Real Advice. .. Do it and when she gets mad regurgitate the food onto her face and assert your dominance as the food lord.
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#7 - gayboard (12/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Do it and when she gets mad regurgitate the food onto her face and assert your dominance as the food lord.
#3 - I Am Monkey (12/04/2013) [+] (6 replies)
When your wife is pregnant
When your wife is pregnant
#20 - angelusprimus (12/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Or if she is on period.
Or if she is having PMS.
Or...
Real advice, if you live with a woman, don't eat last of anything.
#2 - akho (12/04/2013) [+] (5 replies)
>wife
>pregnant

I'm not even considering actually planning and executing obliteration of majority of my sexual and emotional ties with my loved one.
Now planning for a baby either.
#26 - vicgkob (12/05/2013) [-]
I don't know why, but I was convinced that this referred to something a little more sexual ...
#30 - deadmuerto (12/05/2013) [-]
my wife has been pregnant for 6 months



she won't tell me who the daddy is
User avatar #24 - guiguito (12/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>wife
>fj
pick one
#14 - tehnoobpwnzor (12/04/2013) [-]
i do what i want
i do what i want
#11 - widar (12/04/2013) [-]
Really, you can scratch the pregnant part. Just don't eat the last of anything ever.
User avatar #32 - rocksteady (12/05/2013) [-]
My wife is pregnant and throughout the whole pregnancy she has only been able to eat a little at time or she feels sick. I would never admit it to her, but I'm really glad she feels like crap all through the pregnancy, because she has stayed really thin. My best friends wife gained 80 pounds when she was pregnant, so I love showing her off in front of him.
#31 - theseustheminotaur (12/05/2013) [-]
My girlfriend is this way and she isn't pregnant, unless she has had a 3 yr long pregnancy.
User avatar #19 - disturbeddude (12/04/2013) [-]
I can 100% confirm this
#4 - anonymous (12/04/2013) [-]
**** that. She can go make more damn food. The bitch is pregnant, not a cripple.
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