Ramen Noodles
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anon (08/31/2015) [-]
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"By the time the local police arrived, the cargo had completely vanished. They suspect that the horde of college students spotted leaving the scene of the accident may have been related to the disappearance, but could not offer any further information."
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hashtronaut [OP](09/01/2015) [+] (1 reply)
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Just posting this comment to remind you to shake your head in shame at >>#10
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anon (08/31/2015) [-]
every moron does yeah, i've been cooking restaurant quality meals since i was 14, made my first batch of mashed potatoes when i was 7, i had to feed myself from the age of 7, it's ******* pathetic how these kids eat, at 21 now my parents pay me $100 just to make my salmon steaks for them, 48 hours of marinading with 16 ingredients, flabour is out of this world. I've eaten $80 salmon steak in Tokyo that doesn't even compare to mine
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parishailsatan (09/01/2015) [-] This was my reaction to the guy as we sucking on his salmon..
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falloutvictim (09/01/2015) [-]
id rather eat ramen for a month than touch that chemistry set mcmeal
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whatswrongwithanon (09/01/2015) [-]
Everything's chemicals. Everything.
Eat nothing! It's all vile chemicals.
Everything!
Eat nothing! It's all vile chemicals.
Everything!
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talldumbdork ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-] Dihydrogen monoxide is in the air and the tap water you drink. Be careful! www.dhmo.org/facts.html
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sonowraevius (08/31/2015) [-]
You do realize they generally buy ramen after they blew through the rest of their money buying pizza and junk food right? If they had better money managing skills they could still eat good meals and not have to resort to rice, beans, and ramen.
It may get repetitive, surely, but you would have more balanced meals.
It may get repetitive, surely, but you would have more balanced meals.
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conisnon (08/31/2015) [-] not all collage students are like that, though. Many college students are purely in college from scholarships, and can barely afford their dorm, so it makes sense to only eat cheap foods. I'm not saying there aren't people who blow all their money on parties, i'm just saying not all college students do that.
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sonowraevius (08/31/2015) [-]
Yes, but generally the ones posting about ramen and the struggle are those types.
Even then if you are at least going to reduce yourself to one type of meal don't go for beans, rice, or ramen.
Peanut butter and Jelly sandwiches are quite cheap as well and give you a more nutritious "meal".
Even then if you are at least going to reduce yourself to one type of meal don't go for beans, rice, or ramen.
Peanut butter and Jelly sandwiches are quite cheap as well and give you a more nutritious "meal".
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thetoxicketchup (08/31/2015) [-] Canned sardines are good and cheap. High protein, Omega 3 and a whole lot of other nutrients.
They stink though.
They stink though.
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sonowraevius (08/31/2015) [-]
I am allergic to all forms of sea food. Thank you though.
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sonowraevius (09/01/2015) [-]
dunno, but I've tried every type of fish that is readily available and my skin gets all blotchy, my throat gets scratchy and swollen. If I go to a buffet (rare occassion) I always keep an epipen on me in case some of the other food got contaminated with food particles from the sea food isle.
Honestly, til I was about 15-16, I had a horrible immune system as well, I missed weeks and months of school up til then as well. Got the chicken pocks twice (once when I was 6 and again when I was 14).
Honestly, til I was about 15-16, I had a horrible immune system as well, I missed weeks and months of school up til then as well. Got the chicken pocks twice (once when I was 6 and again when I was 14).
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sonowraevius (08/31/2015) [-]
The packaged stuff makes me throw up (enjoy the taste, but could never keep it down). So I kinda had to find substitutes, like making cheap veggie soup.
I know not everyone can cook though, but simple stuff like cheese or peanut butter sandwiches are cheap and fill you up pretty well.
Just my two cents anywho.
I know not everyone can cook though, but simple stuff like cheese or peanut butter sandwiches are cheap and fill you up pretty well.
Just my two cents anywho.
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sonowraevius (09/01/2015) [-]
Not by any means, I happen to like my rice plain and my beans with cornbread.
