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Red. Sorry about the watermark.. fila I Anonymous 5: 25: 12 No. 1 536299/ l " E I had an imaginary friend named Red when iwas 5.. we would play in my room when

Sorry about the watermark.

fila
I Anonymous 5: 25: 12 No. 1 536299/ l " E
I had an imaginary friend named Red when iwas 5..
we would play in my room when ever morn and dad would haht... so we played amt.
my mom wouid drink alot, and she care of me or my brother.
my dad tried to take care of use, but he was always gone at work.
one day my mom packed her bag while my dad was at work.
she started wathcing to the from door and said to me and my brother
T am teaming, tell your dad when he gets hone"
i knew i couldnt stop her, but to slow her down i said
need to say goodbye to Red first.'
she iodised i was a retard and said
Grow the met: up!"
and left
that was the last thing my moth er ever said to me.
that was the last dart ever saw Red.
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#2 - ahmurica (12/06/2015) [-]
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#92 to #2 - nephtus (12/07/2015) [-]
It was already posted recently, but I still find it quite related
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#94 to #92 - irishjohnny (12/07/2015) [-]
I never get tired of that.
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User avatar #114 to #92 - jamesten (12/07/2015) [-]
it sounds like a mix of russian, french, and japanese
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#17 - felixjarl (12/06/2015) [-]
He no longer needed Red to silence the fights because there would be no more fights.

Happy story i say.
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#101 to #17 - countmerchant (12/07/2015) [-]
Holy **** thats deep
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#137 to #101 - felixjarl (12/07/2015) [-]
Meh, i just wanted to say something happy.
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#64 to #17 - anon (12/07/2015) [-]
You see good in bad, I like your philosophy.
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#6 - dashgamer (12/06/2015) [-]
GIF
My father left my mother in the lurch as soon as he found out she was pregnant. They were juniors in high school.
I first saw him when I was about eight years old. He slept on a bare mattress in his living room. The whole place was a mess. I played a videogame for half an hour and that was it.
Ten years or so later, I'd enlisted and was at an advanced MOS school when the guy added me on Facebook and asked for money.

My mom was with two other ****** dudes during my childhood. One locked me in my room throughout a day when I was three or four and wouldn't let me out even to go to the pisser. I sat there drenched in urine staring at the sunset waiting miserably for my mom to come home.
This guy was also there when I was learning to read. I kept forgetting what the word Cinderella was. It wasn't in my vocabulary, it was long... it was just too much of an exotic word for my nascent mind to remember. He got frustrated with the way I kept getting stuck on it and yanked me up by my hair and held me there while whacking me, all right in front of my mother.

My second stepdad was an alcoholic. He took me up into the Idaho mountains one day with a shotgun and a twelve-pack. No ear pro. No targets. We pulled over on the side of the highway and he had me, a seven year old kid, spray buckshot at the meandering ribbon of asphalt on the top of a mountain. When I complained that it was hurting my ears, that I didn't want to shoot any more, he pulled off his belt, so I shot more anyway. Then, to top off a day of terrible irresponsibility, he flipped his jeep while driving back down to town. Roads in Idaho are perilous sometimes and this one was no exception with a nonexistent shoulder leading off into a straight drop of hundreds of feet. If he'd been driving in the other direction, if it had been a right turn rather than a left, if I had been older and weighed more, I'd be dead. But we didn't careen off the cliff face initially. Thankfully we ended up suspended upside down.
This genius' brain worked in mysterious ways. He told me to start rocking with him. I had no idea how stupid this was at the time, so I went ahead and rocked from side to side. The jeep started to mimic our movement... and we flipped back over. It balanced on its right two tires for a petrifying half second in which I saw just how far down the base of the cliff was, and then we were back on the road.

