Hard boiled eggs. Are they meant to be, like, boiled?
C - Whats garlic bread made out of?
D - When we make it: crushed garlic, butter, a few chillies..
C - No no, I mean, whats it made of?
D - Garlic and bread?
C - Oh, okay .
How old is Northern Freeman?
(When watching TV)
C - Whats that?
M - Thats a rock.
Icebergs float, right?
(Simon Cowell to David Walliams - If I go straight to hell, youll be driving the bus.)
C - Woah, people go to hell on a bus? I thought they walked.
(During an advert showing the Wayne's World car scene)
C - Oh. This is a good song. Did those guys write it, do you think?
M - C, this is Bohemian Rhapsody.
(When watching television)
D - I like that guys shirt. Its funny.
C - Yeah. Land Rover. Like, hes fat so he doesnt rover on land.
D - Erm..it says Randy Lover.
I made my PIN number spell out a word. Like fgrrr. But not that word.
C - If I press on my eyes like this, it looks like I'm looking through a styroscope.
M - (Absently) You mean periscope?
D - No, she means a kaleidoscope.
M - Huh? Oh, I wasnt paying attention.
C - So what's a styroscope? A telescope made of styrofoam?