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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#4 - sandez
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User avatar #73 to #4 - amanaman
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buttsecks?
buttsecks!
User avatar #53 to #4 - pillsmakeitgrow
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That's exactly what I was thinking about
User avatar #107 to #4 - gorginhanson
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you read my god damn mind
#1 - bookyle
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Almost like this one
Almost like this one
#56 to #1 - yetiyitties
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I'm very aroused right now.
#97 to #1 - keybladewarrior
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#15 to #1 - ffinfinity
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I wish I knew what she really said
User avatar #43 to #15 - diegotan
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I think she says "oh... we're on TV!".
#63 to #15 - ryuktg
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'She' said "Wait till you see my dick
#5 - coryxyzagain
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Obligatory.
Obligatory.
#71 to #5 - trash
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Does anyone else think Kristen Wiig is hot as ****?
User avatar #146 to #71 - galoshes
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At first I thought, 'I have no doubt your taste in women is trashy.'

But then I agreed.
#74 to #71 - coryxyzagain
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Is that the chick in the gif?
#76 to #74 - trash
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Yes.
User avatar #113 to #76 - lolme
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So she's not a man? She looks like a teenage boy with a somewhat feminine face.
#78 to #76 - coryxyzagain
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She is hot, yeah. She just looks a little generic to me, like the stereotypical hot.....you know?
#80 to #78 - trash
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uhh, Sure
#10 - whobobwhatpants
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everytime I give a hand job I apparently hurt don't know where im going wrong, so just stick to blowing now ...
#28 to #10 - deathklokiller
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interesting
interesting
#11 to #10 - mrvoodoo
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He-he-hey!
#19 to #10 - anon id: 72452901
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Not too tight, if they're un circumscribed their skin shouldn't go all the way back,
just focus on imagining you're giving a massage, and no matter what,
Don't DON'T DON'T stop when he cums, just don't...
Posting as an Anon because of reasons.
#13 to #10 - draxdiesel
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it's not just you, 90% of women are terrible with their hands and you most likely think the same about guys
#33 to #10 - privatepumpanickel
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its an easy mistake to go too rough. I always do it, the best thing to do is go gently and slowly. Even if when you see them doing it it looks like theyre trying to brutally restrain a flesh-coloured snake...   
What I usually do is join finger and thumb to make a ring shape, and loosely massage around the end area...or what we'd say here the Bell end
its an easy mistake to go too rough. I always do it, the best thing to do is go gently and slowly. Even if when you see them doing it it looks like theyre trying to brutally restrain a flesh-coloured snake...
What I usually do is join finger and thumb to make a ring shape, and loosely massage around the end area...or what we'd say here the Bell end
User avatar #38 to #33 - weinerdick
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...That's how I fap
User avatar #40 to #38 - privatepumpanickel
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its still hard to not go too rough, when youre trying on somebody else
same with guys trying to touch a girl....ive been bruised in the delicates before
User avatar #51 to #40 - gardenmanly
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bruised... dear god that sounds like it hurt... were they punching you or something?

one girl gripped me so tight, I thought she was trying to crush me or something. I had to ask her to please lighten up a little, so like you said, when you're unsure of what they like its best to go gentle and just explore
User avatar #55 to #51 - privatepumpanickel
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I agree. It bruised because they rubbed too hard like I had a clitoris of steel. But its the same the other way round, totally. Because when we see guys masturbate it looks so rough, but it must take skill..
User avatar #57 to #55 - gardenmanly
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wait... you mean... a normal clitoris isn't made of steel??

its just a whole lot easier when you can feel it yourself, and that goes for both men and women. you know exactly how much pressure and speed and everything to use when its your own sensitive bits you're doing it on.

I guess when you do it to others, its just a matter of actually paying attention to the person's physical responses, rather than just treating the most sensitive part on their body like your own personal playground, some people just don't understand that haha
#59 to #51 - anon id: 5ab99c60
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And, when in doubt... just ask them whether you can do something better or not. Puts the confidence to a test - but if the partner's any good, they'll be happy to guide you.
User avatar #44 to #40 - weinerdick
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I think it kind depends on the position, too.
You're not looking down, you looking at it head on, or at least with the head towards you, so it's weird, but if it's head out, then you know what to do
kinda retarded to explain, but I think you get the gist
#66 to #10 - dumbasshunter
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as a guy, i can sat the the mistake my girlfriends makes is that she puts her hands to low down, so she is just yanking skin that isnt supposed to move upward. instead, you should put your hand just below the tip, and exaggerate the downward motion.but only slightly, too much and you will send his dick flying out the skin like an RPG.

unfortunatly, i havn't told her this, as she gets annoyed when i try telling her what feels good. the last time i tried she actually attempted to crush my balls by closing them into her fist.
#67 to #66 - dumbasshunter
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say that thats the mistake my girlfriend makes* god i think i just had a stroke.
say that thats the mistake my girlfriend makes* god i think i just had a stroke.
User avatar #72 to #66 - pjnona
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Know that feel bro, but I eventually manage to tell her what to do, and it goes better.
#20 to #10 - trymeudie
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Suck it, **** it, or leave it alone. You can't touch me like I can on my own.
#48 to #20 - hybredmoon
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This, this is god damned golden.
This, this is god damned golden.
#49 to #20 - ianmcgunny
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Absolutely perfect!
#130 to #20 - anon id: 1c47c30e
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If this isn't top comment in the next few hours.. then everything i know is a lie
#128 to #20 - carlsaganrealness
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This comment is glorious
#93 to #20 - wuggum
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This might be the greatest thing I have ever read.
#17 to #10 - yodaddysofat
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I'm a willing test subject if you wish to practice your technique...
I'm a willing test subject if you wish to practice your technique...
User avatar #147 to #17 - wizzerdofaus
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what if it's a guy.
User avatar #150 to #147 - yodaddysofat
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your point?
User avatar #151 to #150 - wizzerdofaus
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never mind carry on
#2 - bookyle
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"You like that don't you"
#42 - bocatadesesos
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#45 to #42 - alljewsmustdie
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I wont be needing that
I wont be needing that
#85 to #42 - donaldtask
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#118 to #42 - camzore
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#3 - macabrealucard
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i wish she would use my dick as a piece of athletic equipment to help her slim down and build muscle tone if you know what i am saying
#62 to #3 - commontroll
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No. No I do not know what you're saying.
User avatar #6 to #3 - cousin
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It is pretty hard to not know what you are saying.
#16 to #3 - hotschurl
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So that's where this face is from
User avatar #26 to #16 - dansanz
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what i am saying
#41 - picklesand
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#64 - realization
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I was summoned, yes?
User avatar #77 to #64 - zakipu
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Yes, did you bring the light bulb?
#37 - genesimmons
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Annie...................................................
Annie...................................................
#60 to #37 - anon id: bb26f716
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are you ok are you ok annie
#86 to #37 - zetazayinseven
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#70 to #37 - moorbs
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#52 to #37 - lemonpledge
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#84 to #52 - donaldtask
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L'd my A off