Reasons to fear Canada. lool. REASONS TO FEAR CANADA. BY SEAN CARMAN Ninety percent of population is massed within 100 miles of northern American border. Seems
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Reasons to fear Canada

REASONS
TO FEAR CANADA.
BY SEAN CARMAN
Ninety percent of population is massed within 100
miles of northern American border.
Seems not to mind that one of its provinces has turned
aimed entirely French.
Excessive politeness only makes sense as caver for
something truly sinister. But what?
Citizens seem strangely impervious to cold.
Decriminalization of marijuana and acceptance of gay
marriage without corresponding collapse of swim
institutions indicate Canada may, in fact, be
indestructible.
Has infiltrated entertainment andu my with singers,
actors, and comedians practically indistinguishable
mum their American mum.
Con stays p st below cultural radar yet never
quite disappears.
Parlimanturn government and commonalty judiciary
appear to functions acceptably yet remain completely
inscrutable.
Never had a "disco phase."
Seemingly endless supply of timber, donuts, and
hats with .
Keeps insisting it "has no designs on America" and
only wants peace."
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Submitted: 08/22/2014
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User avatar #1 - qualtor (08/23/2014) [-]
Sounds almost like the populations of Upper Michigan, Minnesota, Montana...
There is no stopping us. We're already here.
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