Real Life Racial Abilities. Hope you guys enjoyed. Thought of a few of these while at work and decided to make it into a full thing.. If Real World, Races An RP
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Real Life Racial Abilities

Hope you guys enjoyed.

Thought of a few of these while at work and decided to make it into a full thing.

If Real World, Races An RPG
Black
V " stealth at night
15 starting gold
3,, % increased damage against Whites
His anic
If' resistance to explosive diarrhea.
increased jump height
to all progressions (excludes Alchemy,
S. - Engineering, Archeology, and First Aid)
White
starting gold
itifoi" Alchemy, Engineering, Archeology,
and First Aid
lil -10% damage and hit chance for each
Black within " yards
30% off items sold by White vendors
Asian
12* Intelligence
Tailoring
resistance to bombs
Bonus cooking recipes not usable by
other races
Native American
ii' i' j' is' s-(., % increased damage with axes
tolit-/' vi. Herbalism
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User avatar #116 - cards ONLINE (06/13/2014) [+] (10 replies)
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So would you guys like this to be done for well known nationalities too?
#6 - racistwaffle (06/13/2014) [+] (8 replies)
> resistance to bombs
> resistance to bombs
#12 - devout feminist (06/13/2014) [+] (6 replies)
If this is supposed to be realistic, then why isn't white overpowered?
User avatar #35 - chaossniper (06/13/2014) [+] (11 replies)
jews
+100 start money
+ 20% thief
+ 50% drop rate
+100% sympathy from whites
User avatar #37 to #35 - User ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
+75% damage from fire
User avatar #15 - icewraith (06/13/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Changed them a bit to be more racist
Black: -500 starting gold
+10% run speed
+5 bonus to Burglary
+5 bonus to Pickpocket
+5 bonus to Melee
+5 bonus to Stealth at night
Major professions unavailable
Dungeon "High School" locked at High Difficulty
Dungeon "College" locked at Insane Difficulty
15% reputation penalty with all other races
Racial ability: -5 Intellect penalty to members of other races in proximity. Can stack on the same target from multiple blacks.

White:


+20 to all major professions
+30% damage to all other races
Reputation boost with all other races
#25 - youdoublecongoid (06/13/2014) [-]
Whites:

200- damage when under liberal spell
300+damage when with Reich Time perk
20% increased damage with axes


Jews:

+100 to banking, media and lobbying
Liberal Spell Perk
Oy Vey Shout, forces asians and whites to give jews half their golds


User avatar #49 - Funnel ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
Arab: +150% Area of Effect damage.
User avatar #9 - symmiie ONLINE (06/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Why do hispanics get jumping bonuses, but not blacks?
User avatar #13 to #9 - achphoenix (06/13/2014) [-]
scaling the wall to the us
User avatar #48 - zyonyde (06/13/2014) [-]
Native American: -100% territory.
#66 - tsoper (06/13/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Russians
+50% frost resistance
Bonus 70% decreased alcohol effectiveness
User avatar #88 - assdoreponyfucker (06/13/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Arabs:

+45% Explosives skill

-50% reputation with whites

+10% reputation with asians

+XP and Arab reputation on death
User avatar #74 - ubercookieboy ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
Australians

+300% increased healing from Vegemite
+400% increased mana regeneration when drinking Fosters
+15% damage when dealing damage to beasts

+25% increased damage taken from Abbos
-15% starting intellect

User avatar #63 - comedicturtle (06/13/2014) [-]
Asian:
+ ability to read minds
User avatar #82 - laspussy (06/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Black

+30 pick pocket (85% chance of successfully stealing a vehicle or bike)
-100 bargaining skills
30% chance of being randomly thrown into prison
Schooling unlocked at high difficulties
+10 gardening skills (especially with cotton and watermelon)
increased health from watermelon, and chicken
#45 - grimmwaters ONLINE (06/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Arabic:
-20% damage from falls
-75% price for bombs
+15% damage from Whites

Bonus: 72% chance of afterlife
#3 - devout feminist (06/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
i feel like hispanic should get a cooking boost too. spanish cuisine is the ****
User avatar #4 to #3 - dirtydollar (06/13/2014) [-]
And makes you **** .
#28 - devout feminist (06/13/2014) [+] (3 replies)
French

>+50 skill to all professions

>+100 skill to cooking

>Everytime they sense danger, they forfeit
User avatar #54 - lnyanchl ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
Forgot that asians can read minds
#60 - MrDeadiron (06/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Ok where's my bonus starting gold ******* ?

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