]
i had this exact foam disc launcher
it broke down the same week i got it
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#52 to #51 - affix [OP](07/25/2015) [-]
What it feels like when you shoot it.
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User avatar #71 to #51 - clintonator (07/25/2015) [-]
i had like 3, all of them broke so ******* fast. It sucked.
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User avatar #72 to #71 - chaossniper (07/25/2015) [-]
it was fun while it lasted.
also because i was still poorfag, even it was broken it was effing kick ass just to role play with it.
kids these days won't have that imagination
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#73 to #72 - clintonator (07/25/2015) [-]
My favorite toy would always be this one and bionicles.
Loved the movie "Small soldiers" as well.
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User avatar #184 to #51 - chrispoot (07/25/2015) [-]
The rings were everywhere
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User avatar #141 to #17 - cancerlobster (07/25/2015) [-]
So ******* worth it tho
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#130 to #17 - crazyglove (07/25/2015) [-]
any and all
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#171 - supercaptainlarry (07/25/2015) [-]
Don't want to be that guy but Spyro is in my top 3 favourite games of all time and so I have to say thats Spyro 2 Gateway to Glimmer. Not Riptos Rage.
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User avatar #176 to #171 - sketchE ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
theyre the same game
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User avatar #269 to #171 - hidanfangirl (07/25/2015) [-]
A lot of people like Spyro 2. Am I the only one who liked Spyro 3 better?
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User avatar #175 to #171 - mutzaki ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
"Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage!, known in Europe as Spyro 2: Gateway to Glimmer"

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spyro_2:_Ripto%27s_Rage!
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User avatar #178 to #175 - supercaptainlarry (07/25/2015) [-]
Everything I know is a lie...
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#85 - pipeworks (07/25/2015) [-]
Beating this **** , after hours of attempts, was the most satisfying moment of my life.

I haven't touched one since. I don't want to ruin the magic of that memory.
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#193 - thekillerwalrus (07/25/2015) [-]
Old Spyro was better. Because he wasn't like the other dragons it made him a character we loved. Now they make him grown up looking more fearsome and ugly.
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#191 - iflirtwithanyone (07/25/2015) [-]
Saw some in a toy shop the other day while looking for stuff to send my cousin with my parents. Had to resist the intense urge to say "I used to stick my dick in those, I wonder how it would feel now"
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User avatar #189 - zonetransferrer (07/25/2015) [-]
i had none of these when i was a kid. thank god.
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