Rash. . We got some kind of allergic reaction going on and my face is breaking out in a bad rash and my mom is freaking out and wants to take me to the ER and m
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Rash

We got some kind of allergic reaction
going on and my face is breaking out in a
bad rash and my mom is freaking out and
wants to take me to the ER and my dad
was like "let' s not make any rash decisions"
and we high meal and now my mom is
j... yelling at us
...
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User avatar #25 - kievmao (01/05/2014) [-]
AND AND AND AND AND
#65 - shadowbreech (01/06/2014) [-]
I should've made this weeks ago...
#7 - TexMex (01/05/2014) [-]
Fun Fact: noone on Tumblr knows how to use proper punctuation.
User avatar #70 to #7 - thedood (01/06/2014) [-]
Fun Fact: noone isn't a word
User avatar #26 to #7 - kievmao (01/05/2014) [-]
This was annoying me too. I'm glad someone else thinks this.
User avatar #12 to #7 - mylazy (01/05/2014) [-]
It is reminiscent of a small child telling a story, what with all the ands that they use.
#33 to #12 - pkrbarmovie (01/06/2014) [-]
What's the problem with "ands"?
User avatar #35 to #33 - mylazy (01/06/2014) [-]
And if you are looking for negative thumbs with this comment, you won't get any, because that is a (somewhat) valid question...and I don't like giving people what they want.
User avatar #34 to #33 - mylazy (01/06/2014) [-]
There is no problem with them individually. They are not, however, made to combine 6 sentences at a time, and doing so creates a run on sentence. If you have ever been told a story by a little kid, you will know that they tend to say and a lot, which is similar to the way this story was told.
#36 to #34 - pkrbarmovie (01/06/2014) [-]
Hemingway also used run on sentences with lots of "ands" in them, and he is considered a great writer.
User avatar #37 to #36 - mylazy (01/06/2014) [-]
I bet he did. Keep replying to me mate. All you are gonna get is positive thumbs. The farther I can send you away from your goal the better.
#39 to #37 - pkrbarmovie (01/06/2014) [-]
... Are you seriously that stupid? Do you really think I'm trolling you right now? You are truly incapable of using neither reason nor logic.

Also, the amount of hate I get is astounding and unwarranted. Read through some of my comments, I always end up shutting some dunce fagot up. I guess it is because of my liberal views and philosophical, intelligentsia-esque outlook on life.
User avatar #40 to #39 - mylazy (01/06/2014) [-]
I bet it is.
#41 to #40 - pkrbarmovie (01/06/2014) [-]
I know you read my comment and simply have nothing to answer because you feel stupid now.
User avatar #42 to #41 - mylazy (01/06/2014) [-]
You bet I do.
#43 to #42 - pkrbarmovie (01/06/2014) [-]
I know* you do. A tad different.
User avatar #44 to #43 - mylazy (01/06/2014) [-]
This is the most fun I have ever had with a troll.
#45 to #44 - pkrbarmovie (01/06/2014) [-]
I... You are either a filthy liar or incredibly stupid.
User avatar #46 to #45 - mylazy (01/06/2014) [-]
Keep going. I almost got you up one more level.
#47 to #46 - pkrbarmovie (01/06/2014) [-]
I guess you're too retarded to realize I wouldn't keep talking to you if... Forget it. You are too retarded after all.
User avatar #48 to #47 - mylazy (01/06/2014) [-]
Now I just have to have faith that some friendly passerby will give me all the negative thumbs you gave me back, and thumb you up a bit more.
#49 to #48 - pkrbarmovie (01/06/2014) [-]
I'm sorry for that, but try not to cry.
User avatar #50 to #49 - mylazy (01/06/2014) [-]
I will. It'll be hard, but I'll try. Oh boy will I try.
#51 to #50 - pkrbarmovie (01/06/2014) [-]
Ha ha ha......... ha ...... .. . . . ... .. ..... .. ..... Yeah. Okay. Go to bed, you retarded ************ .
User avatar #54 to #51 - mylazy (01/06/2014) [-]
Well, I do plan to sleep eventually. As such I plan to go to bed at some point in the future (read: eventually).
#55 to #54 - pkrbarmovie (01/06/2014) [-]
Yes, but what does eventuality have to do with it (in my view's epistemological sense)?
User avatar #52 to #51 - mylazy (01/06/2014) [-]
That is the plan. Eventually.
#53 to #52 - pkrbarmovie (01/06/2014) [-]
What do you mean by "this is the plan eventually"?
User avatar #56 to #51 - mylazy (01/06/2014) [-]
That's up to you I suppose. It is your view after all. I don't get to dictate it.
User avatar #58 to #39 - chezburgadominator (01/06/2014) [-]
It is a sad thing though. With admins new 'red thumbs' system any white named user who says something that is 'out of taste' or goes against what many others believe, he is seen as a troll who is just trying to bait someone to red thumb them. Hard to be taken seriously and I feel for you.
#66 to #58 - pkrbarmovie (01/06/2014) [-]
Thanks, my friend. It's not that much of a burden, though. Funnyjunk is after all a site for comedy and not for solemn discussions.
#62 to #58 - John Cena (01/06/2014) [-]
Just to make sure...you did actually go through his comments right? It is pretty obvious that he is a troll if you would just look at them.
User avatar #63 to #62 - chezburgadominator (01/06/2014) [-]
Yes, I know he's a troll. I was making fun of the fact that this is the norm, and it really is a sad thing that it is.
#31 to #7 - penileburglar (01/06/2014) [-]
...I'm going to assume you made an error in your own post ironically. I'm going to assume it, even though I know it's probably not true, and you're going to confirm it, despite the same.
#60 to #31 - John Cena (01/06/2014) [-]
What's wrong with the sentence?
User avatar #71 to #60 - killerliquid (01/06/2014) [-]
"noone" probably
#59 to #31 - TexMex (01/06/2014) [-]
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#22 to #7 - snowshark (01/05/2014) [-]
You did that on purpose, didn't you?   
   
