RIP GTA IV. .. I will always remember one time I was trying to do a backflip over a shipping container on a motorcycle, and while I was upside down I faceplanted into the ship ok Maybe when its released on Pc
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#3 - wolfypolli
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I will always remember one time I was trying to do a backflip over a shipping container on a motorcycle, and while I was upside down I faceplanted into the shipping container and died; there was a black guy that was walking on the sidewalk, and he turned and looked at me, threw his hands up in the air and went: "Yo man! that **** was bananas!"
I will always remember one time I was trying to do a backflip over a shipping container on a motorcycle, and while I was upside down I faceplanted into the shipping container and died; there was a black guy that was walking on the sidewalk, and he turned and looked at me, threw his hands up in the air and went: "Yo man! that **** was bananas!"
User avatar #24 to #3 - smellyboner
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i just heard 50 cent say that in my head
User avatar #51 to #24 - wolfypolli
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I love your name.
User avatar #153 to #51 - smellyboner
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hahaha thank you!
#140 to #3 - blablub
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Technically speaking, when you were doing a backflip and you were upside down, then you didn't faceplanted, but you back-of-the-head-planted into the container...

Yes, I'm a nitpicker.
User avatar #96 to #3 - explore
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I remember I had a suicide competition with my friend, I had got to the top of the Empire State building and ramped off with a spawned in Sanchez (So I didn't hit a ledge on the way down) and jumped off mid-air. Instead of dying when I hit the pavement, I landed in a bin, survived, and an Asian fellow holding a hotdog, dropped it and screamed "Woah man, are you alright?!".
User avatar #60 to #3 - tittylovin
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Just ******* around in GTA4, I jumped from a high building.
When you die, time slows down, so when I got close to the ground a random offscreen black guy yelled "OHHHHHH MYYYYYY GAAAWWWWDDDDD" for about the whole five seconds of my slow-motion neck snapping.
User avatar #14 to #3 - mrevitcartta
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I hate how when you do a stunt jump it changes camera angles so your halfway through a backflip then the direction your pushing the L-stick makes you go in a different direction and you can't correct it in time and crash.
#11 to #3 - froggerhasxbox
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I had some fantastic memories in GTAIV, there was at one point where someone was chasing me down, he spun out and took off from a slight bump, and got t-boned by another player in a helicopter. needless to say he got pissed at me.
I had some fantastic memories in GTAIV, there was at one point where someone was chasing me down, he spun out and took off from a slight bump, and got t-boned by another player in a helicopter. needless to say he got pissed at me.
User avatar #22 to #11 - IAmManbearpig
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I was just playing San Andreas, and I was just kinda sitting in my car as I ate. While I watched, there were 3 cops on a sidewalk, one of which was a motorcycle cop. one of them stole the motorcycle, ran over the other one, and sped away, then some chick pulled out a gun, shot the motorcycle cop, who killed her, and just kinda threw his arms up in what looked like an exaggerated shrug.

right after, a car sped by with a cop on his ass, and as soon as they went behind a building, another cop car came from the same direction, the cop got out, then tried to get back in, but the car was locked, then he started shooting people.

it was an interesting few minutes.
#9 to #3 - cptjoe
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#2 - erpetrich
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Gotta put in a classic
Gotta put in a classic
#59 to #2 - marvelboytwo
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You can play in first person? In GTA IV?
User avatar #69 to #59 - enderslayer
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With a mod, i believe.
#95 to #59 - salmonofdoubt
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User avatar #102 to #95 - stallioncock
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It is GTA 4... GTA 4 has been out for years.
#100 to #95 - anon id: 21ed3fd7
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I forgive your ignorance since your username is salmonofdoubt but that game indeed is gtaIV with first person mod
#30 - inclemos
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GTA V sucks.
#36 to #30 - islandofpen
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#46 to #30 - anon id: def5259c
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Grand Theft Auto Five sucks huge nutsack.
User avatar #122 to #30 - csondi
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Obvoius troll is obvious.

