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gearhead (12/17/2015) [-] 
its true tho. these guys will do anything for a buddy. hell they dont even have to be friends. heard a story from a Gunny about how his units LT(that everyone HATED) found out he was being cheated on the night before a major assault into a city. the unit did a made a petition for his removal from the assault to keep from anything going wrong and then when they returned with some "acquired" munitions and firearms gunny and 4 others took LT to a small area outside of AO and let him light off some rounds into pics of his soon to be ex
Pic related: MFW
Pic related: MFW
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melllvinnn (12/18/2015) [-] ...how did he find out in the middle of duty that he was being cheated on?
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imadethistopost ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-] we have internet at some fobs, and bases over there.
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straitedge (12/18/2015) [-] Going to the one of the, if not, the smallest FOB in Iraq. Most likely no interwebs for 9 months. RIP me
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straitedge (12/18/2015) [-] The year is 2016. I stand, engulfed in silence, looking at the snowed over door of my home.
Tentatively, I take several steps forward, breaking the still of the scene with the crisp crunch of snow sounding from beneath my boots.
My breathing quickens as I turn the frozen door knob and make my way to my room.
Even inside, it is still deathly quiet. In my room, my desktop sits still, un-moving, just as it had been for the last nine months. I had spent a long time in Iraq, doing my job of destroying rockets and mortars. I survived all of that, surely, I could survive this.
Surely.
Slowly, I finger the power button, and hear the internal workings of the PC rise from it's long hibernation.
The time is coming.
I must experience the memes.
After logging in, I open google ultron, and start typing in funnyjunk.
Domain error.
Nobody donated.
Adblock ftw.
FJ is dead.
I still die anyway from the cancer that this site induced ages ago.
Tentatively, I take several steps forward, breaking the still of the scene with the crisp crunch of snow sounding from beneath my boots.
My breathing quickens as I turn the frozen door knob and make my way to my room.
Even inside, it is still deathly quiet. In my room, my desktop sits still, un-moving, just as it had been for the last nine months. I had spent a long time in Iraq, doing my job of destroying rockets and mortars. I survived all of that, surely, I could survive this.
Surely.
Slowly, I finger the power button, and hear the internal workings of the PC rise from it's long hibernation.
The time is coming.
I must experience the memes.
After logging in, I open google ultron, and start typing in funnyjunk.
Domain error.
Nobody donated.
Adblock ftw.
FJ is dead.
I still die anyway from the cancer that this site induced ages ago.
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slaughprikot (12/18/2015) [-] This... This was beautiful.
but honestly, look after yourself out there!
but honestly, look after yourself out there!
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barakakaka (12/17/2015) [-] True that. No matter how much you may hate a guy, your life depends on him and him not ******* up.
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xchewsifferx (12/18/2015) [-] Would you look at that, saved this 2 days ago and it's already relevant
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alalalalal (12/17/2015) [-] more like swell with taking your sweet time getting out there
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spacexplain ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-] Swell with marking everything as priority cause you ***** won't take a second look at it otherwise.
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pineapplechunkss (12/18/2015) [-] the face is pointing the wrong way..... this irritates me
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nanako (12/18/2015) [-] Here we see the wild Dozer performing the dance of victory over the slain heisters
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thegentleluger (12/18/2015) [-] There used to be a user named jelloisyum that would post this gif a lot.
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bwiedieter (12/18/2015) [-]
I´m neither a soldier nor one of those tacticool mall ninjas, so could you please explain to me why one pattern is objectively worse than the other?
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bwiedieter (12/18/2015) [-]
Alright, thanks. I was under the impression that before a new pattern is approved, it goes through a stupid amount of objective tests to confirm that it works well in the first place.
But as it seems, it´s more a case of flinging excrement at a wall and waiting to see which turd sticks.
But as it seems, it´s more a case of flinging excrement at a wall and waiting to see which turd sticks.
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bwiedieter (12/18/2015) [-]
True. I don´t remember which movie it was, but the quote was "Don´t ever forget that every single piece of your equipment has been manufactured by the lowest bidder."
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sonicg (12/18/2015) [-] We started utilizing Multicam via RFI back in about 2010-2011. The UCP (digital camo) that has been in use since about 2003 is in the process of being replaced by Scorpion W2, a pattern very similar to Multicam, but not as sexy. Soldiers can wear all three patterns currently until the official phase-out date in 2019 where the Scorpion pattern will be the only authorized pattern. I'll really miss my Multicam when that day comes, I love this **** .
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theplanetearth (12/18/2015) [-] When you gotta put on the EOD suit before fingering your girlfriend because she's a Muslim, and you're afraid her G-spot is a detonator.
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reconenderus (12/18/2015) [-] **reconenderus used "*roll picture*"**
**reconenderus rolled image**
90% of army funding = epic non-army stuff
**reconenderus rolled image**
90% of army funding = epic non-army stuff