You evil bastard.
You did that on purpose, didn't you?

You evil bastard.
#30 to #22 - TexMex (01/06/2014) [-]
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User avatar #27 - jonathankitty (01/05/2014) [-]
I admit. I like that you're being a good sport about the fact you had some random allergic reaction that could've been something serious.
#5 - lordcuntdestroyer (01/05/2014) [-]
Dad's FW
Dad's FW
#6 to #5 - haseotakaeda (01/05/2014) [-]
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#9 to #6 - Lordskull ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
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#23 to #9 - Sabre (01/05/2014) [-]
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#38 - aabye (01/06/2014) [-]
Dr. Ferris! Run before Sianna punch you
Dr. Ferris! Run before Sianna punch you
User avatar #75 - budbrown (01/06/2014) [-]
talk about a run-on sentence
User avatar #57 - mrgoodlove (01/06/2014) [-]
That's the kind of dad I hope to be
#73 - sirnigga (01/06/2014) [-]
tumblr post thumb down
#76 - thempc (01/06/2014) [-]
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#69 - lesolan (01/06/2014) [-]
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User avatar #78 - kuntbag (01/06/2014) [-]
are people on tumblr aware that full stops exist?
User avatar #79 to #78 - shogunhokan (01/06/2014) [-]
That would assume that they end a sentence
*talks until out of breathe and dies*
#80 to #78 - ideae (01/06/2014) [-]
no they're not because they're stupid and entitled and post with their tiny ass iphones and think they have some worth by getting on tumblr having a blog to post about their day to day minutiae and are teens in a constant mode of fun and events happening around them drain them so much that they have to jump on their phones and get on tumblr and post them immediately because they want their daily bores to be heard by everyone so it's like they think they're keeping a diary even though they defeat that purpose by sharing it with everyone and they post them right after the event instead of at the end of the day because their attention spans are so low because they're entitled teens who have no sense of abstraction or value apart from what minute events happen to them
#19 - eskaywalker ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
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User avatar #15 - vissova (01/05/2014) [-]
. , ! ? : and ;. Use them.
User avatar #2 - xgreenmaidenx (01/05/2014) [-]
I don't think that ever happened
User avatar #3 to #2 - finblob (01/05/2014) [-]
If we lived in your world nothing would ever happen and the world would be a boring, little sad place where nothing changes and nothing fun ever happens.
#4 to #2 - timelimit (01/05/2014) [-]
It's not that unlikely...
User avatar #28 to #4 - lasmamoe (01/05/2014) [-]
This is one of the few tumblr posts that actually seem believable.
User avatar #8 to #4 - zeroxnight (01/05/2014) [-]
rules of being a dad:
1. Dad jokes (i.e. 'hi hungry, i'm dad.')
2. make as many puns as possible
#10 to #8 - Jowi (01/05/2014) [-]
Rules of being on tumblr:
1. Think of a terrible pun
2. Tell a fake story where your dad ends up telling it
3. Wait for as many reblogs/notes as possible
#32 to #10 - John Cena (01/06/2014) [-]
>Being on Tumblr
>Think
Pick one
User avatar #13 to #10 - mezznok ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
You forgot the last step.

4. Make up some overreaction that never actually happened.
i.e. now my mom is yelling at us
User avatar #14 to #13 - peejay (01/05/2014) [-]
and you also have to use the word "and" to divide each sentence
User avatar #11 to #10 - zeroxnight (01/05/2014) [-]
that pretty much sums it up
#74 - themastertroller ONLINE (01/06/2014) [-]
**themastertroller rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Every single fucking day **  mfw rashes
**themastertroller rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Every single fucking day ** mfw rashes
#82 to #74 - John Cena (01/06/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #124 at The PC vs. Console Argument, Basically ** mfw peeing
#83 to #82 - John Cena (01/06/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #7309363 at Safe For Work Random Board ** that was a bad one wasn't it, mfw cumming
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #7309363 at Safe For Work Random Board ** that was a bad one wasn't it, mfw cumming
#84 to #83 - John Cena (01/06/2014) [-]
dats right, i am horny even after i cum, its like i cum day and night
User avatar #24 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (01/05/2014) [-]
omg coolest dad
#18 - John Cena (01/05/2014) [-]
Another tumblr post? Automatic thumb down.
User avatar #29 to #18 - brobafett ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
How dare you dislike Tumblr! I bet you some CIS straight male. "Thumb down" is a trigger word for me and now I feel raped.
#68 - serefth (01/06/2014) [-]
Why the 			****		 does everything on tumblr end in "and then I got yelled at"
Why the **** does everything on tumblr end in "and then I got yelled at"
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