Racist Jokes (black). Seriously don't get too upset, I'll trash every group!. guys it' s time for some racist jokes I know these are offensive, have fun writing did i Just say the n word
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Racist Jokes (black)

Seriously don't get too upset, I'll trash every group!

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guys it' s time for some racist jokes
I know these are offensive,
have fun writing about it)
Q: What do you call a black woman whos
had multiple abortions?
A: a crimefighter
Q: How long does it take a black girl to take
a **** ?
A: 9 months
Q: What do you call a black guy hitchhiking?
A: stranded
Q: How do you know the last person to use
your laptop was black?
A: Because it' s gone.
Q: What do you say to a black guy in a
suit?
A: "the defendant may now rise"
Q: What do black men do after sex?
A: 25 to life in prison
Q: Why are a black guy' s eyes red after
sex?
A: from all the mace
Q: How are black people and tornados
similar?
A: it only takes one to ruin a neighborhood
Q: What do you call a dyslexic black guy?
A: Ginger
Q: What' s the most confusing day in Detriot?
A: Father' s Day
Q: What do you call a black guy in college?
A: a basketball player
Q: What' s the difference between Bigfoot
and a hard working black man?
A: Bigfoot' s been spotted
Q: How you kill a black guy?
A: Hide his foodstamps under his job
application
Q: What' s the difference between Batman
and a black man?
A: Batman can go a night without Robin
A science teacher asked his class,
Kids, what' s in the middle of a cell?"
and one kid raised his hand and said,
That' s easy! Black people!"
Q: Why do black men get arrested?
A: To look for their dad
They say Adam and Eve, like the first
humans, were black, but I find that hard to
believe.
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a ****** ?
Alright guys, that was the end of this segment.
If I get good feedback I' ll post more jokes
about other groups (yes, including whites)
if people don' t get too butthurt.
Post ones you know and upvote the best ones
I' ll use 'em next time
...
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User avatar #4 - theladystrangler (03/30/2014) [+] (71 replies)
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Hey guys, also feel free to choose the group I should do next, the most thumbed one is the one i'll do.
User avatar #459 - theladystrangler (04/01/2014) [-]
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#2 - skullball (03/30/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#27 - pappathethird (03/30/2014) [+] (7 replies)
inb4
User avatar #3 - manbearpiglet (03/30/2014) [+] (3 replies)
A fat racist and a skinny racist jump off a cliff. Who wins?
Society
But really though I love these jokes.
#1 - lolofoeshow ONLINE (03/30/2014) [+] (1 reply)
this content, it's gonna be big
#7 - blunted (03/30/2014) [+] (1 reply)
why do black kids eat a tootsie roll with a fork.....so they dont bite their fingers.
#103 - danzoshimura (03/30/2014) [+] (25 replies)
Do white people next, I don't think I've ever heard one.

User avatar #45 - mrawesomepotato (03/30/2014) [+] (12 replies)
This isn't racist, but its offensive as **** . I told this to my friend and he wanted to throw up.

What do you do after you rape a deaf, dumb and blind girl?
Break her fingers so she can't tell her mom.
#64 - cyberneticghost (03/30/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Could somebody explain the ginger one to me?

I feel really stupid for not getting it...
#66 to #64 - raxub (03/30/2014) [-]
Ginger is just ****** re-arranged
User avatar #78 - wykkid (03/30/2014) [-]
I asked a jewish girl for her number

so she pulled up her sleeve
#62 - coronangel (03/30/2014) [-]
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#31 - noonesperfect (03/30/2014) [+] (4 replies)
What is the difference between a 						******					 and a pile of 						****					?   
 When 						****					 gets old, it turns white and stops smelling    
   
 How do you hunt 						*******					 during the night?   
 You tell a joke and aim at the smiling teeth    
   
A 						******					 is sitting at the backseat of a car. Who is driving?   
 The police
What is the difference between a ****** and a pile of **** ?
When **** gets old, it turns white and stops smelling

How do you hunt ******* during the night?
You tell a joke and aim at the smiling teeth

A ****** is sitting at the backseat of a car. Who is driving?
The police
#47 - skyblueshinx (03/30/2014) [-]
What do you call a black priest?   
 Holy 						****
What do you call a black priest?
Holy ****
#46 - thedudethedude (03/30/2014) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #17 - thewaronbeingcool (03/30/2014) [+] (1 reply)
What's white on the top, black on the bottom?

Society.

What's black on the top, white on the bottom?

Rape.
User avatar #44 - mrawesomepotato (03/30/2014) [-]
What do you call a Mexican in college? Janitor
#95 - jnovuse ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
I laughed. But don't worry, I'm not racist. A black man walked by me once, and I didn't clench my buttcheeks.
I laughed. But don't worry, I'm not racist. A black man walked by me once, and I didn't clench my buttcheeks.
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