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User avatar #1 - coldclaws (01/09/2016) [-]
Poor kid, he has to listen to twice the dad jokes
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#123 to #1 - ronjeremysweiner (01/10/2016) [-]
ya but hes also gonna get a kickass bb gun when hes olde enough
#73 to #1 - veryfahnyjokes (01/10/2016) [-]
plus god hates his parents
#85 to #80 - ubercron (01/10/2016) [-]
he's right you know
User avatar #87 to #73 - kibuza ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Well Santa hates my parents because they always sign the ****** gifts as from him. I guess we both have to deal with imaginary judgement then.
#90 to #87 - veryfahnyjokes (01/10/2016) [-]
uh-oh euphoric, atheist redditer detected
User avatar #92 to #90 - kibuza ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Never even been on reddit except maybe to get access to the crack for MGSV back when it came out ( cuz **** Konami I ain't paying them )

You were obviously trolling so I just trolled back. Get over it.

uh-oh ignorant, theist fox news anchor detected.
#93 to #92 - veryfahnyjokes (01/10/2016) [-]
Except for I wasn't trolling, I was joking. Try to go outside and ride a bike or something.
User avatar #94 to #93 - kibuza ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
What does riding a bike have to do with anything... cool ad hominem

You automatically assuming all Atheists are fat, redditing fedora neckbeads is akin to me assuming all Christians are like the Westboro Church or all Muslims are like ISIL...

Anyways, you think I took your comment seriously and so you took mine seriously. Guess that's the problem with no inflection on the internet. I'm just gonna ignore you now since you obviously just want to bolster stereotypes.

Also **** riding a bike. It's ****** raining / snowing out.

#95 to #94 - veryfahnyjokes (01/10/2016) [-]
I didn't even read all of that but I think you might be overthinking it kid. Again, go ride a bike. I was suggesting you should spend some time off FJ because you automatically assumed I was trolling like that's the only possibility. That's all.
#76 to #73 - veryfahnyjokes (01/10/2016) [-]
sorry, "parents"
#99 to #73 - cannibalvegan ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
He sure does, little one.
#83 to #73 - bigswingingrichard (01/10/2016) [-]
I'm the only one who thought that was actually funny.
User avatar #100 to #83 - cannibalvegan ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Why is Stevie Wonder so happy?

Because he doesn't know he's a ****** .
#124 to #1 - turbanmasher (01/10/2016) [-]
At least there's no "you mom" jokes
User avatar #86 to #1 - payseht (01/10/2016) [-]
yeah, but none of the mum nagging...
User avatar #98 to #1 - angelusprimus (01/10/2016) [-]
Could be worse.
If he had two moms he would never be able to do anything.
"Mom can I go to Bobby's for dinner?"
"I don't know, ask your mother."
"Mom, can I go to Bobby's for dinner?"
"I don't know, ask your mother."
User avatar #20 to #1 - vorarephilia (01/10/2016) [-]
Dad i'm hungry
hi hungry i'm dad
hi dad i'm dad
hi dad i'm dad
hi dad i'm dad
hi dad i'm dad
hi dad i'm dad
hi dad i'm dad
hi dad i'm dad
hi dad i'm dad
hi dad i'm dad
hi dad i'm dad
hi dad i'm dad
hi dad i'm dad
User avatar #22 to #20 - shumdek ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
It's an infinite loop D:
#23 to #22 - vorarephilia (01/10/2016) [-]
Well that's love for you
User avatar #24 to #23 - shumdek ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Well, with that theory the sadness of my life doesn't seem to be as bad then.

Infinite loops meaning love and all. Thanks man.
User avatar #53 to #24 - mrfinnt (01/10/2016) [-]
10 hours of "What is love" (Jim Carrey, v.2) dont hurt me, dont hurt me
User avatar #66 to #53 - shumdek ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
No. nono. Not again. I've done this so many times. I think I've listened to that 10 hours version like 4 times. Send help.
User avatar #65 to #20 - andimac ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
More likely to be: Dad, I'm hungry.
Here, have some soup.

