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4 I-] random_ honers 876 poeng 7 hours ago
we I' m a guy who masturbates on Omega
permanence laugh: rapport's um gull rarer
4 I-] Thermerchant 386 poeng 3 hours ago
we I once had a nice chat with a dude on Omega Perfectly nice person. Then he just went "alright, I have to go show my
dick to some people now“.
I cracked up and asked him why - ".. I don' t really know“.
And then he was gone.
permanence laugh: foreldre rapport's um gull rarer
4 I-] 59 poeng an hour ago
we He' s the hero that Omegle needs.
permanence laugh: foreldre rapport's um gull rarer
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Submitted: 08/18/2014
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User avatar #3 - futaprincess (08/18/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I asked a man once why he did it.
He told me " Sometimes people ask me to do things with it"
"like what?", I asked
"Someone earlier asked me to do a helicopter"
And that was that.
#8 - auryn (08/18/2014) [+] (5 replies)
A few years ago when I was bored I'd went on Omegle and used a video of a pretty girl behind her webcam as my webcam screen so people would think I was her.   
I would just make them do silly things like balancing their shoes on their head or similar stuff and in return I would show my boobs, which ofcourse I never did.   
   
This one kid, about a year of 12, desperately kept asking if I would show my boobs.   
He was sitting in the kitchen, and in the background behind him I saw big wooden cooking utensils hanging on the wall.   
I told him I'd show him my boobs if he'd stick that huge wooden spoon up his bunghole.   
   
With little hesitation he grabbed the spoon, pulled down his pants, stood on the chair with his butt facing my way, spread his cheeks, and right in front of the webcam tried to forcefully insert this enormous wooden spoon.   
   
MFW   
   
That was the last time I went on Omegle.
A few years ago when I was bored I'd went on Omegle and used a video of a pretty girl behind her webcam as my webcam screen so people would think I was her.
I would just make them do silly things like balancing their shoes on their head or similar stuff and in return I would show my boobs, which ofcourse I never did.

This one kid, about a year of 12, desperately kept asking if I would show my boobs.
He was sitting in the kitchen, and in the background behind him I saw big wooden cooking utensils hanging on the wall.
I told him I'd show him my boobs if he'd stick that huge wooden spoon up his bunghole.

With little hesitation he grabbed the spoon, pulled down his pants, stood on the chair with his butt facing my way, spread his cheeks, and right in front of the webcam tried to forcefully insert this enormous wooden spoon.

MFW

That was the last time I went on Omegle.
User avatar #11 - invshika (08/18/2014) [-]
I had a nice conversation with a pretty girl and her friend on Omegle once.





Once.
User avatar #1 - drl (08/18/2014) [+] (2 replies)
i sometimes dress as a banana and dance to ymca on omegle
User avatar #6 to #1 - lunarmage (08/18/2014) [-]
Because you're lol so random xD and have a collection of cat videos on Tumblr?
#2 - anonymous (08/18/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I tried it once, masturbating on Omegle. I was able to do it for maybe five minutes before I had to stop. There were so many other dicks I couldn't handle it. Had to watch my favorite porn vid to make myself feel hetero again
#10 to #2 - firesky (08/18/2014) [-]
Should have written "no homo" beforehand
User avatar #17 - wobblewub ONLINE (08/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>You're now connected to a random stranger
>"M"
>"M"
>You're conversational partner has disconnected.

Pretty much sums up my experiences on omegle.
#15 - dodosareextinct (08/18/2014) [-]
I get my guitar and sing "Never Gonna Give You Up" to people.
Not because I think it's "lol so funny rickroll." I just really like that song.
User avatar #4 - kanatana (08/18/2014) [-]
**kanatana rolled user lightarcanine ** Do you ever show your dick on Omegle?
#22 - tacodestroyer (08/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
i don't show my dick on omegle, but apparently truffle shuffling is NOT okay.
User avatar #20 - ImsoObvious (08/19/2014) [-]
Around the end of june me and 2 friends were browsing omegle around 1 am. we met this girl, decent 7/10. found out she lived 15 minutes from us. she said we were all hot. after small talk we got her to show her tits and twerk for us. Then she asked if we wanted to hangout. we were down. but then she was ************ and talking to her ugly friend. we got her number and she started sending my friend nudes, then she said she couldnt leave because it got too late but she wanted some dick in the morning. So my friend and I woke up at 9 am on the quest for omegle poon, she said shed **** my friend and blow me. we drive to her location at some park, shes with her ugly friend. Her friend sees us and literally runs away like we're pedophiles, it was funny. then the girl gets in our car. its awkward as **** , eventually we park at a school parking lot. eventually things start picking up, i leave my car so my friend can bang her. about 20 minutes later my friend calls me "Tyler, its time to get some head". oh boy oh boy.jpg. i come back to my car as theyre getting dressed, smells like hot sweaty butt sex. yuck. my friend leaves, im in the car alone with her. Start wondering what a special type of whore you have to be to **** and suck two random guys you met over the internet not even 10 hours ago. she says "id kiss you but I have dick breath". im grossed out at this point and pass on the blowjob, to this day i slightly regret passing up the head but oh well, plenty more to come. I call up my friend and we go home. ps, my friend didnt develope an std.

tldr; my friend ****** a girl we met on omegle in the back of my car
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