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sonowraevius (09/01/2015) [-]
This was more directed at the people that blow all their money on pizza and junk food. They are the ones that complain about this the most.
Also, if you are having problems, try getting on food stamps. A lot of my friends who are in college now are on them. Just saying every little bit helps.
Also, if you are having problems, try getting on food stamps. A lot of my friends who are in college now are on them. Just saying every little bit helps.
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sonowraevius (09/01/2015) [-]
Honestly, I wasn't trying to sound aggressive in my post. I am honestly just trying to help people out.
I wish you the best, but I hope some people get something helpful from this.
I wish you the best, but I hope some people get something helpful from this.
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anon (08/31/2015) [-]
College student here.
I work full time 40-60hrs/wk , go to school full time, live on my own in an urban area off campus, and still have the financial ability to sustain a bodybuilding regimen off of approximately $10/day.
People choose not to budget themselves and spend money on booze or stupid **** . Or not work at all and coast on mommy and daddy's dime through college. If everyone took the time to set aside a budget, they could easily save money while eating actual food.
I work full time 40-60hrs/wk , go to school full time, live on my own in an urban area off campus, and still have the financial ability to sustain a bodybuilding regimen off of approximately $10/day.
People choose not to budget themselves and spend money on booze or stupid **** . Or not work at all and coast on mommy and daddy's dime through college. If everyone took the time to set aside a budget, they could easily save money while eating actual food.
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ilovemyguns (09/01/2015) [-] I never got this, I never wanted money from my parents so I work full time in college. I figure if I can, anyone can, within reason. I didn't work life feat food either, I did pest control, farm work, cut concrete, etc.
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heartbleed ONLINE (09/02/2015) [-] Not everyone can get jobs like pest control and stuff like that. It really depends on where you live.
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myjunk (09/01/2015) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the cooking class, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret barbecues at my parent's house, and I have over 300 confirmed recipes. I am trained in Sautéing and I’m the top cook in the entire street. You are nothing to me but just another mashed potatoe.
I will wipe you the **** up with pancakes the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words.
You think you can get away with salting that dip to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of someliers across the USA and your smell is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, swiller. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your taste buds. You’re ******* dead, pig. I can cook anywhere, anytime, and I can eat you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with bare supermarket ingredients.
Not only am I extensively trained in indirect grilling, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Hell's Kitchen and I will use it to its full extent to fry your miserable bass off the face of the plate, you little skim.
If only you could have known what unholy confection your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price for this meal, you goddamn glutton. I will pour sauce all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* baked, gourmand.
I will wipe you the **** up with pancakes the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words.
You think you can get away with salting that dip to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of someliers across the USA and your smell is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, swiller. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your taste buds. You’re ******* dead, pig. I can cook anywhere, anytime, and I can eat you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with bare supermarket ingredients.
Not only am I extensively trained in indirect grilling, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Hell's Kitchen and I will use it to its full extent to fry your miserable bass off the face of the plate, you little skim.
If only you could have known what unholy confection your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price for this meal, you goddamn glutton. I will pour sauce all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* baked, gourmand.
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aaronjamesfortson (09/01/2015) [-] you make your parents pay you for a meal? Why dont you just make them a nice meal, because, oh, I dont know...they're your parents?
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lordlolland ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-] There is being proud, and then there is being a boastful lying little bitch.
You fall in the second category.
You fall in the second category.
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itssakamoto (08/31/2015) [-] Suuuuure it does, kid, suuuuure.
And I am an expert craftsman who made the legendary muramasa
And I am an expert craftsman who made the legendary muramasa
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niggerjack (09/01/2015) [-] For your parents to pay you 100$ for salmon steaks (of which are ******* pleb tier), I'd like to know where you're getting them. And give me the name of the restaurant in Tokyo cause I'm pretty ******* sure you're ************ everyone on that.
By the way, if you're going to eat 100$ salmon, you don't need to marinade it for 48 hours with 16 different herbs and spices. Odds are you don't even ******* know how to marinade properly in the first place. If you need to marinade fish for 48 hrs to enjoy it, you might as well get the fish fillet from mcdonalds. They might be more to your liking.
