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Submitted: 07/24/2014
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#2 - thechosentroll (07/24/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Ah yes, Top Gear and cyclists. A match made in comedy heaven.
Ah yes, Top Gear and cyclists. A match made in comedy heaven.
User avatar #19 - flameblaze (07/24/2014) [+] (3 replies)
What if you're red/green colorblind in that situation?
User avatar #21 to #19 - tacotrainone (07/24/2014) [-]
stay inside
#29 - hellol (07/24/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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#76 - anonymous (07/25/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I'm colorblind...
User avatar #78 to #76 - demandsgayversion (07/25/2014) [-]
he clipped the grey wire instead of the grey wire
User avatar #12 - franklyimaperson ONLINE (07/24/2014) [+] (17 replies)
So, amateur bomb technicians, I've always wondered this, say in this scenerio where you have a choice of two wires, like the movies, why is it always a choice between the two wires? Wouldn't it be safer to cut both of the wires, or am I misunderstanding how improvised explosives work
User avatar #16 to #12 - thefates (07/24/2014) [-]
Because one causes detonation, if you cut the wrong one the bomb will just instantly explode instead of having a timer, thus killing you. It would be impossible to cut both at the exact same time.
#30 - muffinssnuffims ONLINE (07/24/2014) [+] (1 reply)
As someone who gets literally everywhere on a bike - yes, there are plenty of douchebags out there who don't know the laws for bikes on streets. That said, that goes for plenty of the drivers too.

I've been hit or had to dodge cars because they were driving in the goddamn bike lane 5 times in the last 3 years. And I don't mean some dinky little shoulder - I'm talking about a clearly separated, painted (with obvious and freshly painted bike man painting thing) obvious bike lanes.

Also, been honked at a bunch of times by idiots on their cell phones yelling at me that I almost hit into them when turning right onto the bike lane on the right side of the road... when turning onto a bike lane where you don't have to cross any lanes, it's not different than a car making a right turn and merging into a lane. Since it's a ******* BIKE lane, I shouldn't have to worry about cars when merging onto it. Shouldn't. I do though, because of how many times the idiot drivers have hit me where I live.

Best part is they all complain how the tourists in the area are horrible, horrible drivers, and almost all the locals are far worse. Almost every time I've been hit or had a close call, it was in the dead of winter at the beach town where I live, so only locals driving.
#67 - imsohigh (07/25/2014) [-]
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#11 - grandmabetty (07/24/2014) [-]
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#55 - violated (07/25/2014) [-]
MFW I'm colorblind and became seriously upset about those two cables
MFW I'm colorblind and became seriously upset about those two cables
#1 - anonymous (07/24/2014) [+] (3 replies)
**** yeah Top Gear.

Imo ads like this would be much more effective rather than some "shocking" or "heartbreaking" ones.
User avatar #36 to #1 - toensix (07/24/2014) [-]
As an asshole cyclist I can attest that both wouldn't work. I don't give a **** .
User avatar #58 - IamSofaKingdom (07/25/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Wait, are the colors different in Europe or something? I thought red meant stop so if he cut red the bomb would stop? I guess the joke just went over my head, better off dead, completely misread I'm over my head.
User avatar #61 to #58 - tinglyturtletaint (07/25/2014) [-]
My guess is when they cut to the ear piece, there was someone speaking in the video saying to cut the green wire. Then he cut the red one implying cyclists don't know how to pay attention to street lights.
#32 - thefifthdoctor ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
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User avatar #9 - altairibnlaahad ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
"Terrorists Win!"
User avatar #73 - obidomkenobi (07/25/2014) [-]
I feel sorry for some cyclists, because they get a bad rep from the rest of them who treat the road like some damn Jedi ninja training course and are then like "muh cycling privurlurges".

My Uncle got hit by a cyclist once. He was sat in his car at the lights, waiting for them to go green. Light turned green, so he drove and turned left, as you do at lights at a T-section when you want to go left. Then WHAM. A cyclist flew right over his bonnet, and broke his neck. When the family tried to sue him, he was glad that CCTV existed and showed he had clearly waited until green to drive, like a normal human being.
#66 - SuperHyperCrazy (07/25/2014) [-]
I thought this was dumb at first, but my friend actually got hit/ran into a car last week because he biked across the street during a red light
User avatar #69 - ninjafart (07/25/2014) [-]
It would be a shame Mr. Bond if this device were to explode in a... VACANT LOT!!! MUAHAHAHA!!!
#82 - greenwithenvy (07/25/2014) [-]
Red you're dead, Green you're clean. Blue you're screw..'d   
 mad bombers pls don't break the code
Red you're dead, Green you're clean. Blue you're screw..'d

mad bombers pls don't break the code
User avatar #24 - frankjeager ONLINE (07/24/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I'm still not sure how people can tell what each wire does just by the color. And if you can, why don't people just use the same color wire for their bombs? Or just paint them the same after they wire them up.
User avatar #65 to #24 - tinglyturtletaint (07/25/2014) [-]
Even though it's only like that in movies, I will say your idea isn't taking it far enough. **** painting them the same.Just switch the color of the wires, but make the bomb look exactly like a well known bomb. Then they are like "Oh that's a (whatever the **** a well known bomb is called) so you just need to cut the green wire." then they cut the green one and it blows the **** up. Or just hide all the wires in another panel underneath, but put all fake wires in the top, like 10 of them, but all of them will cause it to blow up early.
#7 - felixjarl (07/24/2014) [+] (4 replies)
If my eyes are correct. then that is a telephone bomb.

Would it not just be better to turn off the damn telephone?

My knowledge of bombs is limited, so if i am wrong please tell me otherwise.
User avatar #13 to #7 - skypatrol ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
found the sand ******
User avatar #57 - ronyx ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
As a cyclist myself i can safely say that most cyclists in Texas are ******* dumbasses. Every time i see one cyclist in their cool expensive gear, i see them running past stop lights and stop signs. What a ******* bunch of morons, no wonder they get run over.
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