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Realistic Women's Magazines

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The ‘Human ‘refer Masturbates It
Tickle Hie Prostate
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#1 - MaggotDeath (10/17/2013) [+] (7 replies)
"Tickle his prostate with an egg-beater."
User avatar #6 - aTastyCooky (10/17/2013) [-]
women magazine logic
"Don't let skinny people make you feel bad about yourself! Feel good for who you are!"


"lose 30 pounds in 1 week!"
#2 - banditowolf (10/17/2013) [-]
mfw I use someones bathroom and a womans magazine is left in there
#8 - theporkwhisperer (10/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"No joke, you need it so badly you'd blow a baboon."
#50 - greenzeopoweranger **User deleted account** (10/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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" Tickle his prostate with an egg-beater "
#21 - mustlol (10/18/2013) [-]
I know they make good girlfriends
#59 - fyaq (10/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"tickle his prostate with an eggbeater"
#45 - sweetsighlullaby (10/18/2013) [+] (14 replies)
Actual sex tips from cosmo, supposedly written by men.

"My girl would use marbles to tease me with in bed. She'd casually scatter them over the bed sheet and then as we get it on, I could feel the cool marbles press against my hot skin. It's a wicked sensation." –Greg, 21

"Have me lie on my stomach, then wet the skin below my butt with your tongue. Blow on it." –Beckett, 33

"A little-known erogenous zone: the area between a guy's navel and his penis. Lick it, tickle it, or gently tug the hairs there." –Cesar, 28

"When you're near the point of no return, whisper four-letter words into my ears—the really dirty ones." –Fred, 23

"During Missionary, place your hands on your man's shoulders and push against him. He'll have to struggle to thrust upward, which means he's working harder for his pleasure—always a turn on." –Thomas, 22

"When your man is really close, lightly roll your knuckles between his balls and his back door." –Tobias, 30

"Make two fists around my shaft and twist them in opposite directions as fast as you can." Jamie, 30

Are any of these valid, because cosmo prints them in every magazine. Also, they suggest fingering your boyfriend randomly so that he has no chance to say no and can decide whether he likes it after trying it.
User avatar #47 to #45 - gtocforyou (10/18/2013) [-]
Nope, most of these sound like real turn offs...
#18 - tiddycats (10/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #14 - stealingbikes (10/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I'd love to ANALize her

I'd even lick the butthole
User avatar #15 to #14 - jonboehner (10/18/2013) [-]
was that necessary
User avatar #85 - riverofchex (10/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Don't necessarily agree with all of it, but I definitely laughed at all of it.
User avatar #90 to #85 - roflnaut (10/18/2013) [-]
Don't tell me that you don't think that an egg beater is the best way to tickle a prostate.
User avatar #84 - iridium (10/18/2013) [-]
How to lose weight in seconds


My thought when "Lose 30Lbs fast".
#78 - tmlfana (10/18/2013) [-]
egg beater you say?
#68 - theghostace ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
"Tickle his prostate with an egg-beater"...
#61 - potatophucker (10/18/2013) [-]
"The sexiest sex to sex after sex"
User avatar #58 - wwlllmyfault (10/18/2013) [-]
"Do cupcakes make good boyfriends?"
#55 - anonymous (10/18/2013) [-]
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