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NO ONE KNOWS
WHO INVERTER THE
BECAUSE ITS PATENT
WAS ll A FIRE.
CREATED IN l
MOLECULE IN GLASS:
ABRAHAM l. elttil. lla, WALT DISNEY, BILL
GATES, MARK , HENRY Mil,
THOMAS EDISON Mill STEVE JOBS. ALL OF
THEM HAD ND COLLEGE DEGREE.
WERE
WERE AWAKE.
DYSANIA IS THE STATE tlf
FINDING IT HARD Til an
i" "N out or BEDIA THE
I BILLION PEOPLE SPEAK ENGLISH.
THAT' S I EVERY 7 ON
THE WORD "BRIDE" GOMES FROM AN
MEANING "TO BOOK".
THE WORD "HUEUE" IS
THE SAME
WAY WHEN THE LAST 4
LETTERS ARE REMOVED.
THE WORD "MORTGAGE
BOMB FROM A FRENCH
WORD THAT MEANS
DEATH
...
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User avatar #6 - jaxlorza (11/05/2013) [+] (4 replies)
But who woke up the knockers-up?
#7 - martycamp (11/05/2013) [-]
Shhh... The feminists might hear you. We wouldn't want that
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#23 - hazadaza (11/05/2013) [+] (4 replies)
But who woke up the knocker uppers!?
#11 - wheres (11/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Regarding the Tetranitratoxycarbon - The way the fact is worded makes it sound like is was actually synthesised by the ten year old. This is not the case. They had the molecule model kits out, and the girl, Clara Lanzen, randomly assembled a symmetrical structure which so happened to be completely new. However, the molecule is completely theoretical - it has not been synthesised yet.
#39 - Leopard (11/05/2013) [-]
3rd one is bullshit. I read about this when it happened a year ago. The kid was playing with these molecule modeling kits in class, and created something random as if it was just lego. He showed the teacher, and the teacher was like "Woahhh, that can actually make a pretty cool molecule!"

If the 3rd one is bullshit, idk how many others are false.
#16 - ICEDgrunge (11/05/2013) [-]
1st one
#15 - robrambo (11/05/2013) [-]
I had to read the ten year old one like 5 times to understand it properly.

"A ten year old accidently created in 2012..."

We can rebuild him, we have the technology.
User avatar #12 - bjornkrage (11/05/2013) [-]
on the college degrees.

Most of the people were well underway with their research/projects, already had the needed knowledge to finish said projects, and finishing college would be a waste of time.
User avatar #45 - toncheky (11/05/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I never knew how to pronounce queue.. so is it really just Q?
#36 - thermdiz (11/05/2013) [-]
but who wakes the "knocker-ups" up???
#26 - anonymous (11/05/2013) [-]
Every single one of these are from last weeks TIL subreddit, so I've read up on a couple.

The 10 year old creating a molecule one is sorta bogus though. He basically played with a molecular model kit, made a tetrahedral with 3 Oxygens and a Nitrogen, and asked what it was. The teacher looked it up and it found out it was a potentially possible molecule which was not recognized yet. Although it hasn't been synthesized yet, its basically so unstable it would only last in that form for a very very short amount of time.
#55 - anonymous (11/05/2013) [-]
See now, that college degree one is a nice idea, but it feels like it's encouraging you to say "Fuck it, I don't need to bother trying." These men were incredibly intelligent, but more importantly, incredibly lucky. You can't guarantee you'll have that kind of luck, especially not if you're not out in the world getting your name out there (part of the uni experience). I don't know. I just feel that, if it's an option, you should go to college/uni/etc. You need every advantage you can get these days.
User avatar #51 - trollinggenius (11/05/2013) [-]
although i was aware it was pronounced "Q" i cant help but pronounce it qweewee
User avatar #20 - PRotofuzz (11/05/2013) [-]
2nd one is bullshit. Yes, one of the patents was burned in a fire, but that doesn't mean it's impossible to find out who invented it.

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#18 - anonymous (11/05/2013) [-]
5 bucks bet on the fact that the guy who invented vaseline also did goatse
#14 - vandettamask (11/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #13 - igfanforlife (11/05/2013) [-]
Vaseline, eat it. Fire Hydrant burned 10-year-old new molecule. No college degree. Before Alarm clocks tapping on client's windows, Dysonia had to get out of bed 1 billion english. 1 in every 7 bride to cook "queue". 4 letters are removed. "Mortgage" "death contract".
User avatar #10 - jembones (11/05/2013) [-]
I like most of these and find them interesting but, if anyone was wondering the fire hydrants are red because original water piping went through hollowed out trees. When i hole was drilled into the water pipe for say a hose, after they were done they would cork it and use bees wax to seal it. They would then paint the spot on the log red so if anyone had to retrieve water from that area again they wouldn't have to drill another hole in the log. Thus expanding the lifetime of the pipe by not having 1000 holes drilled and patched in one area and also saving time from just pulled the cork out instead of having to drill a new hole. THHHHEEEEE MOOOORREEEE YOUUUU KNOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
#5 - anonymous (11/05/2013) [-]
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