Real American Hero
>Be buying stuffed bear for my kid
>Suddenly a big ball of fire smashes through store front window
>an army of jack booted hooligans rushes into the store
>begin to panic
>start praying for my life
>leader of thugs comes up to me
>puts a Cobra Arms 9mm in my face
>tells me im gonna die because im a cracker
>am encircled by all of his hooligan friends
>know I am gonna die
>close my eyes and await the inevitable
>thug pulls trigger but gun jams because its a cheap piece of ****
>Tells me " **** man, Ill cut yo bitch ass den."
>hooligan and his cronies all pull out knives
>close my eyes again
>hear clinking of metal and shouts of pain and desperation.
>open my eyes and all of the hooligans are dead on the floor around me
>a man stands above me arm extended to help me up
>it is lord and savior Officer Darren Wilson
>I ask how he did that
>he says "You cant flim flam the wilson dilson."
>Suddenly a big ball of fire smashes through store front window
>an army of jack booted hooligans rushes into the store
>begin to panic
>start praying for my life
>leader of thugs comes up to me
>puts a Cobra Arms 9mm in my face
>tells me im gonna die because im a cracker
>am encircled by all of his hooligan friends
>know I am gonna die
>close my eyes and await the inevitable
>thug pulls trigger but gun jams because its a cheap piece of ****
>Tells me " **** man, Ill cut yo bitch ass den."
>hooligan and his cronies all pull out knives
>close my eyes again
>hear clinking of metal and shouts of pain and desperation.
>open my eyes and all of the hooligans are dead on the floor around me
>a man stands above me arm extended to help me up
>it is lord and savior Officer Darren Wilson
>I ask how he did that
>he says "You cant flim flam the wilson dilson."
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