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Gordon Ramsay challenged a prison cook to
an onion cutting competition. The inmate
won. Ramsay immediately offered him a job
at one of his restaurants upon his release.
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Avignon. m.' is hmmh.
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#17 - nanglo ONLINE (11/18/2015) [-]
Playing Payday 2 on easy mode like:
#49 to #17 - zeroqp (11/18/2015) [-]
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>Playing Payday 2
#21 to #17 - tinkotin (11/18/2015) [-]
i was just trying to get over the fact that game exists and how they killed and now this ;_;
i was just trying to get over the fact that game exists and how they killed and now this ;_;
User avatar #23 to #21 - jackmaccone (11/18/2015) [-]
what do you mean with killed ?
User avatar #26 to #23 - tinkotin (11/18/2015) [-]
raped by microtransactions
csgo-styled crates that you open with keys you buy for 2.49€ a piece
you apply them to your guns and they give you stat boosts
they also added more skins that gave your whole team stat boosts and still cost 2.49€ a piece to unbox

tldr p2w
User avatar #28 to #26 - jackmaccone (11/18/2015) [-]
this is a huge pile of **** , looks like every one wants to be EA
#51 to #28 - anon (11/18/2015) [-]
Not only this, they nerfed the guns and then added in skins which bring them back up to the level they used to be at.
User avatar #55 to #51 - rhattmann (11/18/2015) [-]
Are you freaking kidding me ? WTF OVERKILL SOFTWARE
User avatar #54 to #26 - drackmore (11/18/2015) [-]
And lets not forget the three pistol skins that add +3 concealment which allows for a huge amount of weapons to be used with lowblow and sneaky bastard which would otherwise be completely unable to benefit from this.
User avatar #24 to #23 - alwaysscaroused (11/18/2015) [-]
He is bitching about microtransactions to me they don't affect the game that much
User avatar #25 to #24 - jackmaccone (11/18/2015) [-]
what kind
User avatar #27 to #25 - alwaysscaroused (11/18/2015) [-]
Microtransactions for weapon skins, some of the skins give a stat boost but not much, also they are fugly
User avatar #29 to #27 - jackmaccone (11/18/2015) [-]
why are they doin this
User avatar #30 to #29 - alwaysscaroused (11/18/2015) [-]
Dunno but it's not nearly as bad as it sounds, the game is still as playable as it was before, and if you don't want to skins you don't pay for them, seems fair enough to me tbh
User avatar #31 to #30 - jackmaccone (11/18/2015) [-]
this is nonsense if you ask me, it's good that the game is still playable but are they really able to do such a EA move and loose some gamer just to get a little bit more money ?
#47 to #31 - anon (11/18/2015) [-]
I think it's fair to bitch about microtransactions after they explicitly said that they would never do that.

"There were games that were released with in-game microtransaction systems at launch; players were asked to pay for the full game, and then continue to spend money directly after the initial purchase. At the time, PAYDAY 2 featured a relatively advanced weapon modifications system where players for in-game money could buy, sell and modify weapons, masks and modifications. When we discussed this with people, we'd receive a ton of questions regarding whether or not it was microtransactions or not in our game too. To make sure there was no confusion, we said what we did to make things absolutely clear. If you asked me then, there would be no way we would've added a system like we just did."

I don't even play the game, but that's a pretty dick move IMO. "We will never do this*"
* jk
User avatar #33 to #31 - alwaysscaroused (11/18/2015) [-]
they were already doing EA moves when they shat out multiple DLCs i did buy lots of them but the point still stands but then nobody complained, it's like it's teh word "microtransactions" scares you more than it should
User avatar #39 to #33 - lolwatthe (11/18/2015) [-]
I know it doesn't make up for it but didn't they make it so the keys can also drop?
User avatar #40 to #39 - alwaysscaroused (11/18/2015) [-]
In some events they drop, but i think in regular times they don't, not sure on that
#41 to #40 - yalgruf (11/18/2015) [-]
The drills always have a chance to drop the chance is just extremely low
User avatar #42 to #41 - alwaysscaroused (11/18/2015) [-]
ah neat i didn't even know that the skins are still ugly though
#43 to #42 - yalgruf (11/18/2015) [-]
The super rare ones look cool imo mostly cos they change the model not just layer a skin on it
#44 to #43 - alwaysscaroused (11/18/2015) [-]
I won't lie, this looks good as **** , it's just that the few good skins are way to rare while in CS GO even low rarity skins are decent in term of aesthetics
#45 to #44 - yalgruf (11/18/2015) [-]
You still play? If so im always looking for competent people to play with
User avatar #50 to #45 - daix (11/18/2015) [-]
How often do you play Payday 2? I wouldn't mind a good crew to play with.