By the way, if you're going to eat 100$ salmon, you don't need to marinade it for 48 hours with 16 different herbs and spices. Odds are you don't even ******* know how to marinade properly in the first place. If you need to marinade fish for 48 hrs to enjoy it, you might as well get the fish fillet from mcdonalds. They might be more to your liking.
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vvvvvsumbadassmofo (09/01/2015) [-] i haven't seen this many red thumbs since i said
"i haven't seen game of thrones, and have no intention of watching it in the future."
**** was a bloodbath.
"i haven't seen game of thrones, and have no intention of watching it in the future."
**** was a bloodbath.
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wehavecandy (09/01/2015) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Top Chef Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret recipes, and I have over 300 confirmed ingredients. I am trained in salmon steaks and I’m the top salmon chef in the entire US. You are nothing to me but just another bad cook. I will wipe you the **** out with flabour the taste of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spices across the USA and your recipe is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your cooking. You’re ******* marinated, kid. I can cook anywhere, anytime, and I can cook mashed potatoes in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in mashed potatoes, but I have access to the entire cookbook of the United States Top Chef Academy and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable salmon steaks off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “cooking” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will cook curry all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
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whatswrongwithanon (09/01/2015) [-]
You know what happens when you have to live in a dorm?
You DON'T GET AN OVEN.
You DON'T GET AN OVEN.
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seniorawesomesauce ONLINE (08/31/2015) [-] Something something that one fedora-wearing guy that would break that his soup or whatever was better than his friend's who's a chef.
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badtrollisbad (09/01/2015) [-] YOU HAVE NO CHOICE. YOU HAVE BEGUN.... THE UN-ENDABLE!!!!!
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fourfangedferret ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-] >48 hours
>16 ingredients
**** outta here. If you need more than 4 ingredients for salmon, youve failed. And the only time you should marinade it is in a brine in preparation for smoking it.
>16 ingredients
**** outta here. If you need more than 4 ingredients for salmon, youve failed. And the only time you should marinade it is in a brine in preparation for smoking it.
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pastysmasher ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-] You charge your parents? How ******* tightfisted are you?
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hikakiller ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
>listen to me, I'm an elitist who thinks he's better than everyone
You are either new to fj or a troll account
You are either new to fj or a troll account
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digitalmasterx (08/31/2015) [-]
where did you learn this from? did you come up with this all by yourself? because i find it hard to believe
a lot of people don't know how to do stuff like cooking is because there wasn't a necessity up until the point of necessity
a lot of people don't know how to do stuff like cooking is because there wasn't a necessity up until the point of necessity
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burningchimera (09/01/2015) [-] I'm so picky that i make my own food because i hate cheap crap like this, and if i do eat grocery store ramen, i go to a japanese market that has the good **** .
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sonowraevius (09/01/2015) [-]
Indeed, that stuff is amazing. My favorite is the teriyaki beef personally.
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theflyingdick (08/31/2015) [-] I ******* love yum yum. Too bad you can't get them where i live
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norwegiansnowman (08/31/2015) [-] Haven't eaten them in years until I found them in an Asian store in Stavanger.
I ended up buying 4 trays of yumyum. Not even ashamed of myself
I ended up buying 4 trays of yumyum. Not even ashamed of myself
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hashtronaut [OP](08/31/2015) [-] haaa... it's more of a "i'da probably be dead w/o these noodles" kinda love. but, you may have just inspired a spicier remix.
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adr (08/31/2015) [-]
I live in NC, and this would have been like plundering a very ****** shipwreck for me
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thehumblebraggart (08/31/2015) [-] **thehumblebraggart used "*roll picture*"**
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skykitsune (09/01/2015) [-] That's some **** I used to do. 'course I used to dust it on, tap it against a plate so the plate would catch what was loose, the re-apply to get a nice fine film all around instead of one bite bland one bite MY GOD MY TONGUE BURNS AGUAFSJGH