People are **** . There needs to be a parenting license in the same way there is a driver's license, but with much more stringent requirements for qualification.
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#9 to #6 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
lol
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#65 to #9 - dezzka (12/07/2015) [-]
>father left at a young age
>locked in a room all day pissing himself
>forced to hurt ears by shooting a gun
>almost died in a car crash
>lol
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User avatar #15 to #6 - iqequalzero (12/06/2015) [-]
Nevermind, just read comment 8
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#58 to #6 - yourmommaohhh (12/07/2015) [-]
**yourmommaohhh used "*roll picture*"**
**yourmommaohhh rolled image**So this is why you hate "rolling" pictures
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User avatar #59 to #58 - demonlordxsixtyfor (12/07/2015) [-]
Savage
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#7 to #6 - exotic (12/06/2015) [-]
I'm terribly sorry.
I'm terribly sorry.
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#8 to #7 - dashgamer (12/06/2015) [-]
I'm not.
My mom was great and got her Master's while raising me from the age of 17. She's a trooper.
My third stepdad is a great guy and I consider him to be my father.
Those ****** people, they are just stories for me to tell.
Another tale; Mr. Shotgun made me come in and watch this really weird three hour movie about a teenager trying to get laid by a bunch of bikini-clad, busty chicks. I couldn't have been older than six or seven. **** was weird.
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#30 to #8 - littlefish (12/06/2015) [-]
You didn't like to see busty bikini chicks when you were six years old!?What are you gay? Sorry to hear about your ****** stepfathers, hope it didn't **** you up too bad
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#39 to #32 - srgfernandez (12/06/2015) [-]
GIF
Gay huh?
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#41 to #8 - lplplplp (12/06/2015) [-]
You've been through a lot of **** and yet you're still an optimist. Good for you man.
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User avatar #14 to #6 - iqequalzero (12/06/2015) [-]
So, not to make this any worse or anything, but was your mother **** as well? Did she just accept the **** they put your through?
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User avatar #54 to #6 - urs (12/06/2015) [-]
Don't really agree with "parenting requiring a license" though... none of us knows how we will react to children. We just change.
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#55 to #6 - Bobtheblob (12/06/2015) [-]
Is this how *********** are created? Being abused at an early age? I'm sorry though, that's awful.
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#73 to #55 - dashgamer (12/07/2015) [-]
GIF
Now I am the ********** and not the faggots spamming rolls. Right.
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#35 to #6 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
No offense, but your mom seems kind of stupid for dating them in the first place
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User avatar #36 to #35 - GDUBBS (12/06/2015) [-]
She may have not been able to support him by herself and as a result jumped to anyone who could support them rather than be on the streets or live in poverty. Theres many reasons she could have been with them, you would have to ask her to know the truth and even she might not know
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#38 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
My father died while I was 11 and It really affected my life

my mother died this October while I was in school

I'm 16 now but don't worry guys I have two older brothers who take care of me

Please fj say goodbye to your parents before you leave the house
because I forgot to say goodbye before going to school
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#107 to #38 - rokulda (12/07/2015) [-]
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User avatar #120 to #38 - sphincterface (12/07/2015) [-]
Jesus, man...I'm so sorry.

I couldn't even imagine what it would be like to have your parents gone. I should remember to hug my mom before I leave tomorrow. :/
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#47 to #38 - therealkakashi (12/06/2015) [-]
Damn son.
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#11 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
My father chose video games over staying with my mother...

Well, my mother moved to another country (together with me), learned the language in 3-4 months, then began studying for the local form of her major, found herself a job in medicine after a relatively short time (we were living with a friend she met a decade earlier), and not too long after she moved out.