As its an advert.
#3 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
You don't like gay marriage? You have a cold heart!
#77 to #3 - veryfahnyjokes (01/10/2016) [-]
Next think you know, there's ads with pedophiles
#107 to #77 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
Subway.
User avatar #21 to #3 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
You do not have to like it, I'm not a fan of intestinal parasites but those exist too.
User avatar #38 to #3 - dreygur (01/10/2016) [-]
Not liking it is okay, but going "it disgusts me" on public domain is a tad different
User avatar #4 to #3 - fatsigurd (01/09/2016) [-]
you actively try to prevent two adults who love each other from getting married, then yea, you have a cold ******* heart
User avatar #7 to #4 - thechosentroll (01/10/2016) [-]
Saving them from the pain and suffering of marriage doesn't seem very cold-hearted to me.
User avatar #8 to #7 - fatsigurd (01/10/2016) [-]
no women, no cry
#9 to #8 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
two women two cry though.
#60 to #8 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
AS IT WAS LOG WOOD BURNING THROUGH THE NIGHT
#81 to #4 - enlightednatzie (01/10/2016) [-]
Its a fre country, but not free enough to like another man.
User avatar #5 to #4 - castereleven (01/10/2016) [-]
Nah, I just don't want them with kids.
User avatar #6 to #5 - fatsigurd (01/10/2016) [-]
what, do you think they'll recruit them into their satanic sex cult?
they're just people, their relationships aren't fetish fests, they're just like any other couple who wishes to build a family
#74 to #6 - veryfahnyjokes (01/10/2016) [-]
It'll confuse the kids. They'll think it's okay for gay people to have kids.
User avatar #106 to #74 - Ruspanic (01/10/2016) [-]
very fahny joke
#11 to #6 - norskee (01/10/2016) [-]
Gays will never be fully accepted. Kids with 2 dads, atleast when they're young, are going to go through a **** ton of bullying.
I don't give a **** if fags want to marry, not my business, but you're just begging for a kid to be **** on by making the kid have 2 dads.

Just like with gay marriage, give fags kids, then soon the pedophiles will want the same rights. Pedos piggy back off gays so much it's no wonder there's still hate for gays.
User avatar #27 to #11 - victorydanceofc (01/10/2016) [-]
Maybe you should a) teach your ****** little kids not to bully

there is no b
User avatar #26 to #11 - meganinja (01/10/2016) [-]
What a perfect combination of fallacies.
#96 to #11 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
Kids with autistic retards as parents will be bullied too, so I guess that means no kids for you either.
#109 to #11 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
how could they possibly ride off of homosexual rights activism?
User avatar #36 to #13 - YllekNayr (01/10/2016) [-]
This guy has no ******* idea how percentages work
#43 to #36 - brainbug (01/10/2016) [-]
Tell me what he got wrong.
#56 to #43 - pridefulmatthew (01/10/2016) [-]
Literally everything after he mentioned the percentage of homosexuals is.
User avatar #52 to #13 - mrwalkerfour (01/10/2016) [-]
somebody didnt learn how statistics work did they

User avatar #131 to #52 - renespar (01/10/2016) [-]
he then proceeded to go home and get more totally true facts from /pol/
#110 to #5 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
yeah man how cruel of them, how dare they take a child that someone else have abadoned.
#61 to #5 - kingxcvii (01/10/2016) [-]
Same here. I have this friend with two Dads and he hates himself and wished they never picked him up. I tell him at least he got a nice home but he gets bullied a lot because of it and is,kinda suicidal. Like I know he won't do it but he is way down in the dumps. RIP
User avatar #31 to #5 - castereleven (01/10/2016) [-]
you're all degenerates.
#78 - kanadetenshi (01/10/2016) [-]
>Be some random corporate brand
>Need a good commercial strategy
>Make some half-assed LGBT themed advertisement
>Wait for the two butthurt comments talking about how the gays are evil
>Spam those two comments on reddit and tumblr to show how homophobia is still rampant guize
>Get thousands of comments from internet slacktivists who think they're brave and progressive, followed by media attention.
>yfw you're being praised as a brave, progressive, forward thinking company while all you care about is the free advertisement you get from the suckers who think you actually give a ****
User avatar #12 - rundas (01/10/2016) [-]
I thought we were past the "bigoted homophobe gets DESTROYED with tolerance and sassiness" stage of "humor."
User avatar #135 to #12 - renespar (01/10/2016) [-]
it'll stop about the same time the people like Kim get that people find their bigotry retarded and they either get over it or just keep their mouth shut
#32 to #12 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
40% of FJ are gay/bisexual tho
So yea, you're in the wrong ******* territory buddy.
Step out of line and we'll bite you back, cunt
#70 to #32 - kingpongthedon (01/10/2016) [-]
Your stat is a little off, it's actually 100% of FJ is fags.
User avatar #33 to #32 - rundas (01/10/2016) [-]
Oh **** I got on the wrong side of the gay mafia
pls don't bite me I don't want AIDS
#47 to #33 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
bit late for that hope, don't ya think?
#54 to #32 - alarubra (01/10/2016) [-]
Where are you getting this statistic?
User avatar #37 to #12 - YllekNayr (01/10/2016) [-]
>>#13

