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An elderly man in Oklahoma calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!" "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son yells. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old dad explained. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!". Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She calls her elderly father immediately, and screams at him, "You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, you hear me?" she yelled as she hung up the phone. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay", he says, "it's all set. They're both coming for Christmas and paying their own air-fare."

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User avatar #2 - hates (12/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Clever joke, but you know you can upload text instead of pictures, too?
#4 - anonymous (12/19/2013) [+] (27 replies)
Too long, did not listen.

You gay stupid funnyjunk faggots.
#7 to #4 - walkerjam (12/19/2013) [-]
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#22 - orrisic (12/19/2013) [+] (16 replies)
It's pointless unfunny cancerous **** anyway.
#28 to #22 - robertegj (12/19/2013) [-]
Says the unfunny cancerous 						****					.
Says the unfunny cancerous **** .
#5 - carlonord (12/19/2013) [-]
I love this kind of humour.
I love this kind of humour.
#1 - tenfinnvo ONLINE (12/19/2013) [-]
Clever.
#26 - Pein (12/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Made me hyuk
Made me hyuk
#16 - BigDoktor (12/19/2013) [-]
kids' fw the third year in a row this happens
kids' fw the third year in a row this happens
#30 - include (12/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
When they realize the parents aren't getting a divorce.
When they realize the parents aren't getting a divorce.
#53 - mcswaggerjagger (12/19/2013) [+] (8 replies)
lol poorfag grandpa cant pay his kids **** what a lsoer prob ran outa retirement money bc hes a white trash that probs didnt ahve job lol
#40 - stadic ONLINE (12/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
KIds fw they realize
KIds fw they realize
#95 - sombermoon (12/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>story had a twist to it   
>wasn't pedophilia or walk the dinosaur   
>twist was funny and family friendly   
>today was a good day
>story had a twist to it
>wasn't pedophilia or walk the dinosaur
>twist was funny and family friendly
>today was a good day
#79 - senkard (12/19/2013) [-]
Well that's one way to do it
Well that's one way to do it
User avatar #13 - takesomemorewater (12/19/2013) [-]
I thought it was another "feel" post not that I dislike them

This is awesome.
#51 - reaperspizza (12/19/2013) [-]
genius
User avatar #52 - jacklane (12/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
hurr durr... I see this every yurr
#62 - anonymous (12/19/2013) [+] (7 replies)
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #423 at Dumping Gif thread **
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #423 at Dumping Gif thread **
#36 - arigsxc (12/19/2013) [-]
Someone should shame that old man.. Everybody shame him!
Someone should shame that old man.. Everybody shame him!
#94 - lepard (12/20/2013) [-]
made me laugh
User avatar #80 - thrakerzad (12/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
fahnny joke, but trying to keep people miserable to keep yourself happy is rotten
User avatar #8 - thelizardlord (12/19/2013) [-]
Damn, that's ******* clever
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