Reality, Sigh. Sigh, for porn.. Sometimes it is better to pretend. For instance, I can pretend that Italy gloriously took over the whole world while you pretend I don't exist. I know you're cr shit Real
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#3 - soundofwinter
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(11/18/2013) [+] (6 replies)
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Sometimes it is better to pretend.

For instance, I can pretend that Italy gloriously took over the whole world while you pretend I don't exist.

I know you're crossing your fingers that I won't comment
User avatar #4 to #3 - sadisticsalmon [OP]
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No, I'm beginning to enjoy it now, I'm stickying them all now.
#6 to #4 - soundofwinter
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(11/18/2013) [-]
My influence grows
User avatar #8 to #6 - sadisticsalmon [OP]
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I've learnt to just accept it, you can have my lands Mussolini
#9 to #8 - soundofwinter
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(11/18/2013) [-]
I-I-I actually won something? Without Hitler's help?
User avatar #10 to #9 - sadisticsalmon [OP]
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Yep, it's all yours
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#12 - acorein
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(11/19/2013) [-]
i didn't know the major gave Swedish massages...
User avatar #11 - turkeyslapper
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(11/18/2013) [-]
There is heaps of places you can go to get a Japanese massage, you gotta ask for a female masseuse and always have them use oil.

Most normal massage parlours won't do happy ending, its not impossible to find though.

Don't get a massage from a dude the have rough hands and its gay as hell.
User avatar #5 - tigronn
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(11/18/2013) [-]
i see no problem with the horde and pizza
User avatar #1 - etiology
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(11/18/2013) [-]
This is good, I just hope it doesn't get flagged. Good luck OP.
User avatar #2 to #1 - sadisticsalmon [OP]
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(11/18/2013) [-]
That's what I'm terrified of.