REKT. Yep so i put this together on word and then screenshotted because i am not too good at compute. Sorry if its a little blurry.. mimosa Thar ' It Thr "atr"
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Yep so i put this together on word and then screenshotted because i am not too good at compute.
Sorry if its a little blurry.

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#2 - bowlofspaghetti (08/03/2014) [+] (26 replies)
Bonus fat people story
User avatar #17 - demented ONLINE (08/03/2014) [+] (16 replies)
My restaurant FPS

>Be me age 20, skinny white dude
>Working at small pizza/ice cream parlor in tiny ass summer tourist stop in NE Wisconsin I mean SMALL pop of about 900 but has a lot of tourist traffic
>4th year there and generally bros with the owner and basically the manager as he lets me handle the day to day **** so he can do the financial and stocking nonsense
>Nearing the end of shift and it's REALLY busy which is odd as the shift changes were around 4PM so that swaps could happen during the regular lull that normally happens then
>I'm taking orders out to prevent **** from piling up in the pickup area as we're ******** out orders faster than people are getting it.
>Just making sure people are happy and not getting neglected
>In squeezes Big Bertha and her two Lypo-byproduct teenagers
>She's around 300+ while the kids are at a meager 250 none are taller than 5'8"
>Waddles to me and tells me that the side door which was wider because it was our fire escape and exit only should have been open as they needed to use the handicap parking spot and needed easier access
>Explain that it's a fire escape as she gives me a look of disdain
>head back behind counter and tell the person cashiering to take over what I'd been doing as I'm faster than them
>line goes smoothly until Big Bertha
>"I'd like Family Pleaser and a 12 inch pizza"
>This is our combo meal, a 16" pizza with a 2 liter thing of soda and a LARGE salad it's made to feed 4 people and she wanted food for an additional 1 1/2 people.
>give her the price as she hands me damp bills and coins she pulled from her tiny from pockets
>Their pizzas come out and at this point all the orders are in and people are just waiting on food, at this point I would normally be off shift as it's a good 30 mins past my shift but the owner asked me to stay extra with promise of overtime
>Haul their food to their booth in the back corner of the parlor

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#20 to #17 - demented ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
>The mother is apparently eating the WHOLE 12" in addition to the ENTIRE salad which has now been drenched in more dressing than a thanksgiving turkey.
>I head back toward the kitchen when they ask for more Parmesan cheese showing me their empty shaker
>I assumed I'd brought them an almost empty shaker until I'd returned with the now full shaker and looked at her salad which is now coated with cheese in addition to dressing
>hand her the shaker and bail
>go back to helping other customers until she stomps and waddles her way back to me
>"We need more Parmesan cheese"
>at this point I KNOW I gave her a look
>but I reluctantly take the shaker back and start filling it until the owner comes from the back and says "Erik don't give them any more ******* cheese they've basically gotten a free extra cheese pizza because they've been dumping out the cheese directly onto it"
>Go back to the table to tell them what the owner told me
>The table looks like someone dusted everything with a generous helping of cheese, literally cannot see the pepperoni through the extra cheese and there's extra dressing EVERYWHERE
>Landwhale flips her **** and demands to talk to the owner
>lol OKAY
>Now the owner of this place is NOT a patient guy and HATES to get called on so much so he'll avoid any customer interaction when possible.
>In back when I hear a large crunching crash sound and inarticulate yelling
>Thank god we didn't have more customers in the shop at this point
>About 10 mins later he comes back to the back room
>Mfw he banned them
>Mfw she broke a table and punched a hole in the wall and he had her pay for damages
>Mfw I'm told if they ever show up again to have me and my bodybuilder co-worker escort them out to the parking lot and make them leave

That table looked like a bomb went off on it and there was cheese everywhere
User avatar #4 - vedgetable ONLINE (08/03/2014) [+] (5 replies)
fat shaming sundays?
im ok with that
User avatar #19 - synystyr (08/03/2014) [+] (42 replies)
Hi, big guy here with a question.
Do you hate all fat people, or just the ones with that dumbass attitude "We're all beautiful" , "I'm not unhealthy"?
(I'd like to think that if you're capable of contributing to society and you don't blimp out and hyperventilate at the thought of walking from the back of the parking lot, it's not a big deal.)
#18 - easternigguh (08/03/2014) [-]
"do you have magical powers where you can tell how healthy a person is just by looking at them?"
#10 - fyaq (08/03/2014) [-]
a story on huffington post, posted on facebook, reposted on 4chan, reposted on fj.

#16 - anonymous (08/03/2014) [-]
We need to stop this whole everyone is beautiful pussy **** that's been going on. This is why the USA has such high obesity weights. Because we tell the kids that it's OK to be fat when it ******* isn't. They should never be ok with being fat. Once that happens it means that they lost the battle. People should strive to be healthy, not just give up and accept being a fatass sack of blubber. It's disgusting. Stop telling kids that it's ok to be fat and they wont think that it is. Tell them it's NOT OK and that they shouldn't be and maybe they wont be ok with being fat.
User avatar #12 - kabuthefox ONLINE (08/03/2014) [+] (8 replies)
let them be fat, who cares
User avatar #15 to #12 - bluerangermartin (08/03/2014) [-]
because they cost countries millions in taxes from health problems.
User avatar #8 - kumimono (08/03/2014) [+] (6 replies)
On the scale of 1-140, how silly is this?
User avatar #11 to #8 - Silver Quantum ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
i don't know. they smashed all scales
#115 - psychotayto (08/03/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I blame tumblr for making fat people think it's ok to be a fat ball of lard and demand people to love you.
I blame tumblr for making fat people think it's ok to be a fat ball of lard and demand people to love you.
User avatar #47 - redknull (08/03/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Sweeping the nation how? By dragging their fat on the floor?
#50 - hewhoepicfails (08/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I say we let them be unhealthy so they can die off from heart failure or some **** .
#89 - kristovsky ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
"Do you have magical powers where you can tell how healthy someone is by looking at them?"

Yes. Yes I do. it's called vision.
#5 - anonymous (08/03/2014) [+] (10 replies)
I encourage this. Natural selection will kill them off as they die early from obesity related diseases.
#205 - bulbasaurb (08/04/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Bonus fat people story
#211 to #205 - riayl (08/04/2014) [-]
Here's a full size one.
#204 - kokanum (08/04/2014) [-]
It is my business if it's ruining my country, fellow neighbor, emotional support, real handicapped people I know and love that can't get to the store because a fat woman parked in their spot, and making our taxes go up due to health problems. I think I have full rights to be mad.
User avatar #226 - katothepotato (08/04/2014) [+] (7 replies)
I'm sorry, but if you're saying "Wait I need to take a break." from simply walking through the ******* grocery store and you look like you ate Jaba the ************* Hut, you are being unhealthy.
#231 to #226 - iamsammich (08/04/2014) [-]
if being fat is a problem, then how come peecha chakka no wookie boonowa tweepi solo?
hooooo hoo hoo hoooo
#70 - ragealicious (08/03/2014) [+] (13 replies)
I have nothing against Fat people. What i have a problem is fat people who complain. I used to be overweight. Know what I did? I muscled the **** up and dropped 65lbs in 1 month. There are no excuses.
#131 - anonymous (08/03/2014) [-]
>not my business
>using my taxes to pay for your negligence
chose one.
#6 - mowgaycraft (08/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Well if we're not able to tell if people are healthy or sick by looks then I guess chicken pox never was an issue. Neither are the impending heart attacks those people will get.

Seriously. If overweight people don't want to listen then whatever they bring upon themselves is deserved, right? There's a way out of being overweight but there's no bona-fide cure for ignorance.
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