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Tickle Hie Prostate
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Submitted: 10/17/2013
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#1 - MaggotDeath (10/17/2013) [+] (7 replies)
"Tickle his prostate with an egg-beater."
User avatar #6 - aTastyCooky ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
women magazine logic
"Don't let skinny people make you feel bad about yourself! Feel good for who you are!"

"lose 30 pounds in 1 week!"
#2 - banditowolf (10/17/2013) [-]
mfw I use someones bathroom and a womans magazine is left in there
#8 - theporkwhisperer (10/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"No joke, you need it so badly you'd blow a baboon."
#50 - greenzeopoweranger **User deleted account** (10/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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" Tickle his prostate with an egg-beater "
#21 - mustlol (10/18/2013) [-]
I know they make good girlfriends
#59 - fyaq (10/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"tickle his prostate with an eggbeater"
#45 - sweetsighlullaby (10/18/2013) [+] (14 replies)
Actual sex tips from cosmo, supposedly written by men.

"My girl would use marbles to tease me with in bed. She'd casually scatter them over the bed sheet and then as we get it on, I could feel the cool marbles press against my hot skin. It's a wicked sensation." –Greg, 21

"Have me lie on my stomach, then wet the skin below my butt with your tongue. Blow on it." –Beckett, 33

"A little-known erogenous zone: the area between a guy's navel and his penis. Lick it, tickle it, or gently tug the hairs there." –Cesar, 28

"When you're near the point of no return, whisper four-letter words into my ears—the really dirty ones." –Fred, 23

"During Missionary, place your hands on your man's shoulders and push against him. He'll have to struggle to thrust upward, which means he's working harder for his pleasure—always a turn on." –Thomas, 22

"When your man is really close, lightly roll your knuckles between his balls and his back door." –Tobias, 30

"Make two fists around my shaft and twist them in opposite directions as fast as you can." Jamie, 30

Are any of these valid, because cosmo prints them in every magazine. Also, they suggest fingering your boyfriend randomly so that he has no chance to say no and can decide whether he likes it after trying it.
User avatar #47 to #45 - gtocforyou (10/18/2013) [-]
Nope, most of these sound like real turn offs...
#18 - tiddycats (10/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #14 - stealingbikes (10/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I'd love to ANALize her

I'd even lick the butthole
User avatar #15 to #14 - jonboehner (10/18/2013) [-]
was that necessary
User avatar #85 - riverofchex (10/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Don't necessarily agree with all of it, but I definitely laughed at all of it.
User avatar #90 to #85 - roflnaut (10/18/2013) [-]
Don't tell me that you don't think that an egg beater is the best way to tickle a prostate.
User avatar #84 - iridium ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
How to lose weight in seconds

My thought when "Lose 30Lbs fast".
User avatar #58 - wwlllmyfault (10/18/2013) [-]
"Do cupcakes make good boyfriends?"
#55 - anonymous (10/18/2013) [-]
#46 - anonymous (10/18/2013) [-]
I'll never look at an egg beater the same.
I'll never look at an egg beater the same.
#7 - anonymous (10/17/2013) [-]
Since Christina Hendricks is on the cover, and the type about her is so perfectly placed, just reminded me of this:
#5 - anonymous (10/17/2013) [-]
I think this was made by someone who takes everything girls do seriously.

Nobody reads Cosmo to learn sex tips and how to become sexy. Girls read this to laugh at the sex tips and the embarrassing stories and smell the perfume samples . This magazine is basically a joke that girls read at 3am and laugh about. If a girl takes anything in Cosmo seriously, they have bigger problems than taking sex advice from a magazine.
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