Basically, I have two amazing role models. A mother who accomplished everything at an insanely fast pace almost by herself (conveniences aside), and a father who is everything I don't want to be. My mother is starting her own company, somehow manages to have an amazing social life despite spending nearly all her time expanding her knowledge in medicine, psychology, health, etc. and my father decides that there's nothing more in life besides working, eating, and casually playing videogames at the ripe age at 43. One parent's life is at it's peak, while the other decides to decay for another 40 years.
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User avatar #97 to #11 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
Well, his son became an anon. He avoided the disappointment of having worse than no off spring.
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User avatar #89 to #11 - everyziggy (12/07/2015) [-]
Your dad was right when he made his choice anon.
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#91 to #11 - anon (12/07/2015) [-]
Love phrasing it as "two amazing role-models". Awesome life outlook.
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#139 to #91 - rollfourexplain (12/07/2015) [-]
I agree. That's a great way to put it.
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User avatar #31 to #11 - plasticcup (12/06/2015) [-]
>being a casul scrub and not picking videogames.


I'd say you're dad did the right wrong thing
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#43 to #11 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
He chose video games and still stays as a ******* casual gamer.


No wonder your mum left his ass.
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#4 - abrahamsetrakian ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-]
At least she said something before leaving.
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#24 - ganzar (12/06/2015) [-]
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#45 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
I was raped nearly everyday for nine years.

I was addicted to meth when I was 8.

My step dad traded me for meth, I don't know how many people raped me because I was too high.

He stopped rapeing me when I was 12 because he got me pregnant.

He beat me until I miscarried, because he didn't want my mom to find out.

My mom never knew what was going on because she worked the night shift at a nursing home to support the 5 of us on her own.

I finally told my mom when I was 13 because I was scared he would start rapeing me again.

He's been in prison for the last 8 years, and because he took a plea bargain + good behavior, he's getting out of prison next year.

I have kids now, and I'm terrified he's going to find me and kill them just to make me suffer more.

On the bright side my mom and I have a great relationship now, and thanks to intensive therapy/rehab I live a pretty normal life.
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User avatar #121 to #45 - sphincterface (12/07/2015) [-]
I really want to think this is fake.
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#141 to #121 - anon (12/07/2015) [-]
It's not fake.
I'm posting all of this **** privately, because I don't want people to think of me like I'm some type of ******* victim.
**** like this happens a lot more often than people would like to think.
Just be as involved with your kids as much as you possibly can.
Don't trust anyone with your kids, because the only time you know they're truly safe, is when they're with you.
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User avatar #108 to #45 - sgtmajjohnson ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
Giving that a "funny" thumb was a really odd feeling...
But seriously, if that's true, your stepdad is human filth and I hope he dies alone and in pain, while you live a happy and comfortable life.
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#142 to #108 - anon (12/07/2015) [-]
I'm actually very surprised he hasn't been killed yet.
In the U.S. prison system, pedophiles get raped and killed all the time.
I know he's not in gen pop, so I suppose that's probably why he's still alive.
Thank you though, I am pretty happy now, and I have a pretty decent life.
People like you make me appreciate what I have more.
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User avatar #143 to #142 - sgtmajjohnson ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
I don't see how people even do **** like that. Do they not look in a mirror and realize how abysmally awful a person they are? I would listen to lolollo and masanori, and buy a gun if you can. Self-defense classes are great, but you're unlikely to be able to defend yourself if he comes with any weapon. Make sure the police know about your situation too, though I'm sure you already have. Do you have a restraining order against him? 9 years is way to short a time for such a horrific act, the justice system should realize that someone like that isn't go to change. Hopefully, he never hurts you or anyone else again, but if he's free and unmonitored, there's no guarantee he won't.
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User avatar #144 to #143 - lolollo (12/07/2015) [-]
I know you probably done directly care about an answer to your concern, and I'm in no way justifying any sort of behavior, but I have insight on your bit on "why don't assholes see themselves as assholes".

It's the reinforcement, really. They harbour more reinforcement than they perceive punishment for their actions. Anon's father, even if he directly knows he's **** , probably doesn't care that he's seen as **** , because he cares for the reinforcement than he does see that issue as a punisher.