I ******* love cooking meth. Cook Off best heist.
#52 to #50 - yalgruf (11/18/2015) [-]
Send me your steam name and we could play some time
User avatar #53 to #52 - daix (11/18/2015) [-]
Ice Lord Daix
User avatar #46 to #45 - alwaysscaroused (11/18/2015) [-]
i could play it, but i recently passed an infamy level so i'm level 30 something
#32 to #17 - profanitizer (11/18/2015) [-]
>Not using a load of dosh as weapon
User avatar #1 - guitarassassin (11/18/2015) [-]
More like the same story told differently.
#12 - cazabrow ONLINE (11/18/2015) [-]
Ramsay's FW the only thing the cook is good at is cutting onions real fast.
#18 to #12 - vladi (11/18/2015) [-]
Make him only cut onions and other **** non stop. Other chefs can work faster with pre chopped food.
#22 to #18 - anon (11/18/2015) [-]
Chef chopper
User avatar #2 - redzeopoweranger (11/18/2015) [-]
he prefers it to be multiple choice
User avatar #9 to #2 - kibbleking (11/18/2015) [-]
[E] all of the above
#3 to #2 - harleyquinzel (11/18/2015) [-]
reference?
User avatar #4 to #3 - redzeopoweranger (11/18/2015) [-]
yep
User avatar #5 to #4 - harleyquinzel (11/18/2015) [-]
Fun fact, I've gotten so many roles in local shows with that monologue. It's great and the levels can go anywhere
User avatar #6 to #5 - redzeopoweranger (11/18/2015) [-]
shows ? like plays ?
User avatar #7 to #6 - harleyquinzel (11/18/2015) [-]
Oh. yeah. and some like film making competition things. experience is experience
User avatar #8 to #7 - redzeopoweranger (11/18/2015) [-]
oh ok
#13 - malifauxdeux (11/18/2015) [-]
Maybe he did all of those things.
User avatar #14 to #13 - SuttBex (11/18/2015) [-]
Maybe it was all one event
User avatar #15 to #14 - thedutchs (11/18/2015) [-]
The first two seem like they are one and the same thing.
>He defrauded a major corporation
The Bank
>He robbed the second largest Bank in France with just a ballpoint pen
He got money from the bank through fraudulence.

I can't think of how the other two would be related.
User avatar #16 to #15 - brobyddark (11/18/2015) [-]
The bankhad all the funds to go to stopping a large chemical spill in Avignon. The chemical fumes ****** up the ozone. One guy commited suicide because the bank had to lay him off. The final click on the ballpoint pin with Horst's thumb sealed his fate.
#19 to #16 - roninneko (11/18/2015) [-]
Oh 			****		 that makes total sense. Horst is a master white-collar criminal.
Oh **** that makes total sense. Horst is a master white-collar criminal.
User avatar #48 to #34 - destismad (11/18/2015) [-]
Because of you I had to clean mountain dew off of my mouse. Thanks.
User avatar #11 to #10 - radicalkid (11/18/2015) [-]
*Here
#20 - gamblingriverman (11/18/2015) [-]
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#56 - sodaddict (11/19/2015) [-]
Killed a man with one thumb?
video related
User avatar #36 - censius (11/18/2015) [-]
Maybe he went to prison for all of those things.
User avatar #37 to #36 - cormy (11/18/2015) [-]
[Insert Rick and Morty Reference here]
liek if ur in fer e'rytang.
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