Rekt. . called I Sluts. yqu.. Sluts, sluts, I sluts. Sluts get when I sluts. No if's, and's or but's. I sluts. I sluts. Nice girls are nice but no good for nut-sucking, You'll need a serene

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#86 - bigcdizzle (07/05/2014) [-]
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Your content "Rekt" made it into the #1 spot with 1174 thumbs up!   
   
This is the first time I've ever made top spot. THank you all for taking my top spot virginity!
Your content "Rekt" made it into the #1 spot with 1174 thumbs up!

This is the first time I've ever made top spot. THank you all for taking my top spot virginity!
User avatar #12 - kingtacozz (07/04/2014) [+] (11 replies)
Sluts, sluts, I **** sluts.
Sluts get ****** when I **** sluts.
No if's, and's or but's. I **** sluts.
I **** sluts. Nice girls are nice but no good for nut-sucking,
You'll need a serene night to green-light a butt ******* ,
But that'll be easy with sleazy old slut ******* .
Boo to the nice girls. Praise be to slut ******* !
I have a list. A list? Yes a list of all the sluts I've missed.
I've never ****** or sucked these sluts and thus my nuts are ******* pissed.
So when I **** the lucky slut my nut removes her from the list.
Another dumb cum-bucket struck from my nut sucking,
Suck it slut, slut ******* bucket-list.
Sluts can be white, black, brown, pink, or almond.
They can be skinny with big tits or be skinny with small ones.
Sluts can be perky, preppy or posh with their brains and their clothes all shrunk from the wash.
But other sluts are pretty and funny and smart.
These sluts can lift all your thoughts from your dick to your heart.
They can talk about science, music, or art.
They can put you together or they can pull you apart.
But don't trust these sluts, don't, don't you dare.
They'll force you to trust them and love them and care.
And then they'll be gone and then you'll be aware
Of that hole in your heart that that dumb slut left there.
#26 - acksl ONLINE (07/04/2014) [+] (24 replies)
This dude is exactly 138 day older than me. He is more successful, more talented and probably a whole lot funnier than I am.

I like him but it depresses me a little bit
User avatar #5 - diedede (07/04/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I don't know why did I expect something funny when I searched "I **** sluts"
#23 - oneaboveall (07/04/2014) [+] (4 replies)
#14 - buckyforever ONLINE (07/04/2014) [+] (6 replies)
This is from Bo Burnhams' show 'What'.  You can watch the whole thing on Netflix if you have it.
This is from Bo Burnhams' show 'What'. You can watch the whole thing on Netflix if you have it.
User avatar #16 to #14 - timbic (07/04/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejc5zic4q2A The Whole thing on youtube for those who do not have netflix.
User avatar #21 - wastelandgunner (07/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Sauce Bo Burnham - I Fuck Sluts (Legendado PT-BR)
#6 - splyt (07/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
role*
#2 - include (07/04/2014) [-]
#53 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (07/05/2014) [+] (2 replies)
To: Bo Burnham
#59 - theaveragejoe (07/05/2014) [-]
because I couldn't control my stools
because I couldn't control my stools
#72 - dasboof (07/05/2014) [-]
I love this salty 						************
I love this salty ************
User avatar #22 - cptmongtard (07/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Saw Bo live in my hometown when he toured with What. Loved it and got to meet him. Dude's awesome and a really sweet guy!
User avatar #10 - flamingpie (07/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejc5zic4q2A

Here's the full stand up if you're curious, this particular part takes place around 14:10
#1 - thatdeafguy (07/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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#79 - teranin ONLINE (07/05/2014) [+] (3 replies)
ITT people prove Nietzsche right
#85 to #81 - teranin ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
That wasn't the picture I thought I clicked!
That wasn't the picture I thought I clicked!
#3 - AllYourBase (07/04/2014) [+] (15 replies)
Bitch got rekt m8.
#49 to #40 - shabadaka (07/05/2014) [-]
>name is animeiscancer
>not trolling
0/10

didn't even try going fast
#80 - wilfredfanforever (07/05/2014) [-]
Bo Burnham is probably the most talented musician there is and raps better than every artist I've heard. He plays piano, guitar, the oboe, and I am sure there's more. Plus, the guy is 						*******					 hilarious.
Bo Burnham is probably the most talented musician there is and raps better than every artist I've heard. He plays piano, guitar, the oboe, and I am sure there's more. Plus, the guy is ******* hilarious.
User avatar #65 - angelmitskano (07/05/2014) [-]
Every time this is posted, it makes front page.
I feel like this might be important information.
#57 - anonymous (07/05/2014) [-]
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