RAPE. . Pollen is essentially 'plant spew‘. Therefore. this makes hay fever an STD. Since we rune voluntarily takes in pollen, We concluded, we are all being ra
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User avatar #1 - sinery (05/15/2014) [+] (3 replies)
We better cut down all the tree- Oh wait.
#4 - beren (05/15/2014) [-]
The solution
User avatar #2 - halotalim (05/15/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Don't tell the feminists.
#7 - quelaagislove (05/15/2014) [-]
And flem is that pesky load you just cant swallow...
And flem is that pesky load you just cant swallow...
#33 - broswagonist ONLINE (05/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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#26 - kaboomz ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
>we are all being raped by trees
>we are all being raped by trees
#14 - samoaspider ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Also an average Blue Whale ejaculates ~400 gallons of sperm in the sea water while mating. No wonder the oceans are salty as 			****		 too.
Also an average Blue Whale ejaculates ~400 gallons of sperm in the sea water while mating. No wonder the oceans are salty as **** too.
#20 - adamks (05/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
This is horribly assumptous. Just because its semen, it doesn't mean its an std.
User avatar #30 to #20 - thirdjess ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
It's assumptious, for future use

Right, an infection is a substance/bacteria attacking your body, an allergy is your body being ignorant pollenist scum.
#17 - falinos (05/16/2014) [-]
MFW
MFW
User avatar #12 - tittylovin (05/16/2014) [-]
DIE CIS PLANTS
DOWN WITH THE CLOROPHIL PATRIARCHY
User avatar #9 - tehwheelman (05/16/2014) [-]
Evil Dead.jpg
User avatar #32 - nucularwar (05/16/2014) [-]
I'm sick in bed from an STD
#29 - anotheroneonearth (05/16/2014) [-]
this is finally relevant I guess
#18 - ishfwilf (05/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I think that Durkon would agree that trees are evil bastards....

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#15 - hemming (05/16/2014) [+] (4 replies)
"We are ALL being raped by trees"   
   
That feel when no allergies to anything ever
"We are ALL being raped by trees"

That feel when no allergies to anything ever
User avatar #13 - mentaljuvenile (05/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
by MALE trees
User avatar #16 to #13 - ninjaroo ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
It'd be more accurate to say the male part of trees.
#11 - Ken M (05/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I've been raped by rape.
User avatar #25 to #11 - rokkarokkaali (05/16/2014) [-]
I want to make love to myself in those fields
#39 - thomaster (05/16/2014) [-]
We all knew this day would come... The trees strike back   
 ents are pretty cool
We all knew this day would come... The trees strike back
ents are pretty cool
User avatar #37 - youhei (05/16/2014) [-]
most trees and flowers don't actually contribute that much to hay fever (except pine trees) because the pollen for them is meant to be carried by bugs and birds and **** , not by the wind, so it's heavier and doesn't get in the air much.

the pollen from grass and pine trees gets caught in the wind and is meant to be there because they rely on the wind for pollination, it's lighter and smaller and is always around.
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