Another option is that he doesn't see himself as an asshole. It's how human justification works, and is based on a multitude of factors. If I told you certain people thought you were an asshole, chances are you'd go so far as take offense to idea, because you do everything in your power to do everything you find to be justified. It's the same principle.

And then there's the idea he's a legit psychopathy, and for that...well there's a whole goddamn movie on it.
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User avatar #145 to #144 - sgtmajjohnson ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
Oh, I actually understand the psychology behind it. It's just so alien to my brain because I feel bad for accidentally hurting someone's feelings.
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User avatar #146 to #145 - lolollo (12/07/2015) [-]
Yeah, I get that. I'll be able to explain the finer intricacies of someone's behavior while having the capacity to write a 10 page paper on why they need to get their goddamn **** together.
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#149 to #145 - anon (12/07/2015) [-]
He's been diagnosed as a sociopath, that's why he doesn't think he was in the wrong.
I mean, I pity the guy a lot because he's a ******* monster, and he doesn't even know it.
Doesn't really matter though, I'd still kill him if I had to.
And yeah there's a permanent restraining order.
He'll still break it if he's has the chance.
Luckily because of victim's services, you can't find me online, so I have that working for me.
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User avatar #151 to #149 - sgtmajjohnson ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
That's good. He really should rot in prison for life, especially if you're convinced he'll try to hurt you again. Even though sociopaths can't feel empathy, they can still be taught what's right and wrong, so he probably had that combination of **** genetics and **** upbringing.
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#148 to #144 - anon (12/07/2015) [-]
Yeah you actually described it perfectly.
He's been diagnosed as a sociopath, and that why he still thinks he's a good guy, and he raised my brother's and I right.
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User avatar #150 to #148 - lolollo (12/08/2015) [-]
Well......sociopathy is different. Sociopathy is you find reinforcement in observably antisocial factors. Like "rape and murder", not " you don't fart in the elevator". Point still stands though, godspeed...
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User avatar #74 to #45 - lolollo (12/07/2015) [-]
You know one thing you can do, right?

buy a gun for protection
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#79 to #74 - anon (12/07/2015) [-]
I want to get one, but I'm just scared my kids are going to find it.
I know there's things I can do to keep them safe with it, but they're little monsters hell bent on my undoing.
At least I have a ton of swords hanging up.
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#147 to #79 - masanori (12/07/2015) [-]
You can get a safe that opens instantly by reading your fingerprints. Leave the gun loaded inside. Someone comes in, you smack your hand down on it and it opens.
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#61 to #45 - iamhereforthestory (12/07/2015) [-]
tell your husband to ******* wreck his ****
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#80 to #61 - anon (12/07/2015) [-]
He would.
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#102 to #80 - iamhereforthestory (12/07/2015) [-]
So would I if someone would touch my girl, let him, otherwise its gona break him making weak, men need some relive on their insticnts
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#140 to #102 - anon (12/07/2015) [-]
He's been wanting me to take martial arts classes so I'll be able to protect myself.
The only reason why I haven't been able to is due to money issues.
He'll protect me though.
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#48 to #45 - masanori (12/06/2015) [-]
Get a pistol and a license to carry it concealed.
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#52 to #45 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
Jesus... I don't know if that's real or not.

If it is, god damn you poor thing.

If it isn't, get some ******* help you insane person.
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#87 to #52 - anon (12/07/2015) [-]
Thank you.
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#42 - seamusmcmaximus (12/06/2015) [-]
-Get a mascot suit.
-Trick that ************ out to be scary
-Buy your gear online
-Scare your mom, "Say Goodbye to Red!"
-And Then There Was Gun
-YFW bullets and pepper spray don't penetrate the riot gear your wearing under your suit.
-Commence to wailing on her with a large deep sea fish
-no one will believe her story
Tables turned Mater
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#50 to #42 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
Thanks These comments are incredibly depressing. I needed a good laugh.
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#40 - megathen (12/06/2015) [-]
My mom left without a word after my dad came home one day and started throwing **** around right in front of me. She came back several years later, then left again. I feel it.
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#19 to #16 - vladi (12/06/2015) [-]
How come this is so relaxing and comforting?
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#20 to #19 - maximtiger (12/06/2015) [-]
GIF
Have you ever had a good cry in the shower?
At least for me looking at this thing kinda simulates that feeling a bit

