Reason #583 I don't text my GF. . I' m twine toilet. Please advise.. just act like a normal human being instead of being a knight in dorky armor.

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#8 - dankey (04/22/2014) [+] (6 replies)
just act like a normal human being instead of being a knight in dorky armor.
just act like a normal human being instead of being a knight in dorky armor.
#22 - thomaster (04/22/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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User avatar #1 - shallowandpedantic (04/21/2014) [+] (18 replies)
#27 - anonymous (04/22/2014) [+] (9 replies)
**anonymous rolled image**
#40 to #27 - thebrownydestroyer **User deleted account** (04/22/2014) [-]
#36 - jalthelas (04/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#39 - ykaliber (04/22/2014) [-]
"If you love me, act    
like you give a 						****					"   
   
This would have been the perfect reaction.
"If you love me, act
like you give a **** "

This would have been the perfect reaction.
User avatar #2 - pokimone (04/22/2014) [+] (3 replies)
This sort of stuff. Its weird. People always think girls are a mystical race of romance unicorns. But then you get engaged, and realize, its all an act. Girls and guys are the same, expect girls penises go inside them and have wonderful glorious boobs. I'm sitting there, on the phone with my fiance, and I say something like "You are the light of my life, even the snow falling outside, gently like ten thousand diamonds shimmering in the winter air, cannot compare to your beauty, and the warmth of the fire in front of me is nothing next to the warmth I feel from your love." and all she has to say is "I think I ate too much chipotle, I have to take a wicked **** ." then we procede to have a laugh and meet up to get more chipotle.
#63 - kristovsky (04/22/2014) [-]
*OP rolls 7*
User avatar #17 - vladhellsing (04/22/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I think we can all guess the genders.
User avatar #21 to #19 - vladhellsing (04/22/2014) [-]
A shemale & a hermaphrodite, but good guess anyway.
#24 - Cheyne (04/22/2014) [-]
If you are dressing send me your nudes.
User avatar #12 - misterusername (04/22/2014) [-]
then send me your vagina
#69 - motorbreakfast (04/22/2014) [-]
BRING IT ON!!
#47 - XxLawlietsBitchxX (04/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Joke's on you. I'm a urolagniac.




Joke's on you. I'm a urolagniac.
#70 - AztecJew (04/22/2014) [-]
"If you're on the toilet, Don't give me no **** ."
User avatar #66 - ilbacondeity (04/22/2014) [-]
I'm gettin' tired commenting **** along the lines of "tfw no qt3.1415 gf"
#65 - nationalanthem (04/22/2014) [-]
if you are clingy send me away
User avatar #43 - epicpoke (04/22/2014) [-]
Honestly, I would enjoy to have a lover with that sense of humour.
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#29 - anonymous (04/22/2014) [-]
im fapping.. should i send you my jizz?
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