It's still necessary for some ******* reason
#45 to #37 - brainbug (01/10/2016) [-]
How is this "humour" going to convince anyone? If anything it alienates them.
User avatar #134 to #45 - renespar (01/10/2016) [-]
it's not trying to convince them, it's saying either stop being a jackass or you'll be the butt of a joke, social shaming works wonders for idiots
User avatar #108 to #12 - Ruspanic (01/10/2016) [-]
how is this any different from other "rekt" humor?
The main thing that's funny here is that Customer Service posted it.
User avatar #30 to #12 - yugiohkris ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
I wish, I wish we past most things but we're not.
User avatar #39 to #30 - Shiny ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Wouldn't it make sense for political **** to have its own channel?
User avatar #40 to #39 - yugiohkris ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
User avatar #41 to #40 - Shiny ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Channel, not board.
User avatar #42 to #41 - yugiohkris ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Oh well if you want you can look here /channels/
User avatar #58 to #12 - huszti (01/10/2016) [-]
we are but this is a repost so we have to thumb it up.
#82 to #12 - enlightednatzie (01/10/2016) [-]
Eeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, it beats the same old feminazi ''jokes'' that gets reposted over and over.
User avatar #71 - ieatbengay (01/10/2016) [-]
if they had left out the last line it would have been a much better response

better to be completely positive than try to rekt someone
User avatar #84 to #71 - herbolifee (01/10/2016) [-]
Lol **** that
User avatar #72 to #71 - wilburn (01/10/2016) [-]
i would disagree.
User avatar #112 to #71 - brobathehutt (01/10/2016) [-]
No way man that was the funniest part.
User avatar #17 - gedoushinken (01/10/2016) [-]
What if she was complaining about the commercial itself rather than attacking homosexuality?
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User avatar #44 to #17 - listerthepessimist (01/10/2016) [-]
then she should've been more specific
User avatar #28 - victorydanceofc (01/10/2016) [-]
I don't think two men should be able to have kids

nobody should have to endure that many dad jokes

insert disclaimer of not being serious here
#105 - swedishassassin (01/10/2016) [-]
Well, I'm honestly irritated because Cambell's commercial was purposely trying to cause controversy.

The set-up was made to point out they're a gay couple, not just a 'oh by the way' part. They did this hoping people would make comments like that above so people would be talking about this commercial, and thus Campbell's. Yeah, maybe a few radical people would refuse to get their product, but most who even disagreed wouldn't be passionate enough to boycott, and libtards now go out of their way to buy it to 'support them'.

It's a cheap corporate move to cause conversation traffic around their products. It was a really poor quality commercial in the sense of not being really funny in any way, and was just trying to stoke a fire for their monetary gain.
#114 to #105 - flufflepuff (01/10/2016) [-]
someone knows how business works

I wonder if anyone realized this about oreo too
User avatar #59 - GradyFTW (01/10/2016) [-]
This commercial didn't bother me but I think it's ******* annoying how every commercial these days has to do something that says "We care about all types of people!" Just show your damn product. There was a commercial (I think it was mccormick) with a family eating dinner. The mom was white dad was black and kid was asian like what?
User avatar #79 to #59 - itskennyandjosh ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
There's been racial diversity type commercials for years i don't see why people have to complain when there's gay people in them now
#75 - veryfahnyjokes (01/10/2016) [-]
Look two gay guys and a kid!!! Qucik buy our **** becuz we're soooo progressive. Unlez ur a homophobe in that case Uh-oh!
User avatar #111 to #75 - brobathehutt (01/10/2016) [-]
Now hold on a moment, campbells suggested that he, too, buy a can of their chicken noodle soup to warm his cold dead heart. Campbells don't care who you are they just want you to buy their **** .
#10 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
I really don't get why this is funny. Fake account and an unoriginal insult
User avatar #104 to #49 - moorgar (01/10/2016) [-]
>Choosing Campbell over Royco

royco cup a soup
#128 - yunablade (01/10/2016) [-]
**yunablade used "*roll picture*"**
**yunablade rolled image**

I already loved your product.

Now I just want to have soup babies with you.
#137 to #115 - renespar (01/10/2016) [-]
me while looking at these, /pol/ is over that way
#119 to #118 - sirkanesixtytwo (01/10/2016) [-]
Stop pretending like homosexuality is normal.
User avatar #88 - catkyte ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
it always throws me when i remember that there are still people out there that hate others based on such a stupid concept like sexual orientation. why does it matter to you personally that two guys like to have sword fights in the comfort of a public bathroom.
User avatar #89 to #88 - syntheticdoll (01/10/2016) [-]
We hate people because they are demisexual trigendered pyrofoxkins so to a level we hate people too based on their sexual orienttions.
Then again I don't care because I dn't hate gays beause they don't try to shove their sexuality down my throat (pun not intented)
User avatar #91 to #89 - catkyte ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
people who base their entire persona on their sexuality are beyond annoying. like its cool if something in particular gets you off, but i personally don't give a **** about it lol.
#50 - lookatmyhouseofwax ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
rekt
#34 - scaryhumor (01/10/2016) [-]
shrekt
User avatar #2 - misternobodie (01/09/2016) [-]
I really really wanna believe that this is real...
User avatar #55 to #2 - alarubra (01/10/2016) [-]
It totally is. If by real, you mean actually something that was posted on FB and responded to in that manner. The person responding isn't official though. It's a fake account that responded to a lot of people responding to that commercial.

Warning: Spoiler spoils happiness.
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