Randy, y u so awesome. . Well, Stan, the truth is. Marijuana probably isn' t going to make you kill people, and most likely isn' t going to fund terrorists, but
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Randy, y u so awesome

Well, Stan, the truth is.
Marijuana probably isn' t
going to make you kill
people, and most likely
isn' t going to fund
terrorists, but well, son,
pot makes you feel fine
with being bored, and
it' s when you' re bored
that you should be
learning some new skill,
or disordering some
new Bttom', or being
creatine. You smoke pot
and you may grow up to
find out that you aren' t
good at anything"
I swear to God tht this is probably some of the best
Randy Marsh for President
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User avatar #1 - brokded (02/05/2014) [+] (21 replies)
this is just as true for alcohol or any other drug in the right circumcisions
#3 to #1 - AnonymousDonor (02/05/2014) [-]
pretty sure giving circumcisions whilst on drugs is a bad idea
User avatar #21 - conwaytweety (02/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Kind of ironic that this is a quote from Randy Marsh, who gave himself cancer just to get a medical marijuana card.
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#12 - ghostofgemini has deleted their comment [+] (5 replies)
#17 to #12 - samoaspider (02/05/2014) [-]
You do realize that they sometimes try to teach kids instead of just making fart jokes? Its ok to try all the drugs in the goddamn world if you want to, but its not ok to get hooked to them.

"Noo, hippies - they try to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad" - Cartman from South Park

#95 - thequickster (02/05/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Smoking pot and doing nothing with your life is pathetic.   
   
Smoking pot and having a job, going to school, or being a productive member of society and smoking in your spare time, I see no problem.
Smoking pot and doing nothing with your life is pathetic.

Smoking pot and having a job, going to school, or being a productive member of society and smoking in your spare time, I see no problem.
#11 - traveltech ONLINE (02/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#48 - urghseventysix (02/05/2014) [-]
Implying we're not all lazy ***** already anyway
#25 - hansdieterli (02/05/2014) [+] (10 replies)
And I have yet to see one "clean" person picking up a book about woodcrafting instead of planting their ass in front of the TV or their computers when they are bored....
#38 to #25 - johnnybing ONLINE (02/05/2014) [-]
One time when I got bored I googled "Fun stuff to do on a computer".
Found a litte matrix in batch thingy and from that I started looking up first batch "scripting" and after that c# programming whenever I got bored.

Now because of me actually doing something productive once I became bored I go to a gamedesign school were I get good grades and so on and forth...

So I didn't really pick up a book because of me being "bored" but I google that **** .
User avatar #148 - andriod (02/05/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Warning the comments section for this page is a circle jerk for the pro marijuana movement.



If you have a differing opinion you are going to have a VERY bad time
#128 - gatorotterdolphin (02/05/2014) [-]
Most of the time when I smoke I get really curious about things and often look them up on the internet or ask people so it's kinda the opposite for me i guess... Just sharing, don't yell at me
Most of the time when I smoke I get really curious about things and often look them up on the internet or ask people so it's kinda the opposite for me i guess... Just sharing, don't yell at me
User avatar #70 - smokekusheveryday (02/05/2014) [+] (15 replies)
On the contrary when i smoke pot i wanna get up and build something or improve on something
User avatar #84 to #80 - smokekusheveryday (02/05/2014) [-]
Don't be a ******* cunt
When i said build something i was reffering to making cabinets my dad and i did construction for quite some time in new york so im familiar with many different kinds of woods and what kind of screws to use for specifict type of wood's
Mahognay
Epay
Pressure treated
Melanine (it's really not wood but layers of plastic crushed together with immense pressure)
Balsa

just to name a few


And no you would't just take a screw and drill it into epay .you'd ******* predrill the wood with a drillbit first so it won't crack the wood or if you don't want the screw head to be visible countersink and fist then predrill and then put a cap in it and put some wood glue in there and sand it down

Further more there's different grits of sand paper ranging from a rough grit such as 40 or a very fine grit such as 150

you'd use a lower grade grit to sand off more stuff such as paint or to really grind it down and even out the surface of the wood. dont bother trying to sand out a knot in the wood just paint over cause it's not gonna come out.

utilize a higher grade of sand paper to make the wood really smooth to the You need to login to view this link also helps to rough up the surface a bit before applying paint that will it will really get a good hold on the surface.

maybe you're looking to give your cabinet a nice beautiful finish perhaps some polyurethane would do the trick but personally i like varnish some will make it water proof some will make it glossy and give a perfect finish .Or perhaps you want to go polyurethane but don't like the color of the polyurethane mix in a little bit of paint and stir around
#83 - phudgepacker (02/05/2014) [-]
More like matt stone and trey parker for prez and vice prez
User avatar #31 - professorbag (02/05/2014) [+] (16 replies)
I used to smoke a lot of weed, but i stopped about 6 months ago. for good. I just got tired of it :/

I think people should only smoke if they have a job and are going to school to better themselves.
I have a friend who is 19 and hasn't graduated high school and never had a job because he just smokes all day, and he has gotten kicked out multiple times for it too but he still refuses to stop smoking even just for a little bit, it's kind of pathetic really...

#24 - GEARBOY (02/05/2014) [-]
......what?
......what?
#149 - tmgxvoltagex (02/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
You could replace pot with internet, video games, and probably more.
User avatar #136 - churrundo (02/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
This is a great way of keeping your children from smoking pot, without any Scare-Mongering
#64 - thebilliam (02/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"Well, Stan, the truth is... alcohol may make you kill people, and most likely isn't going to fund terrorists, but, well, son, alcohol makes you feel fine with being bored, and it's when you're bored that you should be learning some new skill, or discovering some new science or being creative.  You drink alcohol and you may grow up to find out  that you aren't good at anything"   
   
   
   
I say in moderation marijuana would not have this effect although it does happen.
"Well, Stan, the truth is... alcohol may make you kill people, and most likely isn't going to fund terrorists, but, well, son, alcohol makes you feel fine with being bored, and it's when you're bored that you should be learning some new skill, or discovering some new science or being creative. You drink alcohol and you may grow up to find out that you aren't good at anything"



I say in moderation marijuana would not have this effect although it does happen.
#66 to #64 - bobfreakingdole (02/05/2014) [-]
I kind of agree. My brother is a really good chef, like he runs a restaurant, makes good money, is very successful, and in his off hours smokes a lot of pot. He uses it to deal with the stress from his job. I think that's totally fine, but if all you do is smoke pot, you have a problem. That's true of a lot of things though.
User avatar #54 - pokimone (02/05/2014) [-]
...thats actually some damn good reasoning.
#158 - superluigiman (02/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
This is also true for alcohol, tv, and game grumps.
User avatar #131 - Takemeforcola (02/05/2014) [-]
Smoke pot do nothing

Go to work, go to uni, work hard, relax with pot.

Its not about smoking pot, it's about a frame of mind, you either do **** or you don't. I say this because i did university, graduated, got a graduate job and still smoke.
User avatar #121 - beatsyray (02/05/2014) [-]
That's what the internet does.
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