Religion in a nutshell. I dont claim this to be mine.. Apr 13, ORGASM Real Stunning Real Cream No, don' t believe that Jesus was the . Think of it like a movie.
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Religion in a nutshell

I dont claim this to be mine.

Apr 13,
ORGASM
Real Stunning Real Cream
No, don' t believe that Jesus was the .
Think of it like a movie. The Torah Is the first one, and the New Testament Is the sequel. Then the ' ran CUES out, and it
retcons the last one like it never happened. There' s still Jesus, but he' s not the main character ,, and the
hasn' t Shown up yet.
Jews like the first rno' -He but ignored the sequels, Christians think you need to watch the first two, but the third rno' -He
doesn' t count, think the third one was the hem, and Stormers liked the Second one So much they started writing
that doesn' t fit with ANY of the Se ries ca non.
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#3 - beerwench (10/03/2013) [+] (13 replies)
So true it hurts!
#2 - weewing (10/03/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Bump!!!
Bump!!!
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#33 - Pein ONLINE (10/04/2013) [-]
"Mormons started writing a fanfiction"
"Mormons started writing a fanfiction"
#5 - macabrealucard (10/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I like all the movies cause the bad guy is the coolest
#4 - cjwers (10/03/2013) [-]
That... shouldn't be... so true...
That... shouldn't be... so true...
#30 - erpetrich (10/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
And Scientology is that 						******					 film that no one likes but the fanboys can't admit its not that great.
And Scientology is that ****** film that no one likes but the fanboys can't admit its not that great.
#38 - mattdoggy (10/04/2013) [-]
this is a perfect way to describe it   
thank you for sharing
this is a perfect way to describe it
thank you for sharing
#43 - batwill **User deleted account** (10/04/2013) [-]
Yay! A funny religion post that doesn't cause a ********* !
#10 - doktorpaj (10/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#8 - ddrwannabe (10/04/2013) [-]
Wow. You know you've been on this site for too long when I thought the word was molesters, not Muslims.
#39 - royalunicorn (10/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#23 - abdullahmag (10/04/2013) [+] (4 replies)
the first sentence is wrong.
Muslims do believe Jesus was the messiah.
#6 - Qweeaf (10/04/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Funny, but not necessarily accurate:   
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_in_Islam   
   
Isa Ibn Maryam ( Arabic: عيسى, Transliteration: ʿĪsā ), known as Jesus in the New Testament, is considered to be a Messenger of God and the Masih (Messiah) in Islam[1] who was sent to guide the Children of Israel (banī isrā'īl) with a new scripture, the Injīl or Gospel.[2]
Funny, but not necessarily accurate:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_in_Islam

Isa Ibn Maryam ( Arabic: عيسى, Transliteration: ʿĪsā ), known as Jesus in the New Testament, is considered to be a Messenger of God and the Masih (Messiah) in Islam[1] who was sent to guide the Children of Israel (banī isrā'īl) with a new scripture, the Injīl or Gospel.[2]
#26 to #11 - Qweeaf (10/04/2013) [-]
The first thing the dude in the content said was "Moslems" don't believe Jesus was the messiah, however, that is not true.
#68 - GojenMana (10/04/2013) [-]
Somewhat related.
#58 - shadecrenshaw (10/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Moslems.

MOSLEMS.

**** man this is a failure at spelling, not grammar! I don't know how I'm supposed to react to this **** !
User avatar #67 to #58 - Jesusnipples (10/04/2013) [-]
It can be spelled both ways. Like color and colour, or honor and honour, or Miley Cyrus and crazy slut
#37 - rabidaardvark (10/04/2013) [-]
Finally someone explains it in a way I can understand
Finally someone explains it in a way I can understand
User avatar #21 - stefanieg (10/04/2013) [-]
Mormons write bible fanfiction.. so true and funny i almost choked on my water
#42 - kotos (10/04/2013) [-]
So Jesus leaned into Joseph Smith's ear and whispered tenderly, "Spread my word of god."

With crimson cheeks from the love burning deeply inside he replied, "A..Anything for you Jesus kun!"
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