Racist Jokes (white). I didn't come up with any, but I did find some good ones for people to enjoy The Jews are next guys. Racist Jokes (black) funnyjunk.com/Ra Edgy MC edgington
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Racist Jokes (white)

I didn't come up with any, but I did find some good ones for people to enjoy
The Jews are next guys.
Racist Jokes (black) funnyjunk.com/Racist+Jokes+black/funny-pictures/5077199/

Alright guys, time to do the best white jokes I
could find. Enjoy, crackers!
Q: How many white guys does it take to
change a lightbulb?
A: none. They beat the room for being black
Q: Why are redneck murder cases the hardest
to solve?
A: because there are no dental records and all
the DNA is the same.
Q: How do you circumsize a redneck?
A: kicking his sister in the jaw.
Q: What' s the scariest thing about seeing a
white guy in prision?
A: you know he did it.
Q: What has 36 legs and 16 teeth?
A: The front row at a country concert.
Q: What do you call a dancing white guy?
A: a disgrace
Q: What do you call it when a dancing white
guy has a seizure?
A: an improvment.
Q: What do you call a white guy in the NFL?
A: the coach
Q: What the flattest surface to iron yourfears
A: a white girl' s ass
Q: Why do white people own so many pets?
A: because they can' t own people anymore.
Q: What do you get when you put 32 Wallmart
shoppers in the same room?
A: a full set of teeth
Q: How does a cheetah catch a white guy?
A: easily.
Q: What' s similar between a white girl and a
tampon?
A: they' re both stuck up cunts.
Q: How are hurricanes like white girls?
A: When they come they' re wet and wild, but
when they leave they take everything but the
dog.
Q: Where' s the safest place to stand in a
basketball game full of white people?
A: under the hoop.
Wwhite guy is drinking and driving one
night, and on his way home he hits a black
couple. The husband crashed through the
windsheild and the wife went flying off in the
other direction. The white guy gets out of the
car terrified, just before police lights flash
behind him. The cop walks up to him and the
white man begins to stumble with his words
until the cop says, “Don' t worry, we' ll charge
him for breaking and entering, and we' ll charge
her for fleeing the scene."
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#2 - oxymoronking (04/01/2014) [+] (13 replies)
you should of done on about kkk and outlets, because the outlets are wight, and give power
User avatar #5 to #2 - theladystrangler (04/01/2014) [-]
I felt like a lot of those jokes were actually targeting blacks so I didn't.

A KKK member takes a job as a trucker.

Because of his new job, he can't attend KKK meetings, so to avoid being kicked out, he promises to hit every black man on the road while he's trucking.

One day while driving, he seeings a pastor hitchhiking on the side of the road so he picks him up. While the pastor is in the passenger seat, he spots a black man on the side of the road.

In his head he thinks "oh no, I can't hit this ****** with a pastor watching!"

So he slowly pretends to fall asleep, drifting his car towards the black man. As his eyes are closed he hears a loud *THUMP* and acts shocked.

He turns to the pastor and says "What happened!"

and the pastor replies by saying "You were about to miss that ****** on the side of the road, so I opened my door and hit him"
User avatar #14 - flemsdfer ONLINE (04/01/2014) [+] (11 replies)
You should have posted "What's white and 12 inches. NOTHING"
#29 to #28 - flemsdfer ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
Oh, I'm sorry. Did my joke need to be more realistic and factual? I'll try again.   
   
   
Why did the chicken cross the road?   
   
A ten gallon hat actually holds a little less than one gallon of water.
Oh, I'm sorry. Did my joke need to be more realistic and factual? I'll try again.


Why did the chicken cross the road?

A ten gallon hat actually holds a little less than one gallon of water.
User avatar #41 - therealtjthemedic (04/01/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I'm white and this is funny as **** .
User avatar #42 to #41 - isenseven (04/01/2014) [-]
Thanks, we needed a suppressed white man to confirm that this is funny.
User avatar #54 - catassassin (04/01/2014) [+] (3 replies)
What do you call a bench full of white people?
The NFL
#55 to #54 - threeonethree (04/01/2014) [-]
the jury
#23 - satanyan (04/01/2014) [+] (2 replies)
what's white and can't climb trees?   
 a fridge    
 that's the only white joke i know...    
 gif is unrelated
what's white and can't climb trees?
a fridge
that's the only white joke i know...
gif is unrelated
User avatar #1 - purplebelle (04/01/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Not racist but(also don't know if on other racist jokes thing)

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

None- feminists can't change anything!
#6 to #1 - hektoroftroy (04/01/2014) [-]
obligitory
#39 - casualtyivvii (04/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Not cool dude. You don't mess with whites. Haven't we been through enough?
User avatar #67 - neeplesteeple (04/01/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because a Jewish woman won't touch anything that's not 10% off.


How do you pick up a Jewish girl? With a dust pan.
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#97 - zhao (04/01/2014) [+] (2 replies)
What do you call hundreds of dead white people?    
 A Christmas miracle    
   
 Whats white and fourteen inches long?    
 Nothing    
   
 What do you call a white guy who was beat up?    
 A salted cracker    
   
Why can’t white people jump?    
  Because inbreeding prohibits it    
   
plz don't get offended its just jokes
What do you call hundreds of dead white people?
A Christmas miracle

Whats white and fourteen inches long?
Nothing

What do you call a white guy who was beat up?
A salted cracker

Why can’t white people jump?
Because inbreeding prohibits it

plz don't get offended its just jokes
User avatar #3 - firecash (04/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
If only I weren't white, then I could outrun a cheetah
User avatar #57 - honeybrew (04/01/2014) [+] (17 replies)
Can someone tell me a white person joke that is ACTUALLY insulting.

None of this was insulting at all.
User avatar #69 to #57 - finblob ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
what do u call gay

white people

hooooooooooOOOOOOO
User avatar #157 - dancingwhiteguy (04/01/2014) [-]
I am not a disgrace
User avatar #21 - makejuicebro (04/01/2014) [-]
The 1st Joke sounds better with how many cops does it take to change a light bulb
User avatar #149 - paradoxrocks ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
How many police officers does it take to push a black man down the stairs?
None, He fell
#155 - anonyivious (04/01/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Does anyone even find racism funny?
Does anyone even find racism funny?
User avatar #161 to #155 - youngneil (04/01/2014) [-]
Racism isn't funny, but racist jokes are. As long as it's all in good fun it's alright. That's just how I think anyway. I'm white, I thought these were great. And I also thought the last comp was funny too.
#212 - mrjunebug (04/01/2014) [-]
Q: Why do jews get circumcised?

A: Because jewish women can't resist anything that is 25% off.
#66 - keybladewarrior (04/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Most of these weren't white jokes like the last one but it was an attempt.
Most of these weren't white jokes like the last one but it was an attempt.
#185 - volksworgen (04/01/2014) [-]
11/10

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