why woul it suck? i dont have it cuz pc reasons but my friend have it, i tried it, i cant ******* wait for PC version. and i ******* hope, they port it correctly, so we dont have to wait mounths for patches.
#165 to #122 - inclemos
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And obvious troll is obvious? Try harder next time dude. Your idea of a troll is obviously ******.
#164 to #122 - inclemos
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Why would it suck? Are you kidding me man? Are you TELLING me I should like the game? Just like I should tell you that you should like to suck cock? It doesn't work that way. I hate the game and you don't, what's wrong with that?
User avatar #93 to #30 - makethingsworse
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It actually doesn't. At all, really. You must be incredibly bad at it or your pussy is acting up again.
#166 to #93 - inclemos
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It is the biggest pile of **** I have ever played. u mad bro?
#48 to #30 - thewellfuckguy
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No.
No.
#50 to #48 - inclemos
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Okay.
User avatar #32 to #30 - doopleganger
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That's just like your opinion man.
#33 to #32 - inclemos
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#55 to #33 - lurkerlarry
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Take this.
Take this.
#145 to #55 - anon id: d0093935
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what is the name of this movie? i knew the name once but i forgot and cant remember for ****
User avatar #154 to #145 - fizzor
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The Big Lebowski.
#67 to #30 - ianmcgunny
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#39 to #30 - vexeranhd
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#45 to #39 - inclemos
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Don't get so upset man. I would rather be a gigantic faggot than a newfag anyways.
User avatar #105 to #45 - fizzor
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"hurr newfag durr" go back to 4chan faggot.
#162 to #105 - inclemos
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Relax man. I have been here longer than you. I know how this site works. It is honestly the biggest piece of **** now, and I would much rather be on 4Chan but it amazes me how ignorant everyone on this site is. Plus I like to check what the new admin has done to **** pile of garbage to make it an even larger pile of garbage!
User avatar #167 to #162 - fizzor
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I'm going to assume the "biggest piece of **** now" is GTA V, so care to elaborate why? Try to provide proper reasons, otherwise you'll just seem like you're speaking out of your ass for ***** and giggles. Oh and yes, you've been here longer than I have, which is why it amazes me so much how you use the term "newfag" like it's still a thing here.
#168 to #167 - inclemos
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I don't use newfag all the time just on special occasions when someone goes out of their way to be an asshole and I have the advantage of being the "wise and experienced" Funnyjunker. I digress. The game (in my opinion) completely ruined the free roam and **** around factors in the game. GTA IV was the ultimate game to **** around in with cheats being so readily available and the cops not such assholes. I didn't find that the case in GTA V, I also hate the driving mechanics and how you have 3 charecters. Rockstar tried to hard on this game in my opinion when they were doing great up until GTA V. One last thing 4Chan is far superior than FJ so by banishing someone to 4Chan is not a diss. Try Tumblr or 9Gag.
User avatar #169 to #168 - fizzor
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While I have not experienced the game myself, I must say using three playable characters is certainly a bold attempt, but what I have seen from all the videos I watched and what not, I think Rockstar pulled it off pretty well. Alas, I cannot speak for the driving mechanics, but as for the increased police hostility, it's pretty much the situation of you get what you ask for. Why? Everyone had said how ******* dumb the cops are in GTA IV and all that ****, so now you have cops that don't **** around.

Also, 4chan is a hollow shell of what it once was nowdays, mostly filled with kids and sad cunts, even some who think they are in a position to talk **** about other people when they are even more pathetic themselves. Not too much different from FJ, now that I think about it.
#170 to #169 - inclemos
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Haha you make a valid point about 4Chan. I still feel like they have a better community for entertainment than FJ though. I guess no one really realized what they asked for when they wanted better cops 'cause they sure as hell gave it to us. I am sure once the game comes out for computer I will play it though. I guess my whole problem with the game is how it's horrible on console but once it is released on PC and the modding community works on it I bet it will be as enjoyable or better than GTA IV
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#163 to #147 - inclemos
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I feel bad for your generation of FJ.
#72 to #45 - anon id: 1e98d214
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At least a newfag has the potential to get bigger. You're just a useless lurker.
#44 to #30 - Animalkilla
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#18 - chickenfarting
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There's a snake in my boot... and a cap in yo ass
There's a snake in my boot... and a cap in yo ass
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User avatar #146 to #18 - miscarriage
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that's creepy as ****
#12 - elmoose **User deleted account**
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what a great cop he sacafied himself to save your life
what a great cop he sacafied himself to save your life
#57 to #12 - ridivey
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#15 to #12 - disruptard
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>sacafied
#1 - mudkipfucker
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User avatar #34 to #1 - waffies
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Poonkins!
User avatar #110 to #1 - legendofbearo
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This is one of those things you see and makes you want to believe...
#35 to #1 - pawnman
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oh Poonikins!
oh Poonikins!
#38 - doesthislookunsure
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follow your dreams
follow your dreams
User avatar #41 to #38 - mitchr
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Source?
#42 to #41 - doesthislookunsure
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No, sorry
No, sorry
User avatar #43 to #42 - mitchr
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Hell. Ah well, it was good anyways. Thumbs for you.
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#23 - include
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isded.
isded.
#27 - jalthelas
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#133 to #27 - furryflava
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heres a longer version
heres a longer version
#10 - okaythen
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I'd kill to play gta 4 with the engine and graphics or 5.
#31 to #10 - eating
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i dont know if you are joking but.. engine and graphics are same.. just a little modified, and gta 4 is greyish.. but yeah, basicly same **** dude
i dont know if you are joking but.. engine and graphics are same.. just a little modified, and gta 4 is greyish.. but yeah, basicly same **** dude
User avatar #84 to #31 - schneidend
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I think he means the mechanics and extra activities of V being added to IV. Then again, most people don't realize the "enginge" is the bare bones of the game, and not every little feature they happen to like.
User avatar #149 to #84 - eating
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that still doesnt mean i said anything wrong to get thumbed down
User avatar #151 to #149 - schneidend
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I agree, though with the gif of Jon Tron being annoyed/flabbergasted, it did seem like you had a more dickish tone.
User avatar #152 to #151 - eating
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yeah, that might be the problem
User avatar #94 to #10 - tradith **User deleted account**
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I just didn't enjoy GTA IV because of how dark and dirty it was, even in the ballad of gay tony :/