Remember the great war?. . Emu War Location Campion district, Western Australia Result Emu victory 1 Australia , eneus leaders Pearce Geneus Majora. P. W. Mered
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Remember the great war?

Emu War
Location Campion district, Western Australia
Result Emu victory
1 Australia , eneus
Pearce Geneus
Majora. P. W. Meredith
2 machine guns , eneus
none dead eralus
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Submitted: 01/09/2014
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#4 - leshiggydonatello (01/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#12 - womanofthefuture (01/10/2014) [+] (3 replies)
My Great Grandfather fought in that war. Killed 5 emus, he did.
#21 to #16 - atomschlumpf (01/10/2014) [-]
> his bear hands
#6 - commandershit (01/10/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Wait if australia had no losses ... how the hell did the Emus win? Did australia surrender to Emus?
Wait if australia had no losses ... how the hell did the Emus win? Did australia surrender to Emus?
User avatar #2 - dreadedsin (01/09/2014) [+] (5 replies)
You have ******* spiders, snakes and other terrifying creatures and you go to war with an oversized chicken.

Australia. Why?
#18 - zhao (01/10/2014) [+] (15 replies)
mfw i searched this, and found out it was real.
mfw i searched this, and found out it was real.
User avatar #22 - useroftheLOLZ (01/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
That's nothing. One time, during WW2, the Russians and Germans had to stop battling, and kill a massive pack of Russian wolves, only 700 were killed, the rest escaped. And mind you, these are Russian wolves, Wolves that had been feeding off of the carnage and corpses of the Battlefield, wolves that were massive, starving, and had acquired a taste for human flesh, the sole reason why Rusky cosmonauts brought guns with them, for when they landed. For the Australians, at least they had the world's greatest outback cook out, the Russians and Germans had to go back to killing each other.
User avatar #17 - ketchupshinobi (01/10/2014) [-]

From Communiqué Headquarters (not near anywhere). On being advised of Declaration of War, immediately got in touch with Enemy - not actually of course. We saw them, however - they also saw us.

2.30 p.m. We still see them. Their eyesight also is very good.

3.00 p.m. The Enemy are of very retiring disposition.

3.15 p.m. Our Artillery fire very heavy. All our Army has a headache through incessant noise. Aspro supplies urgently wanted.

3.20 p.m. The Enemy still refuse to stand still and be cockshied at. League of Nations warfare regulations entirely ignored by Enemy.

3.30 p.m. The Enemy cannot be brought to see the seriousness of the affairs. They think it a new sort of game.

3.45 p.m. Our Intelligence Department advise - Enemy as being equipped with legs of superior pattern to ours.

4.00 p.m. We drew first blood of the campaign. As elderly Emu, who was loitering at about 60 miles per hour, was shot in the rear. He immediately got out of range - and out of sight.

4.10 p.m. Our equipment manifestly out of date - what we want are legs, not guns.

4.20 p.m. Superior leg equipment and heavy clubs to slosh the Enemy when we overtake them is the only way to win the War. The only target in sight is the horizon. It is magnificent, but it is not war.

4.30 p.m. We are returning - motor cars and aeroplanes are out of date here - not speedy enough. We might just as well have brought ride-a-cock horses.

5.00 p.m. Just learnt that Enemy not aware of any war - complains they should have been told. Mistook the whole thing for a new sort of Lottery puzzle. They want to know who won.
#32 - gapingg (01/10/2014) [-]
**gapingg rolls 19** has 12 left this dimension?
#30 - tyroneisanigger ONLINE (01/10/2014) [-]
autists are faggots.

No one likes people from Australia.
#28 - sirsolo (01/10/2014) [-]
mfw emu victory
#26 - arcticastronaut (01/10/2014) [-]
I'm so emu
#25 - edemylove **User deleted account** (01/10/2014) [-]
#23 - anonymous (01/10/2014) [-]
i thought the losses for australia was "about 10,000 rounds of ammo, dignity"
User avatar #20 - technobanana (01/10/2014) [-]
So yeah this atcually happened lol
#19 - keybladewarrior (01/10/2014) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Emus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in emu warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Australian armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Australia and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unwinged combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Austalian Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#15 - Sevy (01/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #14 - Smidgit (01/10/2014) [-]
never fails to make me laugh.
#1 - kundotron (01/09/2014) [-]
those darn Aussies aint ****** with anyone
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