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RATTLE ME BONES PART 2

allt?, omegle Talk to strangers!
You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol
You and the stranger both like roleplaying.
You: RATTLE ME BONES
Stranger: What are you doing here?
Stranger: The guards will smash you if they
see you on the streets!
Stranger: shoo! go back to whoever raised you from
your grave!
You: NAH NAH NAH MAN
You: I' M GONNA CUT YOU A DEAL
Stranger: You.... what?
You: CUT
You: YOU
You: A DEAL
You: MEATBAG
Stranger: This isn' t one of those back alley
deals We heard about where i end up like
you asking other people the same thing right?
You: I' M SCERRY I ICOULDN' T HEAR YOU CIFER
HOW MUCH DICK YOU HAVE IN YOUR MEOUTH LET
ME PULL IT CUT FDR YOU
You: YANK
You: NOW THAT WE HAVE THAT CUT THE WAY
You: I' M GONNA HOCK YOU UP WITH A REALLY
HOT
You:
Stranger: ....oh god
Stranger: Are you some sort of failed experiment?
You: I' M A SKELETON
Stranger: I bet some lonely neuromancer misses his
standout comedy
You: YCIY' D HAVE TD BE A PRETTY ******
NECROMANCER TD **** UP YOUR FIRST "RAISE
UNDEAD" SUMMEN BUDDY
Stranger: Who in the nine hells would think to mix
undead with comedy?
Stranger: that' s such a GHASTLY idea
You: THAT' S NOT FUNNY ASSH( DLE
Stranger: at Leasy i still have mine
You: I HOPE YOU LIKE BALLS BECAUSE I' M ABOUT
TD KICK YOURS UP INT!) YOUR THROAT
Stranger: Hah! you' re out of luck
Stranger: i don' t have those!
You: THAT EXPLAINS YOUR TINY CC) CCJX
You:
Stranger: "sigh"
Stranger: "casts turn undead"
You: DH MAN
You: IT' S THE DAYS IN TIAM ALL CIFER AGAIN
Stranger: hey, what the
You: JERRY WOULDN' T STOP READING HIS
Stranger: you should be dead or at least frozen now
You: " CIR NOT TD TIBIA, THAT IS THE TRUE
You:
Stranger: Damnit, i knew the order didn' t teach me
everything i should know
Stranger: Where is the nearest tavern? i need a drink
You: YOU GOTTA TAKE THE CARPAL LANE
You:
Stranger: let me guess, if i threaten to destroy you
you' ll call me a numbskull?
You: ND I' LL SAY YOU DIDN' T HAVE THE BONES
You:
Stranger: /
You: GIMMIE SEEP
Stranger: fine, if that will get you off my back
You: GIVE IT
Stranger: "hands were bag of odins"'
You: ' CUT DICK"
You: RATTLE ME BONES
Stranger: ....you don' t even have a dick
You: JOKES IDN YOU IT' S ACTUALLY A DECAYED
ARM
You: LEMME FRINDLE THOSE
Stranger: what? no! don' t tooh me there!
You: "RATTLE RATTLE"
You: HOW BIG ARE DEM TITS
Stranger: Ehwhat? well Sister Laura was always
complaining about how i' m ever going to be a proper
paladin if i oan' t properly wear plate armor but i oan' t
help it either!
Stranger: Gees, It' s not my fault
You: HOW BIG
You: ARE DEM
You: TAM TAMS
Stranger: |... That' s none of your business so why don' t
you go away with your... boner!
You: NOT UNTIL I GET WHAT YOU PAID FDR
You: HOW BIG ARE THOSE
You:
Stranger: : We just had about enough of your
obsession about my breasts!
Stranger: I' m going to find me a goddamned tavern
Stranger: And get me some goddamned ale!
You: IAM THE TAVERN YOU STUPID WENCH NOW
TELL ME THOSE
Stranger: I DIDN' T KNOW CK IT' S NOT LIKE I'
EVER MEASURED THEM
You: NDW' S A GODD TIME TD
Stranger: I...
Stranger: I...
Stranger: I' M GONNA GET DRUNK
Stranger: BYE
Stranger: I HOPE THE CINDER PUTS ABERRANT
FDR YOUR SKULL
You: ADAH WAIT ADAH
You: LET ME JUST STARE AT YOUR CLARICE CINE
LAST TIME
You:
Stranger: "storms off'
Your partner has .
...
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Submitted: 03/18/2014
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User avatar #1 - kingdragon (03/18/2014) [-]
We need a 3rd
#38 - baaltomekk (03/18/2014) [-]
humerus
User avatar #7 - fonestig (03/18/2014) [+] (3 replies)
i love these. the occasional pun is very humorous.
RATTLERATTLERATTLERATTLE
#6 - abysmalshadow ONLINE (03/18/2014) [+] (5 replies)
This is a bonefied work of genius.   
Just bare-bones, rib-tickling comedy here.   
Will you have another one for us tomarrow?
This is a bonefied work of genius.
Just bare-bones, rib-tickling comedy here.
Will you have another one for us tomarrow?
#4 - saltytreats (03/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
RATTLERATTLERATTLERATTLE
RATTLERATTLERATTLERATTLE
#70 - blairin (03/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
My attempt
#39 - ohhh (03/18/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Every time i see RATTLERATTLERATTLERATTLE i imagine him doing this.
Every time i see RATTLERATTLERATTLERATTLE i imagine him doing this.
#56 - dehnoobshow (03/18/2014) [-]
Might come in handy.
#43 - biebergotswag (03/18/2014) [+] (6 replies)
tl:dr
what's this about?
#54 to #43 - TheHutchie (03/18/2014) [-]
I think I might just reply to you with an expired lettuce every time I see you comment on here.
#46 - sirbrentcoe (03/18/2014) [+] (8 replies)
i can't wait for someone to roll this..
#29 - chimichanganom (03/18/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#18 - oxki (03/18/2014) [+] (2 replies)
man, how do you get these cool partners, I only get pedophiles and old indian men
User avatar #20 to #18 - nudes (03/18/2014) [-]
"you and your partner both like roleplaying"
#74 - spanishninja ONLINE (03/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#69 - sabertoothmoose ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
<-later at the tavern...
RATTLERATTLERATTLERATTLE!
#51 - fjaggot (03/18/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I want to be a skeleton now
#23 - domoman (03/18/2014) [-]
Don't Rattle me Bones.
Don't Rattle me Bones.
#40 - deadnanners ONLINE (03/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#28 - samxdaxman (03/18/2014) [-]
Oh damn I 						*******					 love these.
Oh damn I ******* love these.
#19 - daix ONLINE (03/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Skull jokes. Skull jokes everywhere.
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