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Random Searches. Now exploding into concert halls near you! AHMED3! The middle east's most popular boyband, with hits like: 1. Don't Crash the Plane, Don't Knoc

Now exploding into concert halls near you! AHMED3! The middle east's most popular boyband, with hits like:

1. Don't Crash the Plane, Don't Knock the Plane Over
2. Exploding Into Your Heart
3. Die Die Die
4. La Bomba (cover)
5. Al-Qaeda to Your Every Whim
6. Thats Just the Way the Towers Crumble
7. Ansar Me Now
8. Ji-had Her Right Where You Want Her
9. Randomly Searching 4 U

and their number one hit:

Who Let the American Dogs Out

So don't negotiate the price and hijack the nearest plane you can find to the next big concert!

stolen from some guy

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Submitted:	12/25/2015

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#1 - chukupowpow (12/25/2015) [-]

These Ahmeds will never get as many pussy as this Ahmed.
Nor $15 million per clock

#53 to #1 - enlightednatzie (12/26/2015) [-]

OH **** OSAMA BIN LADEN IS HIDING BEHIND THEM!

+40

#11 to #1 - vorarephilia

(12/26/2015) [-]

I'm Ahmed the real Ahmed all you other Ahmeds are just imitating
so won't the real Ahmed
Please blow up
please blow up
please blow up.

+32

#18 to #11 - chukupowpow (12/26/2015) [-]

For your spoiler. I <3 U

+32

#7 to #1 - kimilsung (12/25/2015) [-]

hurrr i put a clock in a suitcase and now im famousss

+39

#2 to #1 - wltwitch (12/25/2015) [-]

Incest don't count

+13

#26 to #2 - dreygur (12/26/2015) [-]

Says you

+39

#3 to #1 - anon (12/25/2015) [-]

I know this gets asked every time a picture of this kid is posted, but, does he honestly not have ANY other shirts?

+20

#4 to #3 - chukupowpow (12/25/2015) [-]

Im guessing he bought multiple NASA T-shirts to have one always ready. Kinda like superheroes closets. Full of the same costume

+15

#16 to #3 - platinumaltaria (12/26/2015) [-]

He's being used for publicity by his dad, of course not.

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#36 to #16 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]

edgy

#38 to #36 - majestispaceduck (12/26/2015) [-]

It's not even edgy, when i was 15 i woulda been happy walking around with like $500 not $15m but the real point is his dad is trying to get elected ss an official of some pro-terrorist country or something and this seems like a perfect way to "stand up to america and it's oppressive ways"

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#43 to #36 - platinumaltaria (12/26/2015) [-]

It's not edgy it's true...

#15 to #3 - vladthewolfdemon (12/26/2015) [-]

I have a few very similar shirts. I even used to have 3 of the same shirts of Rocky

+68

#12 - seamusmcmaximus (12/26/2015) [-]

>Their songs releases
>no marketing
>Bad PR
>Album sales bomb

5 dead in a Music Store explosion

+19

#8 - VaultTechy (12/26/2015) [-]

oh hey Riz Ahmed

#42 to #8 - maddboiy (12/26/2015) [-]

and he's in Nightcrawler too

#62 to #42 - VaultTechy (12/27/2015) [-]

He was actually really good in that

+10

#20 to #8 - marlton (12/26/2015) [-]

rubber dinghy rapids bro

#46 to #20 - listerthepessimist (12/26/2015) [-]

straight on't rides

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#6 - LookinHereWhy (12/25/2015) [-]

#40 - gerfox (12/26/2015) [-]

Now releasing their Christmas Album containing hits like:
"Jingle bombs"
"Last Christmas (I gave you a bomb)" and the very next day you blew away
"Hark! The Caliph sing"
"Rudolph the red-nosed camel"
"Frosty the car-bomb"
"Deck The Halls (with heads of heathens)"
... and much more!

#21 - crixuz (12/26/2015) [-]

The bomb boys

#19 - aurious (12/26/2015) [-]

Instead of AHMED3, why not AHM3D

+13

#22 - ritzrules (12/26/2015) [-]

I'm ready for the **** I'm about to get. Here goes:

Are we serious on hating Muslims or are we still joking? Because I feel like I should check every now and then.

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#61 to #22 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]

I have no problems againts muslims.

Then again I'm a jew..

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#23 to #22 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]

Well, if you're asking that on THIS content, that clearly doesn't commit to any hate on muslims, you should be asking yourself this question.

#24 to #23 - ritzrules (12/26/2015) [-]

Wait a minute, I'm racist? **** . I didn't even know. I've just seen more of it recently. I know **** has happened, but it feels like we're intentionally beating a dead horse sometimes.

I'm also a little drunk right now.

