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Random Facts

NO ONE KNOWS
WHO INVERTER THE
BECAUSE ITS PATENT
WAS ll A FIRE.
CREATED IN l
MOLECULE IN GLASS:
ABRAHAM l. elttil. lla, WALT DISNEY, BILL
GATES, MARK , HENRY Mil,
THOMAS EDISON Mill STEVE JOBS. ALL OF
THEM HAD ND COLLEGE DEGREE.
WERE
WERE AWAKE.
DYSANIA IS THE STATE tlf
FINDING IT HARD Til an
i" "N out or BEDIA THE
I BILLION PEOPLE SPEAK ENGLISH.
THAT' S I EVERY 7 ON
THE WORD "BRIDE" GOMES FROM AN
MEANING "TO BOOK".
THE WORD "HUEUE" IS
THE SAME
WAY WHEN THE LAST 4
LETTERS ARE REMOVED.
THE WORD "MORTGAGE
BOMB FROM A FRENCH
WORD THAT MEANS
DEATH
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User avatar #6 - jaxlorza (11/05/2013) [+] (4 replies)
But who woke up the knockers-up?
#7 - martycamp (11/05/2013) [-]
Shhh... The feminists might hear you. We wouldn't want that
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#23 - hazadaza (11/05/2013) [+] (4 replies)
But who woke up the knocker uppers!?
#11 - wheres (11/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Regarding the Tetranitratoxycarbon - The way the fact is worded makes it sound like is was actually synthesised by the ten year old. This is not the case. They had the molecule model kits out, and the girl, Clara Lanzen, randomly assembled a symmetrical structure which so happened to be completely new. However, the molecule is completely theoretical - it has not been synthesised yet.
#16 - ICEDgrunge (11/05/2013) [-]
1st one
#15 - robrambo (11/05/2013) [-]
I had to read the ten year old one like 5 times to understand it properly.

"A ten year old accidently created in 2012..."

We can rebuild him, we have the technology.
User avatar #12 - bjornkrage ONLINE (11/05/2013) [-]
on the college degrees.

Most of the people were well underway with their research/projects, already had the needed knowledge to finish said projects, and finishing college would be a waste of time.
User avatar #45 - toncheky ONLINE (11/05/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I never knew how to pronounce queue.. so is it really just Q?
#36 - thermdiz (11/05/2013) [-]
but who wakes the "knocker-ups" up???
#55 - Absolute Madman (11/05/2013) [-]
See now, that college degree one is a nice idea, but it feels like it's encouraging you to say " **** it, I don't need to bother trying." These men were incredibly intelligent, but more importantly, incredibly lucky. You can't guarantee you'll have that kind of luck, especially not if you're not out in the world getting your name out there (part of the uni experience). I don't know. I just feel that, if it's an option, you should go to college/uni/etc. You need every advantage you can get these days.
User avatar #51 - trollinggenius ONLINE (11/05/2013) [-]
although i was aware it was pronounced "Q" i cant help but pronounce it qweewee
#50 - ainise (11/05/2013) [-]
A 10-year-old accidentally created, in 2012, a new molecule in science class: Tetranitratoxycarbon.

I was ******* re-reading that over and over, trying to make sense of it.
#30 - freenarative (11/05/2013) [-]
Actually mortgague is a contraction of 2 french words: Mort = Death & gage = pledge. The reason for this was as follows: In days of yore, ONLY men worked. You would attain a motgage with the following 2 clauses in there [simplified]
1) You pay us back until the debt is repaid IN FULL
2) Should you die before the debt is paid we get your house in full.
The reason I mention only men working is that it was believed single men had nothing to lose and would get a mortgage regardless of weather they could pay it back or not. Single guys were expected to run out on the debt where as married men were expected to have kids and jobs and pets etc.

Oh and if you remove the last 4 letters of WEEEEEEEE it is the same. WEEEEEEEE is defined as "the sound you make going down a slide"
User avatar #27 - seabassd (11/05/2013) [-]
The fire hydrant is accredited to Frederick Graff Sr., Chief Engineer of the Philadelphia Water Works around the year 1801.
#26 - Absolute Madman (11/05/2013) [-]
Every single one of these are from last weeks TIL subreddit, so I've read up on a couple.

The 10 year old creating a molecule one is sorta bogus though. He basically played with a molecular model kit, made a tetrahedral with 3 Oxygens and a Nitrogen, and asked what it was. The teacher looked it up and it found out it was a potentially possible molecule which was not recognized yet. Although it hasn't been synthesized yet, its basically so unstable it would only last in that form for a very very short amount of time.
User avatar #25 - mortolife (11/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Wait, is the fact about English speaking including both types of English?
User avatar #24 - heartlessrobot (11/05/2013) [-]
I personally would like to thank the inventor of vaseline for most of my anal activities.
#4 - Absolute Madman (11/05/2013) [-]
Thomas Edison murdered kitties and puppies.
User avatar #1 - monswine (11/05/2013) [-]
Queue owes its spelling to the french word for tail.
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