also heres something that always makes me feel better
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#21 to #20 - vladi (12/06/2015) [-]
Oh no it's not a sad feeling at all, it's more like rest and relaxation. The calm accordion music while cosily taking a hot shower.
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#22 to #21 - maximtiger (12/06/2015) [-]
GIF
i can totally see that aspect of it too
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User avatar #26 to #16 - boxdweller (12/06/2015) [-]
I recognise the music. Is it from Amelie?
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#62 to #26 - sneezer (12/07/2015) [-]
Great ****** movie. Possibly my favorite of all time
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User avatar #27 to #26 - kibbleking (12/06/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/user/TheTopHattedGamer
found your youtube channel
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User avatar #28 to #27 - boxdweller (12/06/2015) [-]
wat
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User avatar #33 to #28 - kibbleking (12/06/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sAn0Q04VUE
Here found it for you love you
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User avatar #29 to #28 - kibbleking (12/06/2015) [-]
yes
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#81 to #16 - radicalkid (12/07/2015) [-]
You know there is more than one gondola out there.
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User avatar #83 to #81 - maximtiger (12/07/2015) [-]
ye but that one rly speaks too me
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#84 to #83 - radicalkid (12/07/2015) [-]
Well, what ever makes you happy.
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#25 to #16 - benadryl (12/06/2015) [-]
I love Gondola, but I feel like this webm is posted too often, and it's not always relevant to the subject. Let's not make it into a new Pepe or Polandball. I believe Gondola and the message he sends is beyond that.
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#46 to #25 - maximtiger (12/06/2015) [-]
GIF
yeah, thats probably very true, but you have too agree, its a ridiculously relatable little gem

also do you have sauce on that song, its stupid good
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#51 to #46 - howaminotdeadyet (12/06/2015) [-]
metro 2033 OST: Main menu theme
the games as good as the music
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User avatar #53 to #51 - maximtiger (12/06/2015) [-]
have only read the book, ill be sure too look into the game
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#5 - iexs (12/06/2015) [-]
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#37 - totallytito (12/06/2015) [-]
In a way, someone died that day.
An imaginary friend is a projection of your subconscious mind for you to interact with.
Most people can't communicate with their subconscious mind and can't control the thoughts on the back of their head. Very often, it is a one-way communication network, and all that they can do is boss you around and telling you right from wrong.

After all, that is all that they can do if they can't get a proper response back.

It is like being trapped in the back of a car seat, and the driver won't listen to anything you have to say unless you pester them about it. Often times, the things you are pestered with are negative things that bother it and require solutions. You are the only one that can help your subconscious.

So sometimes, it's good to sit in a dark room for an hour, and think.
It is the only way to allow your subconscious mind to be able to transfer information efficiently.
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#13 - ohhh (12/06/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
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#88 - SuperHyperCrazy (12/07/2015) [-]
related, equally as sad
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User avatar #98 to #82 - truesmokewolf (12/07/2015) [-]
Best cover ******* ever.
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#66 - huntergriff ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
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#23 - samoaspider (12/06/2015) [-]
so uh, atleast anon grew the **** up
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#77 to #23 - thempc (12/07/2015) [-]
read it in this voice
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User avatar #12 - paddypancake (12/06/2015) [-]
By the looks of it that mom did the best she ever could by leaving. Some people are just giant assholes and trying to change them is a waste of time.
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#126 - scruffyguy (12/07/2015) [-]
This is why you really gotta wait before you have sex with a woman you're dating. gotta evaluate the bitch first.
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