#31 to #24 - ghustla (12/26/2015) [-]

>Muslims
>Race
FFS people

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#33 to #31 - selongb (12/26/2015) [-]

Dude said he's a little tipsy, give him a break.

#35 to #33 - ghustla (12/26/2015) [-]

I don't see people mistake being white, black and/or asian as religion tipsy or not

#56 to #35 - selongb (12/26/2015) [-]

No but mixing up the words "racist" and "bigoted" is understandable for someone under the influence.

#64 to #35 - ritzrules (12/27/2015) [-]

shut the **** up ************

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#25 to #24 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]

You'll find all kinds of hatred on FJ.

There are people who hate Jews, ******* and democrats, there's no reason why there shouldn't be racists towards mudslimes too.

Just look for the funny and skip the hate.

+10

#27 to #22 - lulzdealer (12/26/2015) [-]

Muslims are generally pretty cool people.

Islam however, is a flawed and dangerous ideology.

#32 to #27 - bouazizforever (12/26/2015) [-]

May I ask what makes you think that?

#37 to #32 - urmomsagrot ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]

Oh I don't know, because history?

#39 - mytwocents (12/26/2015) [-]

remember: islam is the religion of peace (tm).

#50 to #39 - themonkeyfrompluto (12/26/2015) [-]

Watch Persepolis, two pictures with then and now don't help. I can show you a picture of Nagasaki before and right after the a-bomb. Without context you would just see the US being dicks...
Context mate context.

#45 to #39 - radtroll (12/26/2015) [-]

pictures on top : Iran's former "royal" family, The Shah was a puppet for the west, people were dying on hunger.

pictures on bottom: only the three on the right are in Iran, the one in the bottom right corner showing a female army squad, top left is probably in Palestine, the bottom left three in red frame are saudi girls on instagram or some **** .

just be real man

#58 to #45 - arsenalthegunners (12/26/2015) [-]

Also related. Shah and his father saved our asses, if it werent for them we would have been like or even worse than what afghanistan became, for of ****** radical muslims with no knowledge.
People werent starving during his ruling, people starved during the world war 2, look it up faggot. If anything prices of commodities and necessities were the lowest during his reign.

God I ****** hate you cunts who defend Iran's current government, or give opinion about Mohammad Reza Shah and his father Reza Shah. Yall are either ****** idiot whities who havent even lived there for 2 days, or ****** communists from Iran who would love to suck some soviet dick

#57 to #45 - arsenalthegunners (12/26/2015) [-]

oh please **** off back to iran then u piece of **** .
U dont know jack **** about iran, shah WAS NEVER puppet of the west. I bet you are one of them left commies who got scholarships and moved out of country, then joined the revolutionaries.
Your name truly suits you ******* . The video says it all. Also countries like south korea, and turkuy even said "we wish we were like Iran" before the ****** revolution"

SHAH OF IRAN SPEAKING TO THE PRESS ON OIL PRICES 1975

#63 to #57 - radtroll (12/27/2015) [-]

when did I shove a cactus up your ass? cuz you seem butthurt

#65 to #63 - arsenalthegunners (12/27/2015) [-]

Same time when you sucked communist dick, and the same time you licked Khomeini's balls you traitor

#66 to #65 - radtroll (12/28/2015) [-]

I'm not even Iranian *******

#67 to #66 - arsenalthegunners (12/28/2015) [-]

No wonder you have such wrong and ****** "facts" about Iran you ignorant fool.

#44 - discobleach ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]

that guy was awesome in Nightcrawler

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#47 to #44 - vampired (12/26/2015) [-]

he got him killed, right?

#48 to #47 - discobleach ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]

yep

#59 to #44 - dirtypizza (12/26/2015) [-]

Idk why but I just love movies where the bad guy wins and gets what he wants.

#9 - demonlordxsixtyfor (12/26/2015) [-]

Looks like tech support

#41 - SuperSixONE ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]

>they ask for Mr. Ahmed

That's a pretty efficient way of finding terrorists tbh

#34 - brothergrimm (12/26/2015) [-]

That track list tho

#29 - thedudeistheman (12/26/2015) [-]

Middle Ahmed is Riz Ahmed. He was in Nightcrawler.

#28 - itsbeowulftime (12/26/2015) [-]

The Ahmed on the left looks like Ray Romano.

#5 - chimayor (12/25/2015) [-]

#60 - studbeefpile (12/26/2015) [-]

#55 - dicktrickem (12/26/2015) [-]

ive gotten randomly searched before. Especially when I was a US soldier flying in the US. I got hurt and had to where braces on my leg, the TSA still manhandled me like a threat to US safety. If you think this is anything other that 3 dudes being named Ahmed in the same place, you are a retard